Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[kapisi]

Surely that isn't real? Surely the writing can't be that retarded and vacuous and "for modern audiences?"

It's real sadly. These characters sound like they just walked out of a Starbucks in California rather than being in a fantasy setting hunting a dragon.

https://files.catbox.moe/vmkcvc.mp4

This...
This dialogue feels like a lame low effort parody of tumbrcore writing.
The fact it's real is oddly disturbing.

Fantasy Los Angeles is here, you big meanie

 

[Camel]

They always try to make it seem as if you're the crazy one for criticising this. It looks like panicky damage control, but could also just be their insanity showing.

He/she is just unhinged.

 

[kapisi]

They always try to make it seem as if you're the crazy one for criticising this. It looks like panicky damage control, but could also just be their insanity showing.

He/she is just unhinged.

rushes the dragon ---- IT IS MA'AM!

 

[jaekl]

They always try to make it seem as if you're the crazy one for criticising this. It looks like panicky damage control, but could also just be their insanity showing.

Yes and I bet if we looked at Kena's social media, there would be lots of talk about about how depressed and anxious they/them is and how everyone is always stigmatising mental illness.

 

[kapisi]

I wonder if Corinne Busche gets laid.

 

[Late Bloomer]

I wonder if Corinne Busche gets laid.

Please, don't think about such things.

 

[kapisi]

I wonder if Corinne Busche gets laid.

Please, don't think about such things.

Yeah, we're surely in the timeline where he doesn't

 

[rubinstein]

I wonder if Corinne Busche gets laid.

xe will get laid off soon if that counts

 

[gurugeorge]

Surely that isn't real? Surely the writing can't be that retarded and vacuous and "for modern audiences?"

It's real sadly. These characters sound like they just walked out of a Starbucks in California rather than being in a fantasy setting hunting a dragon.

https://files.catbox.moe/vmkcvc.mp4

This...
This dialogue feels like a lame low effort parody of tumbrcore writing.
The fact it's real is oddly disturbing.

Yeah, it's hella disturbing. It's like the whole point of these fucking things (some form of suspended disbelief, immersion or escapism) is lost.

You are not being transported to some other place and time with its own logic, but in an extension of your normal "wokeista" life with fancy dress.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

 

[Elttharion]

Probably supposed to be 'non-binary', its Trick Weekes self insert

 

[Alienman]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

It's a horrible spawn from the Fade that must be destroyed.

 

[Lodis]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

Official shit refers to it as "her" and Weekes hasn't sperged out on twitter over pronouns yet so I guess that thing is supposed to be a woman.

But holy fucking shit this creature is ugly, there isn't a single ounce of femininity on that face. This had to be done on purpose, you don't make a character this ugly by chance.

 

[Modron]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

Probably just some developer's barely hidden giantess fetish.

 

[damager]

Probably supposed to be 'non-binary', its Trick Weekes self insert

Why is it not an overweight short sighted manlet with fat-tits than?

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

It's not that I like combatfags but BG2 Shattered Steel was the last time BioWare had good combat.

I don't usually write "I fixed it for you", but I fixed it for you.

 

[Arvennios]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

Is this abomination avoidable or do you have to "recruit" it ?

 

[Late Bloomer]

Is this abomination avoidable or do you have to "recruit" it ?

You have to recruit then fuck it.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Are you ready to ride the bulldyke?

 

[Konjad]

You have to recruit then fuck it.

I see you're a fan of romances.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

 

[Lagole Gon]

If you only knew how tired my face really is...​

 

[Konjad]

If you only knew how deep the dildo really went...​

 

[Cael]

Can someone explain what Taash actually is? Is it a legit tranny or only meant to look like one? I saw a clip today and it has a woman's voice, it's posture is womanly, but all other features are manly.

Official shit refers to it as "her" and Weekes hasn't sperged out on twitter over pronouns yet so I guess that thing is supposed to be a woman.

But holy fucking shit this creature is ugly, there isn't a single ounce of femininity on that face. This had to be done on purpose, you don't make a character this ugly by chance.

I believe that they said somewhere that it is one of those Qunari who are born one gender but do things that is supposedly done by the other gender. The Qun apparently allows such things (note that the Qun is supposed to be islamic borg according to the creators/writers of DAO) and they view that thing as the gender it wants to be. Given that it is given a "she" pronoun, it can be reasonably deduced that it is a male masquerading as female.

 

[Storyfag]

it can be reasonably deduced

Please do not do such things in regards to this game piece of entertainment media.