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Pink Eye

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I'm very into cock and ball torture
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kangaxx

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What compels these old westerners to suddenly turn gay or trans or whatever they are called?
It's a combination of various factors:

- Porn addiction. It's always unpopular to point this out but porn not enjoyed in moderation inevitably leads to increasingly degenerate fetishes, particularly autogynephilia.
- Poor diet. A lot of food is unhealthy slop and contributes to haywire chemical reactions in one's body and mind.
- No exercise. Men need to work out, regardless of their age, to properly produce testosterone.
- Narcissism. It's actively encouraged and rewarded in the current era.
- Self loathing. Weak men go along with anti-male ideologies such as feminism and in order to escape they misguidedly decide to masquerade as parodies of women.
- Humiliation rituals. Particularly when it comes to major celebrities, if a man is wearing a dress or a wig and degrading themselves it is a humiliation ritual. Certain organisations genuinely believe in the subversion of men and women and reward anyone who does it.
- Untreated mental illness. Many people are on all sorts of pills that worsen any existing mental conditions.

...etc, etc.
Contraceptive pill and the proliferation of oestrogen in the water.
 

Asymptotics

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Strap Yourselves In
I'm watching Cohh20DicksInMyMouthCarnage play this shit, and between the 15 minute long autistic monologues he does all I see is the same auto attack animation over and over and over and over again, while this needlessly intense and loud battle music is playing. 10/10 GOTY for sure gays. Preordering tomorrow.
 

MerchantKing

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Shit's been out for like 10 mins and its a 100gb download with no preload on Steam, give it a few hours-days for more indicative in-game numbers.
That tallies. Leftists are too poor to have an acceptable internet connection.
There's no reason why any game should be greater than 5gb. If it is, it just means that the game has a lot of wasted file space on nothing but junk.
b-but muh i69 and muh rtx 420666...
You get those for the additional headroom. Not because it is the minimum requirement.
 

Rahdulan

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It's not rocket science. People see the overwhelmingly positive pre-release reviews and believe them so they buy the game. I wonder if it's possibly going to be too late for refunds if it took that Skill Up guy good ten hours to see the game for what it is.
 

Dr1f7

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I'm watching Cohh20DicksInMyMouthCarnage play this shit, and between the 15 minute long autistic monologues he does
i watched this turbo autist play outer worlds for like 5 minutes and he would run into every room and pick up every fucking toothpick/toilet paper roll/fork and click on every cabinet drawer, then talk to every npc and fully exhaust all dialogue options then reload if there was branching dialogue or a response he didn't want

like wtf who plays games like this
 

Paul_cz

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BG3 has almost 900K peak.

I think this will be happy if it reaches 50K.

I doubt it will be the "BG3 style breakout hit" that Wilson hopes for.
 

whydoibother

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14k.

Doesn't look like hordes are coming. I smell bomba.
How many gigabytes is the download? How many minutes since release? Is it work hours, or dinner hours, in prime markets?
Don't judge this shit now, we will know by monday. We have to see the weekend. The fact that it was in the top games during its preorder phase shows its not a Concord, if that's what you were hoping for.
 

Storyfag

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Lodis

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Weekend will be a more accurate indicator. The game will have successful numbers solely due to the fact that BioWare’s primary fanbase these days is made up of fat women who just want to play dress up with their virtual self insert.
 

Storyfag

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