Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Kefa]

what's the point of this game having so many classes when the choice is so obvious

 

[Ezekiel]

Haters can hate all they want but the fact of the matter is this game is pure. I think the majority of the people shitting on this game are BG3 victims who now suffer from PTSD after being virtually tricked into gay sex and/or getting virtually raped. It's okay, this game won't try to molest you. Itsuno and Capcom are not Larian so chill tf out. Capcom's western marketing team is really messing y'all up. Anyways can't wait to run/jump around as my archer!


Love me some phat azz white girlz.

Your character shows us why characters made by devs are better than the ones users make with inferior tools. The character creator can't calculate all those different proportions and keep it anatomically correct. I would rather play Dragon's Dogma with a bunch of developer-made party members who have more personality, backstories and can be traded out and played as individually. You switch to another party member in the middle of combat.

Show me a recent dev designed female that looks better than mine. I said recent. No cheating and going back to 2015.

Of course a character creator wont let you make something like Yenn. You're retarded to expect something like that. But most modern devs are going out of their way to make fugly women so I don't get your point.

This character creator is fucking solid. Best you could hope for in 2024.

Your question is a trap. But leaning into your trap will help make my point. Even that middle-aged resting bitch face from Returnal (who is part of the reason I still haven't played it despite all the positive feedback) looks better than your character. I wouldn't feel like I was laying with an alien creature as I'm fucking her, proportions all out of whack and dead expression all the time.

I hate their agenda too. No disagreement there.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Even that middle-aged resting bitch face from Returnal (who is part of the reason I still haven't played it despite all the positive feedback) looks better than your character.

Weird opinion because I agree that character is repulsive and is also the reason why I never played that game. She absolutely does not look better than my character.

If people want to try and argue that my character looks anatomically incorrect I'd be more than happy to post photos of Alexis Texas and Angela White who are both all-natural women that millions of men fap to every day. Nobody has ever fapped to the Returnal protagonist, ever.

 

[Shig]

what's the point of this game having so many classes when the choice is so obvious

litmus test.

 

[Ezekiel]

Even that middle-aged resting bitch face from Returnal (who is part of the reason I still haven't played it despite all the positive feedback) looks better than your character.

Weird opinion because I agree that character is repulsive and is also the reason why I never played that game. She absolutely does not look better than my character.

If people want to try and argue that my character looks anatomically incorrect I'd be more than happy to post photos of Alexis Texas and Angela White who are both all-natural women that millions of men fap to every day. Nobody has ever fapped to the Returnal protagonist, ever.

Alexis Texas and Angela White don't have shoulders angled towards their necks at 45 degrees like your character. Their legs don't horizontally extend so far beyond their torsos. Their hair doesn't defy gravity like yours.

 

[Kefa]

magick archer is the obvious choice, all other options are irrelevant

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

I don't like these personal attacks on my woman, Zeke.

 

[Tyranicon]

I've found it strange for some time that codexers have the same exact taste in porn stars that I do.

Probably explains why my porn game is popular around here.

 

[Silverfish]

I don't like these personal attacks on my woman, Zeke.

HPLC is doing the Lord's work giving us some eye bleach after the spokestranny. Sad to see some people being ungrateful.

 

[Black]

Agreed. Swen never hired Sphere Hunter for marketing.

Ye, he just hired all troon-likes as devs and writers.

 

[kites]

I won't spoil it for myself, but someone is streaming the ps5 version

 

[Turn_BASED]

After watching the leak, performance seems way better than I expected. Dude loves the game too.

 

[Kefa]

If anyone finds a video of the stream please post it here. Glad the performance is better than expected though

 

[Turisas]

If anyone finds a video of the stream please post it here. Glad the performance is better than expected though

It's right there in twitch still.

 

[Dyet]

Spoiler

Based on the leaks, it looks like the enemy variety will indeed be the weakest part of the game. Those who've played the first game have most likely already fought the vast majority of the monsters that appear in the second one and the trailers have already revealed most of the remaining ones like minotaurs. Still curious to see if the "postgame" contains a substantial amount of additional content or mostly powered up versions of existing enemies peppered throughout the world.

 

[kalash19]

I won't spoil it for myself, but someone is streaming the ps5 version

Still looks like a good game but world map seems to be too small for open world standard, maybe even smaller than 1/2 map of base game Skyrim.

 

[Turn_BASED]

If you don’t want to watch the leak:

Spoiler

Each vocation has tons of skills, some of which can only be unlocked by completing quests.

Armor variety is high despite the changes to slots from DD1.

Pawn banter is more reactive and specific to the situation.

Those are my observations from only watching 30 mins so as not to spoil too much.

 

[Dyet]

I won't spoil it for myself, but someone is streaming the ps5 version

Still looks like a good game but world map seems to be too small for open world standard, maybe even smaller than 1/2 map of base game Skyrim.

How so? I might be mistaken, but it looks like they've delivered on their claims for the map size.

 

[Shrimp]

Seems like the silk lingerie - or at least something similar - is back in, so now you know what half of the pawns in the rift will be wearing.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Thanks for using spoiler tags.

 

[DJOGamer PT]

maybe even smaller than 1/2 map of base game Skyrim.

according to the devs the world map is at least x4 the area of the original (it might be bigger)
and the original was already close to 1/2 of Skyrim's total area

I made a post speculating on this matter some weeks ago:

I don't know how DD1 compares to Skyrim in terms of size

There's no exact meassurements
But I would estimate that in walkable area Gransys is like somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 of Skyrim

For reference Skyrim is 37km², so if the devs are being precise in their assement (and my guess is correct) DD2 world map is around at "best" 74km² (just 5km² shy of Elden Ring) or 49km² at "worst" (still 8km² larger than Oblivion)

 

[HoboForEternity]

If you don’t want to watch the leak:

Spoiler

Each vocation has tons of skills, some of which can only be unlocked by completing quests.

Armor variety is high despite the changes to slots from DD1.

Pawn banter is more reactive and specific to the situation.

Those are my observations from only watching 30 mins so as not to spoil too much.

Spoiler

honestly if the armor variety is truly much greater then i wouldnt mind the lack of layered armor and gloves/shoes thing. if you have 100 sets of armors instead of 25 sets separated into 4 parts

 

[gabel]

Seems like the silk lingerie - or at least something similar - is back in, so now you know what half of the pawns in the rift will be wearing.

Who wants to wear silk lingerie with that walking animation?
Oh right, faggots, nevermind.

 

[DJOGamer PT]

The Japanese get the promise of higher sales

1 post ago, you're saying that the Japs were the last based place on Earth
Now you're implying they are both greedy and stupid (as again, for the last 2 years research shows ESG investments underperform)
Make up your mind

and the west gets to continue shoving degenerate shit downs everyones throats.

"Is this... "west", in the room with us right now?"

Instead, the game has to feature negros

And here I thought you played the original game...

at every turn, woman that act like, walk like, talk like men,

This is a red flag my friend
Schizoid delusions are not reality, you should see a doctor

furry bait

So you do have thoughts of beastility when you see felines.
Please go on.
We need to get to the bottom of this...

paying trannies

This just keeps getting better and better

 

[Kefa]

If anyone finds a video of the stream please post it here. Glad the performance is better than expected though

It's right there in twitch still.

Which twitch stream