Dragon's Dogma II - "They’re masterworks, all – you can’t go wrong"

[Dishonoredbr]

Just to put a nail in the coffin. Both images were made by this dude.

 

[Suicidal]

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

 

[Modron]

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

The kind that makes them spend a lot of time on chans and reddit.

 

[Yosharian]

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

The kind that makes them spend a lot of time on chans and reddit.

Or Codexes

 

[HoboForEternity]

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

idk, masturbating provides more dopamine reward they should just do that

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Photo Mode, from DD2 japanese twitter acount (machine translated):

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

It's mostly a discord raiding group of seething tendies that the game won't come to the Switch
They've at this for weeks on /v/, specially repeating the "only 9 vocations, 30fps and single-player MMO" baits and other such doomposting
Coincidentally they mostly fell silent after this latest trailer and new vocation reveal kek

 

[Late Bloomer]

Fuck that noise! Have loli pawns been confirmed?

From some pages back. The character and pawns will have a minimum height of 160cm.

Hedeaki Itsuno and Capcom decided to make the shortest possible height for the player character be taller than the average height of their own countries females.

https://en.llcig.com/average-height-in-japan-2023/

the average female height in Japan is significantly lower than the average male height and is 159.5 cm (5 feet 2.8 inches)

 

[Raghar]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

 

[Kem0sabe]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

You are going to have a bad time with the game then, the main quest giver is black and you need to return to him for each new step of the MQ.

 

[Raghar]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

You are going to have a bad time with the game then, the main quest giver is black and you need to return to him for each new step of the MQ.

Well I stomached the "they are all masterworks, you cannot get wrong" merchant. So I know this game can have issues.
Can we sacrifice him as our love in the end? Like the same as we could get rid of that merchant in DD I?

 

[notpl]

Wheremst is the Mystic Knight. Seems Itsuno made a funny mistake and forgot to have it included here haha.

It does seem quite weird for them to have cut several beloved vocations, as well as lacking "advanced" versions for some obvious archetypes. No assassin? Why is there a straight tier 2 version of fighter and mage, but nothing for archer or thief?

 

[Late Bloomer]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

No. It's all pandering to a similar audience. Furries being one. Negro worshippers the other. Both want animals in their games for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Mortmal]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

No. It's all pandering to a similar audience. Furries being one. Negro worshippers the other. Both want animals in their games for all the wrong reasons.

This is inaccurate. It doesn't cater to an audience. If such an audience exists, it is quite limited and not worth working for. It's for the LGBT lobbyist tastes who will grant them their ESG rating. Remember that a poor ESG rating means poor funding.

 

[Machocruz]

They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

Yeah bro, otherwise it would be totally unlike Earth. The original game was renowned for its alien geography and species unlike anything we've ever seen before bro.

 

[Late Bloomer]

This is inaccurate. It doesn't cater to an audience. If such an audience exists, it is quite limited and not worth working for. It's for the LGBT lobbyist tastes who will grant them their ESG rating. Remember that a poor ESG rating means poor funding.

It's both. Were you in the BG3 thread at release and the weeks after? People fucking love this shit. They love animal sex. They love negroes in their medieval/greek fantasy settings. They want more of it, because they are self loathing degenerates, that lap up everything the "lobbyist" fight for. People will be more than happy to put their lion bitch in the skimpiest possible clothes. They will look forward to being talked down to by the negro who gives out each new arch to the main quest. Don't take the blame away from the people cheering this on.

 

[Herumor]

Why are IGN videos always so shitty looking? Bitrate seems abysmally low.

 

[Silverfish]

Fuck that noise! Have loli pawns been confirmed?

From some pages back. The character and pawns will have a minimum height of 160cm.

Hedeaki Itsuno and Capcom decided to make the shortest possible height for the player character be taller than the average height of their own countries females.

https://en.llcig.com/average-height-in-japan-2023/

the average female height in Japan is significantly lower than the average male height and is 159.5 cm (5 feet 2.8 inches)

 

[Crayll]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

You are going to have a bad time with the game then, the main quest giver is black and you need to return to him for each new step of the MQ.

Mods will fix it. It'll just be immediately banned everywhere and you'll have to go somewhere dumb like RPG HQ to download it.

 

[Haba]

Fuck that noise! Have loli pawns been confirmed?

From some pages back. The character and pawns will have a minimum height of 160cm.

Hedeaki Itsuno and Capcom decided to make the shortest possible height for the player character be taller than the average height of their own countries females.

https://en.llcig.com/average-height-in-japan-2023/

the average female height in Japan is significantly lower than the average male height and is 159.5 cm (5 feet 2.8 inches)

We must nuke Japan again!

 

[Anonona]

While the height slide goes down to a minimun of 160, it seems you can make the characters shorter than that by selecting shorter legs and torso.

 

[Raghar]

They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

Yeah bro, otherwise it would be totally unlike Earth. The original game was renowned for its alien geography and species unlike anything we've ever seen before bro.

Yea these two legged species looked differently than most two legged species on the earth. I might suspect low graphic, but there was a clear intention.

 

[Matador]

What manner of mental illness must one have to waste their free time making something like this?

Troons. More like demonic possessed.

 

[Elttharion]

They could go for this:

And this:


And they could avoid this:


They have world with goblins, lionpeople and stuff. Why did they wanted to mimic Earth?

You are going to have a bad time with the game then, the main quest giver is black and you need to return to him for each new step of the MQ.

Who is it? The black dude in the first trailer?

 

[Late Bloomer]

Who is it? The black dude in the first trailer?

Yes, Brant is his name.

 

[Elttharion]

Who is it? The black dude in the first trailer?

Yes, Brant is his name.

Black dude as a knight in a medieval inspired setting is probably one of the cringiest things a dev can do. Its pure subversion and propaganda.