Reminder that DF has a 25% homosexual level because its creator believes that is the "normal" level of homosexuality in nature.
Good thing he's never talked to you, he'd start to think that's way too low.
Aww, did I piss in your DEI holy water?
If that were true, telling you that you're a titanic faggot would be a compliment.
In the name of the entire forum, allow me to show you some decorum. F*ck yourself with a rubber hose, stick it in your mouth and down your throat. Up your nose and in your a** hole, I don't really care where it goes. And it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, you should f*ck yourself anyway. Now, you don't have to listen to a word that I say but if I know you, you'll be humpin' away. F*ck yourself with your slow, if you can't think it through, use a ten foot pole. Stick it up your a** and go for a stroll. Everyone will know you've been to your own show.
If you really cannot take it, eat my st**l, go ahead and masturbate with some glue, all of us don't care what you'll do. F*ck yourself with a garden tool, f*ck yourself with your favourite memes, ah, you know you're so full of f*cking f*cking sh*t. What I mean is, you know you've been lied to ever since you were born, it's amazing that you've been getting f*cked for that long. F*ck yourself with the world wide web, dude, you could ride your own d*ck while in your bed. You may even meet a troll like yourself on the dating sites, grab onto your a** and let them f*ck your self silly.
Hey, go and f*ck yourself with all of your heart and soul, give it everything you've got, we know it's what you do when you're on the forum. If I haven't convinced you yet, if you can't even troll yourself, how you're going to troll someone else? F*ck yourself with my rhymes, I can send you some more later when you're all alone. The rhymes are bound to be better than your regular English, let's see if you can still reach an orgasm but, please, don't get your ejaculate over the keyboard. F*ck yourself with your parents, now that's a seriously f*cked up family.
tl;dr - Well, you can wish you could s*ck my d*ck, remember it would take you all day.