ELEX ELEX II - Jax is back

[Cunt Dickula!?]

I didn't know Elex 2 is going to be a horror game

You creepy stalker!
Take those pictures of my sister, girlfriend, mom, ex and aunt down!

 

[Abu Antar]

 

[likash]

I didn't know Elex 2 is going to be a horror game

WTF is that.

 

[Cunt Dickula!?]

It's called down syndrome i think.

 

[Blutwurstritter]

I didn't know Elex 2 is going to be a horror game

You creepy stalker!
Take those pictures of my sister, girlfriend, mom, ex and aunt down!

Wait what, can this work with only two women ? So your grandfather who is also your father, procreated with your mother so that she could give birth to her own half sister, your aunt which is at the same time your sister. And right now you are dating either your mother or aunt which makes the other your ex girl friend ? Now those are some complicated and disturbing, though not surprising, family relations.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

can this work with only two women ?

I don't see Zeus complaining

 

[Zlaja]

Some russians here who can say us what our beautiful Fräulein Nasty is talking about?

Why did they make Nasty's face worse looking? Yeah, she's supposed to look 6-7 years older, but common! Jax himself looks fucking younger than in the first game, so that's a bullshit excuse. It's a damn videogame!

My fetish was finally fulfilled.

Would rape the tomboy.

but they both actually think that Fallout 3 is a great game for some godforsaken reason.

Forsaken you say...

Spoiler

Also, I have some personal complaints about the release day. March 1st is the exact date of me moving into my new apartment. So, I'm gonna be up to my ass in all those moving shenanigens. Thanks, Obama!

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I'm excited for this.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I'm concerned that March may be too early. Did they delay it yet or no it's still on?

 

[luj1]

Its gonna be janky and unfinished either way dont worry

 

[JDR13]

Its gonna be janky and unfinished either way dont worry

So kind of like your mom?

 

[luj1]

Kind of like your wasted life of 60 years old and 2010 gaming standards, a truly spectacular achievement.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

60 years old and 2010 gaming standards, a truly spectacular achievement.

As opposed to your 59 years and no standards whatsoever?

 

[Ryzer]

Its gonna be janky and unfinished either way dont worry

It's gonna be way more enjoyable and lively than Morrowtrash.

 

[ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB]

Its gonna be janky and unfinished either way dont worry

Kind of like your wasted life of 60 years old and 2010 gaming standards, a truly spectacular achievement.

 

[notpl]

Gameplay seems to have been improved in all aspects, goddamn I'm so excited for this!

Still not a peep about magic/psi-powers/whatever else. Bad sign. It's going to just be another generic ranged attack substitute like elex.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I wonder what ways the Morkons will use Elex.

 

[Zlaja]

I wonder what ways the Morkons will use Elex.

Probably storing it deep underground to use it to summon Beelzebub. That's probably why Nasty joined them so she could get her hands on it.

 

[lukaszek]

I wonder what ways the Morkons will use Elex.

Probably storing it deep underground to use it to summon Beelzebub. That's probably why Nasty joined them so she could get her hands on it.

there is sleeper that needs waking up

 

[Ismaul]

I wonder what ways the Morkons will use Elex.

Probably storing it deep underground to use it to summon Beelzebub. That's probably why Nasty joined them so she could get her hands on it.

there is sleeper that needs waking up

I highly dislike replaying the same things (barely replayed if at all my fav games), but somehow PB just makes it work.

A little twist on the same themes, and it feels like a new shoe that you've been wearing forever, fresh yet familiar.

 

[Zlaja]

and it feels like a new shoe that you've been wearing forever, fresh yet familiar

Maybe you just tied it better?

 

[toro]

Also, I have some personal complaints about the release day. March 1st is the exact date of me moving into my new apartment. So, I'm gonna be up to my ass in all those moving shenanigens. Thanks, Obama!

Elden Ring is released on 25th February. No one sane will play ELEX 2 during March :D

I wonder what ways the Morkons will use Elex.

They will get ELEX injections each 6 months.

 

[Peachcurl]

I need my Elexxination booster shot. The first one doesn't protect against the Omirkons.

 

[PrK]

Elden Ring is released on 25th February. No one sane will play ELEX 2 during March :D

I will. And I'm quite sane. I even have a note from the doctor.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Elden Ring is released on 25th February. No one sane will play ELEX 2 during March :D

is this dark souls #7 or dark souls #8?