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ELEX Pre-Release Thread

Discussion in 'Piranha Bytes' started by Jools, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. YES! Hi, I'm Roqua Dumbfuck

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    Yes, thank you.
    My work lady who checks all my emails before sending them out tells me I use way too many commas. I repeat myself because no one ever replies or seems to understand the points I'm trying to make. Repeating myself is frustrating, but having tons of retarded children ignore my point is more so.

    And my schtick is the promotion and advancement of rpgs and this site being retaken from console kids and general hipster gamers and just plain old fucking retards that infest this site. What is something obnoxious I've done?
     
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  2. Junmarko Arcane Patron

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    "I've played Dragon Age: Inquisition to the end, and this game ain't that!"


    Ah, good to know. I'll be buying it then.
     
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  3. ortucis Prophet

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    Yeah but depending on the size, it'll download for a day or something. Disappointing.
     
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  4. Grunker RPG Codex Ghost Patron

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    Honestly it's hardly a surprise that the game has technical issues

    EDIT: wow watched the rest of it, what a retard
     
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  5. YES! Hi, I'm Roqua Dumbfuck

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    Why watch any of these videos? Why not be normal and play video games instead of watching other people play them? Anyone who makes these videos are clearly retarded, but what does that say about the people who watch them?
     
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  6. Grunker RPG Codex Ghost Patron

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    I'm playing Eternal with the video in the background and I'm watching Elex videos because the game is not out yet
     
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  7. YES! Hi, I'm Roqua Dumbfuck

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    What use are the videos? Would you want to watch videos of someone watching a movie that isn't out yet and you want to watch? Personally, I'm more into watching movies and playing games myself and see no appeal in watching other people do either.
     
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  8. Volken Scholar

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    I guess Elex can compete in the best cigarette looting simulator bracket.

    Or healing potions hidden in the toilet bowl. Whatever. It all makes sense because it's RPG.
     
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  9. dragonul09 Arcane Edgy

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    He started pointing out that the game isn't as good as Doom,Mad Max and Inquistion,at that point I just wanted to smash his head to a pulp.Next time don't send keys to every retard with a keyboard and a 500 sub channel.
     
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  10. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    This is what they get for not sending a key to RPG Codex.
     
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  11. T. Reich Arcane

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    Will RPGCodex provide at least 12 fair and balanced reviews for ELEX! ?
     
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  12. VentilatorOfDoom RPG Codex Staff

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    Do you have a key already or need one for review?
     
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  13. Havoc Cheerful Magician Patron

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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
    Darth Roxor now
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  14. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Me now:

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    Show Spoiler
    yes I have one :negative:
     
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  15. ortucis Prophet

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    B-But, I wanna be teh Dragonborn, teh Shepard, teh Herpa Derp legend the moment I begin. Working to make my name is so old school. +M
     
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  16. Makabb Arcane Shitposter Bethestard

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    That's why Fallout 1 was the best, you started as some random vault dweller and ended up as hero of the wastes. :obviously:
     
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  17. Makabb Arcane Shitposter Bethestard

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    '

    A colossally huge, magnificently designed open-world with impeccable PC optimization and the deepest character progression system in action RPG history, along with the greatest choice and consequence and quest design seen in an open world game. It will take tens of hours to even begin to penetrate the surface... yet of course, "professional" reviews hammered out after 3 hours of uninterested play on console, while bemoaning the complexity and challenge of the game will be here to inform you as to whether or not you should buy it on PC.

    Such is the state of the industry. Awe well. So it goes.

    Regardless, no lootboxes, no DLC, no DRM, no season passes, hundreds of hours of content, no multiplayer nonsense and zero pandering to anyone but their core demographic should be enough to encourage anyone with a PC from the past 5 years to pick it up ASAP. Support games by people who make games for themselves, not people who make games for yachts'


    :hype:
     
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  18. PrettyDeadman Victim of C*dex *dministr*tion Patron

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    I'll write a goty review for this game today after 20 minutes of play. It would be called best game of the year and absolute masterpiece.
     
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  19. Zdzisiu Arcane

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    I will write one 20 minutes BEFORE I play the game!

    Mostly because I can't afford it right now.
     
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  20. thekdawg21 Augur

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    I lost my job two weeks ago. This worried my mother, who came to visit me from Florida to make sure I would be able to pay her the birth tax I owe her. I told her "Don't worry, Mom. I have a plan." I took her to my PC to show her the next project I would be working on.

    I showed her the purchase of ELEX on Steam. She looked down on me with a pride I had never seen before in her eyes. "After forty years I finally don't regret having the abortion," she said. That was the first hug I had ever gotten from my mother. She even put in an extra TV dinner in the microwave for me, something I had only ever dreamed of before. It would be the first time I had ever eaten such an extravagant meal.

    Life is ELEX.
     
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  21. Jedi Master Radek Arcane

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    :)
     
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  22. Mortmal Arcane

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    You are serious , or you are in "no man sky mode" again?..
     
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  23. Elex Arbiter

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    video removed from the user!
     
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  24. Teut Busnet Erudite

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    'The Video has been removed by the user'

    He's possibly been tortured until he took it down. Who was it, I'm interested in the follow up?
     
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  25. razvedchiki Erudite Sad Loser

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    it was a crappy video from a casual peasant,he shit all over elex because "it wasnt like witcher 3".
     
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