Alright, here goes a longer update than usual, and for a good reason: you'll have something very important to vote on at the end.
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Balkan most united, Serbia grow strong at peace
Georgian Tsar of Russia? This bad, really bad. Every time a Georgian rule Russia shit happen. Potatoland right now getting the worst because Russia want all Rus clay Potatoland currently own.
Wars hurt Serbia need peace to recover.
Help Patriarch and get worst Croat in line. What? Theses? Irrelevant Serbia not Popemole.
Popemole removed from Dalmatia. Also what was that green herb? RAP MAGIC make world map look diffrent.
Too stupidly expensive for Serbia and for anyone.
Now popemole minority in Dalmatia, great day.
Potatoland guarantees Serbia but Potatoland in bad shape... very very very very bad shape.
Serbians not know why, but entire world hate Poland. Countrey on verge of collapse.
Georgian Tsar want Serbia as ally, Russia Strong too while Poland now weak better accept.
How dare you threat Serbia worst turk? You upset dignity of all Europe and dream of world conquest and accuse Serbia hypocrite scum! REMOVE HEAD FROM KEBAB MESSENGER!
Fuk you parasite, I sign this but if one, only one pirate show up again, I'll kill all turk from Tripoli without mercy!
SERBIA STRONG! Need no change in army.
(These events are way too ridiculously expensive to be worth)
Serbia great cannon now more power. Great pleasure wipe out dozen turk idiots at one shot.
Serbia getting better in everything.
Serbia Army grettest! Serbia best trained will wipe floor with kebab folder.
GLORIOUS SERBIA ARMY INDEED
Recogize our clay already! Core our clay!
Russia now bring Georgian tale of canonballs in the night, good for Serbia if Russia end with direct land border with worst turk.
Bosnia finally admit as Serbian great day for countrey!
Generals must lead Serbia to VICTROY.
News from Austria. Austria sick of popemole like East Orthodox Church they now split from popemole, rumors of new church rising, call Protestant.
Serbia king always watch news of close countreys. Poland in very bad shape three pretenders fight for throne while the peasant are equal angry and want something:
While potato aristocrats fight each other for power Polish peasants want to:
REMOVE JEW FROM THE PREMISES
Sad day for all slavs when such once grettest countrey fall apart like this.
Bosnia now Serb build road in honor of this great feat.
SERBIA STRONG, no countrey can claim Serbia as part of their sphere. Serbia now with its own spheric cube of influence. hiver in Castille plans fail HAHA take that. Croat is SERBIA clay!!!
Castille not mad about it still swear to fight with Serbia against worst turk if kebab dare invasion.
Serbia not ready to claim and fight back against turk. Need less infamy too.
Slowly diplomacy is used to put an end at last to Croatioa. Serbia will unite!
GRETTEST DAY! YOU CAN LIVE IN THE ZOO HAHA!
Remove head from kebab messenger again! Serbia need not shithole kebab center of "trade", more like center of counterfeit, center of smuggling, center of fencing and center of cheating.
Serbia not sure what happened in Poland. Three pretenders claim throne at the same timer and lots of Jew killed by angry peasants before order restored.
Fuk the Croatioa kill all rebels with rap magic. No mercy.
Turkillers outnumberd have to retreat but REMOVE CROATIOA ingrates! Go back to the zoo!
You can live in the zoo! I mean in the grave! HAHAHA!
Serbia need strong need to be centralize for the ideal of one day removing all kebab.
Foolish Croaots you weak Serbia Strong! If you hate Serbia this much why not return to your precious Mongolia?
Serbia economy delicate inflation hurt need grett man to help here.
Serbia justice built to show no mercy to kebab.
Meanwhile Serbia must decide something that may change future forever:
Serbia Strong Alone?
Or should Serbia seek possible grettest might as futur Serb-Austro-Hungarian Emprahirie?
(This is what I'll let you decide right now. Vote in whatever approach you prefer.)