James D. Weller left the vault with a friend in tow, an immortal champion of justice and liberty.
That man was Ron Paul.
This is the tale of the journey of his hideous mutant son.
This discovery as a child led to Ron Paul Jr becoming a doctor. He has since delivered over 4000 babies, all of whose mothers died in childbirth.
The tyrannical reign of the Overseer frightens Ron Paul Jr, as it reminds him of the dictatorships of the Warlord Bu$h and his immediate successor Sarah Palin. However, he is puzzled that his father chose to flee instead of standing up to the oppressor.
It's good that, in this blighted wasteland, some people still recognise the face of a true American hero.
But Ron Paul Jr has another agenda in his search for his father, one for which the old man fought all his life. The hunt for neocons, and administering swift justice upon them in the name of America.
Though the enemies he found were varied and deadly (note: they were neither varied nor deadly), he found none whom he could comfortably call a neoconservative. That is, until he stumbled across a shack in which a young black woman was brutally bound and enslaved, and standing over her...
Ann Coulter.
EAT 10MM, FAUX NEWS SHILL
Ron Paul Jr hears the "Enclave" on the radio, purporting to be all that remains of the United States government. But are they true, patriotic Americans as they claim? Or are they the vile sheeple followers of the military-industrial complex which his father set out to combat? Only time would tell.
From the sounds of things, this "Galaxy News Radio" stops just short of endorsing the RNO PUAL RE[LOVE]UTION. No coincidence, then, that his father seems to have made his way there...
In Megaton, Ron Paul Jr finds a pedophile. One with a kickass scoped magnum. After agonizing over the decision for a while, Ron Paul decides that since the man is not selling his gun, he is getting in the way of the Free Market. And that must be prevented at all costs.
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Sounds like neocon propaganda to me. I'll be coming back for you, old man. Sometimes, when dipping into the toolbox of liberty, one must come out with an axe.
Or something.
Though he may have opposed the war with Canada, Ron Paul supports our troops. Shortly after this screenshot was taken, the last remaining bald eagle in the world flew in and perched on his shoulder, weeping silently.
Ron Paul finds a friend. Judge Knapp once overturned a Minnesota law, finding that pet ownership was protected by the Constitution, so our hero feels at ease taking on this poor creature.
In the hunt for neocons, we must delve into the darkest, dirtiest corners of the world. This is their territory. This is where they nest.
Ron Paul Jr finds himself faced with a dilemna. The town of Megaton is clearly plagued by the neocon mindset, but would blowing it up be Constitional? He cannot rightly tell.
Please, people of the Codex, advise this true American on what to do.