Fallout 4 Pre-Announcement Bullshit Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Major_Blackhart]

I'm sorry you didn't deserve that.
I haven't eaten anything yet today and I got low bloodsugar.

 

[DeepOcean]

Who is the fucktard cocksucker who honestly believes FO3 was GOTY?

http://www.rpgcodex.net/article.php?id=5811

RPGWatch said it was GOTY for 2008.

[Intelligence] Do RPGWatch like shitty games?

 

[~RAGING BONER~]

every time I wanna say FO3 wasn't so bad all I have to do is remember that it was set 200 years after the nukes fell...and yet somehow it managed to look like only a week after a nuclear war.

Did the people decide not to clean up or rebuild anything in 2 fucking centuries with all that tech and scientists a plenty just lying around?

oh well, FO4 will surely be GOTY either way. Todd Howard is a god.

 

[Kirtai]

oh well, FO4 will surely be GOTY either way.

It wouldn't surprise me if they already had their bribes budgeted.

Todd Howard is a god.

Hmm, which pantheon would he fit best into?

 

[Dreaad]

 

[~RAGING BONER~]

It wouldn't surprise me if they already had their bribes budgeted.

you'd think it must suck to have to pay for so many awards and positive reviews but for a AAA game, especially one which isn't a multiplayer FPS, I'd say it was almost necessary if they want to turn a profit.

Hmm, which pantheon would he fit best into?

Pantheon unclear; Divine name would undoubtedly be "Jewthullu"

 

[argan]

This seems like a pretty retarded gaming site:

http://www.gamesradar.com/worst-dick-moves-ever-pulled-on-developers-by-gamers/?page=2

So, because original fans are upset that Bethesda turned a great isometric turn-based RPG into a post-apocalyptic shooter with inane writing, a bland world, a mediocre combat system, dumbed-down statistics and basically made it "Oblivion with guns" (even said so themselves), we are being dicks?

 

[AstroZombie]

This seems like a pretty retarded gaming site:

http://www.gamesradar.com/worst-dick-moves-ever-pulled-on-developers-by-gamers/?page=2

So, because original fans are upset that Bethesda turned a great isometric turn-based RPG into a post-apocalyptic shooter with inane writing, a bland world, a mediocre combat system, dumbed-down statistics and basically made it "Oblivion with guns" (even said so themselves), we are being dicks?

Pleonasm.

 

[Jick Magger]

They've probably never played Fallout 1 or 2 in their lives, so of course they act like holier-than-thou pricks when fans of the series voice their concerns that Bethesda are both radically changing the gameplay, streamlining several gameplay mechanics, and have a lead artist who's more-or-less completely unfamiliar with the series he's designing for (fuck, you'd think it'd kill him just to fucking run through 1 or 2 for a few hours for research, just to get the gist of things), all that's getting raped in their eyes is some ancient dinosaur RPG with shitty pixel graphics and confusing gameplay which angers them because it doesn't let them go everywhere immediately and actually has the gall to punish them for making stupid decisions.

At least New Vegas was a step in the right direction. Can't wait to see how Todd Howard fucks it up.

 

[argan]

Pleonasm.

I blame English not being my native language.

 

[AstroZombie]

They've probably never played Fallout 1 or 2 in their lives, so of course they act like holier-than-thou pricks when fans of the series voice their concerns that Bethesda are both radically changing the gameplay, streamlining several gameplay mechanics, and have a lead artist who's more-or-less completely unfamiliar with the series he's designing for (fuck, you'd think it'd kill him just to fucking run through 1 or 2 for a few hours for research, just to get the gist of things), all that's getting raped in their eyes is some ancient dinosaur RPG with shitty pixel graphics and confusing gameplay which angers them because it doesn't let them go everywhere immediately and actually has the gall to punish them for making stupid decisions.

At least New Vegas was a step in the right direction. Can't wait to see how Todd Howard fucks it up.

New Vegas still had the shadow of Bethesda hanging over its head, at least JE Sawyer was cool enough to make Hardcore Mode decent on his spare time.

 

[Infinitron]

http://www.fuckrex.com/updates/id/1...thesda-may-be-gearing-up-for-an-announcement/

ITZ COMING?

 

[General Maxson]

Can't wait to see what they have in store for us this time...

 

[Jaesun]

link address. BRO.

EDIT: News that isn't actually news. :rex:

 

[DragoFireheart]

Food decaying/rotting after time has pasted isn't a hard game mechanic.

Dragon's Dogma does this.

 

[Rahdulan]

http://www.fuckrex.com/updates/id/1...thesda-may-be-gearing-up-for-an-announcement/

ITZ COMING?

I can't wait for when it actually happens.

THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THE ROOTS! BACK TO FALLOUT 3! NEW VEGAS WAS JUST A SETBACK MADE BY SHITTY OBSIDIAN, NOW BETHESDA BRINGS BACK FALLOUT LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE!

 

[Dreaad]

Food decaying/rotting after time has pasted isn't a hard game mechanic.

Dragon's Dogma does this.

 

[DeepOcean]

Food decaying/rotting after time has pasted isn't a hard game mechanic.

Dragon's Dogma does this.

 

[argan]

This just in, realism and immersion define a RPG according to random Bethesda fans:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1458273-can-this-be-the-reason/page-3

 

[Major_Blackhart]

And they like FO3 more than FONV?

 

[Broseph]

This just in, realism and immersion define a RPG according to random Bethesda fans:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1458273-can-this-be-the-reason/page-3

What did you expect? These are people that hold up glorified hiking simulators as "deep RPGs."

And they like FO3 more than FONV?

Actually, most of them don't, from what I remember when I used to post there. The Fallout forum there has a lot of true Fallout fans (I remember undecaf posting there).

 

[Rahdulan]

And they like FO3 more than FONV?

You really want me to link you to that "Top Six Reasons Fallout 3 is better than New Vegas" bullshit? Do you? Because there are easier ways to get a headache.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Yeah, but not many ways for me to kill a boner.

 

[argan]

This just in, realism and immersion define a RPG according to random Bethesda fans:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1458273-can-this-be-the-reason/page-3

What did you expect? These are people that hold up glorified hiking simulators as "deep RPGs."

And they like FO3 more than FONV?

Actually, most of them don't, from what I remember when I used to post there. The Fallout forum there has a lot of true Fallout fans (I remember undecaf posting there).

I don't know what I expected, really. Less inane ramblings about the immersion and evolution of the degenerate ancient turn-based system to glorious fps-style super-awesome real-time combat.

 

[undecaf]

Actually, most of them don't, from what I remember when I used to post there. The Fallout forum there has a lot of true Fallout fans (I remember undecaf posting there).

There must be something wrong with me because I still post there even though I disagree with most of the people there about almost everything.