Fallout 76 - online Fallout spinoff from Bethesda - now on Steam with Wastelanders NPC expansion

[ZeniBot]

and we're at 48 on Metacritic. What a time to be alive. Its red and its not looking like it'll ever get back to yellow.

 

[Santander02]

The only reason it even got to yellow was because of doritos, I bet subsequent reviewers who also got doritos caught wind of how bad this was getting recieved and decided that spurning the doritos and face bethesda's wrath was not as bad as further straining whathever reamained of their credibility and reputation. (yeah, all 2 inches of it)

Or maybe they figure that if everyone is already shiting on the game, bethesdah won't have the balls to blacklist literally everyone, thus making it safe mosh pit on and score some points with their readers riding the hate-wagon, might be the later all things considered.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I actually want to play this game.

I hate Bethesda NPCs, and I didn't mind fucking around exploring and scavenging shit in Fallout 4.

 

[Xor]

:tno:

It's like a metaphor for the bethesda fanbase.

 

[Agame]

I actually want to play this game.

I hate Bethesda NPCs, and I didn't mind fucking around exploring and scavenging shit in Fallout 4.

Considering how much the normies hate it, maybe its actually good!?

 

[Latelistener]

Yeah, a hidden gem.

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

No Carpenter... No!

 

[Cyberarmy]

Maybe that'll inspire his next movie ?

 

[Morkar Left]

Bugs aside why are there no npcs? For a Fallout game? That's ridiculess...

I actually like the idea.

The idea of giving out quests and fleshing out the lore without anyone being alive is intriguing. A competent developer could make something unique and interesting out of such an idea.

You come straight out of a vault. At least there should be a npc hub. F1 vault feels more alive than that spawning point vault 76.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

No Carpenter... No!

The man that gave the world Assault on Precinct 13, Michael Myers and Snake Plissken...

My childhood has been violently fucked. The sort of fucking that it takes 30 years to realize it was actually rape.

 

[GrainWetski]

When the biggest shills in the industry are giving the game a 5/10 you know it's really bad.

To be fair, they're just doing it because everyone was shitting on the game already.

If they had given it the 9/10s they were going to, every retard alive would've finally realized they're nothing but barely conscious billboards.

 

[ZeniBot]

No Carpenter... No!

Ok be honest, How many times did Linda Carter suck you off John.

 

[Big Wrangle]

Oh no an old man that specializes in music now doesn't have the most intellectual views on video games that he probably doesn't play a lot of, what will we do.

 

[Wunderbar]

No Carpenter... No!

The man that gave the world Assault on Precinct 13, Michael Myers and Snake Plissken...

My childhood has been violently fucked. The sort of fucking that it takes 30 years to realize it was actually rape.

https://theplaylist.net/john-carpenter-potential-reboot-money-20181017/
“I’m Up For Almost Anything That Involves Money”
Relax dude.

 

[Big Wrangle]

He's honest, gotta give him that.

 

[Agame]

He's honest, gotta give him that.

He can afford to be.

 

[Morkar Left]

No Carpenter... No!

The man that gave the world Assault on Precinct 13, Michael Myers and Snake Plissken...

My childhood has been violently fucked. The sort of fucking that it takes 30 years to realize it was actually rape.

https://theplaylist.net/john-carpenter-potential-reboot-money-20181017/
“I’m Up For Almost Anything That Involves Money”
Relax dude.

But chillin for Fallout 76 really pays enough???

 

[Wunderbar]

No Carpenter... No!

The man that gave the world Assault on Precinct 13, Michael Myers and Snake Plissken...

My childhood has been violently fucked. The sort of fucking that it takes 30 years to realize it was actually rape.

https://theplaylist.net/john-carpenter-potential-reboot-money-20181017/
“I’m Up For Almost Anything That Involves Money”
Relax dude.

But chillin for Fallout 76 really pays enough???

maybe he never actually played it. Or maybe his son played it.

That's being said, Carpenter is no stranger to popamole games. I heard he liked Last of Us and Horizon Zero Dawn.

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

:tno:

It is E3 2019 at the Bethesda keynote. Todd Howard walks on stage.

"Hi guys, I hope you're all enjoying our super cool Fallout 76: Skyrim edition."

The crowd of objective games journalists roar in approval as they are given free copies of Skyrim 2 VR.

"Guys I have an announcement to make. It's not a Elder Scrolls or a Fallout thing."

The lights go dark. And then a spotlight appears on Todd as he grasps at the zipper behind his neck. The fleshsuit crumples and emerging from it is Yoko Taro.

"IT'S ME GAMES JOURNALISTS! IT'S ME! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG GAMES JOURNALISTS! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! HOOK, LINE AND SINKER! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! EVEN MY FAMILY, EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT! EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE FOOLS OF! BUT YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO IT! JOURNALISTS MADE ME DO IT! GAMES JOURNALISTS MADE ME FOOL YOU, BECAUSE JOURNALISTS I HAD TO TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!

The lights go back up the conference is over. This plays





as everyone leaves and the entire triple AAA industry collapses in on itself.

 

[Talby]

No Carpenter... No!

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

Wonder what the mood is like at Bethesda right now. Not that they give a shit. They probably all ready made enough money off of 76

 

[juliushorst]

But chillin for Fallout 76 really pays enough???

'For a million I'll shill for it. For 100k I'll take a shit on it and then say I enjoyed taking that shit'

 

[moon knight]

So.. Bethesda has got a worse meta critic score than Obsidian...

 

[Trans-Financial-Man]

So.. Bethesda has got a worse meta critic score than Obsidian...

The actual employees probably feel like shit because they're probably not getting their end of year bonuses. Upper Managment are laughing all the way to the bank whilst putting on a grim face at work and talking about "cost saving measures."

 

[paintinggrey]

Holy Shit.I never seen a game so discounted so soon after release!!
PS4 £26.95 https://www.coolshop.co.uk/product/fallout-76-black-friday-special/AD49V8/?utm_medium=affiliate
PC £19.99 https://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/fallout-76-pc-cd-key?mw_aref=74dth566

Aparently amazon is given refunds as well Bethesda for PC purchases. WOW!!!

You all know Bethesda will re- release this in 6-12 months like Destiny Forsaken. Need to hide those original horrible review scores!

Such a glorious trainwreck.