laclongquan
Arcane
He's wearing tengu mask. Tengu is sacred crow demongod, so the nose is long. Notice the face skin and the mask's color?
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Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)
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*Between the turn*
It's fucking FOOTBALL you unwashed faggots.
A-A gets a surprise earthquake.
Princess Kou (sometimes refereed to as Aroma, besides the game that is) thinks that this is a tragedy and that Oda should help them.
Rance of course has a different view on the whole situation.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #25
More "good" events.
Oh yeah]
As you can see an event has become available after the earthquake. By choosing it we would make the A-A weaker. But taking into account that they already are very weak it would be only a waste of a Fan.
We are releasing another 5 Commanders.
Then Rance gets another level-up (48->49)
Time for some action. Remember when I said that the A-A is only a pain in the butt? It’s true but I change my mind about them becoming Vassals… we will conquer them instead. I remembered that in the 2-nd playthrough there was something with A-A that I didn’t managed to do, now I will fix it.
So we have three strong-points (small, small, large), let’s get to work. As you can see the enemy forces are few, with half of their normal size.
Didn’t even break a sweat.
We get a post-battle event.
Looks like Rance won’t get the first dip HERP DER.
How about “no”?
You know, when Rance does this shit it seem more funny.
Less creepy shit, please. It’s like I watching a very bad porn movie.
Holy mother of afro!
You know, this guy isn’t exactly wrong but… when you think this whole “Blind Fuck” was his doing the… yeah, fuck him.
Without further delay we rush for the second strong-point. The opposition is almost non-existing.
More captured Commanders, splendid.
Another event.
There will be no further resistance from this guy, rejoice.
So we march, to fu… I mean victory!
That Musket unit in the back could whip out one of our units if it will have a chance.
But no, Yamamoto has a good day today and whacks the Commander of the Musket unit and also the Commander of the last unit that is still alive.
It is. Now let’s not waste time, rape awaits.
No, I have to fuck. Lust power! To me!
You know. When Rance does evil shit a.i. rapes a girl in front of her father it just seems less evil… almost heroic… almost.
Well, she’s right about it all being Rances fault.
I have to find her, I can’t fuck up as in the second playthrough.
Sa-ti-sfa-ction.
End of Turn #25
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*Between the turn*
It's fucking FOOTBALL you unwashed faggots.
A-A gets a surprise earthquake.
Princess Kou (sometimes refereed to as Aroma, besides the game that is) thinks that this is a tragedy and that Oda should help them.
Rance of course has a different view on the whole situation.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #25
More "good" events.
Oh yeah]
As you can see an event has become available after the earthquake. By choosing it we would make the A-A weaker. But taking into account that they already are very weak it would be only a waste of a Fan.
We are releasing another 5 Commanders.
Then Rance gets another level-up (48->49)
Time for some action. Remember when I said that the A-A is only a pain in the butt? It’s true but I change my mind about them becoming Vassals… we will conquer them instead. I remembered that in the 2-nd playthrough there was something with A-A that I didn’t managed to do, now I will fix it.
So we have three strong-points (small, small, large), let’s get to work. As you can see the enemy forces are few, with half of their normal size.
Didn’t even break a sweat.
We get a post-battle event.
Looks like Rance won’t get the first dip HERP DER.
How about “no”?
You know, when Rance does this shit it seem more funny.
Less creepy shit, please. It’s like I watching a very bad porn movie.
Holy mother of afro!
You know, this guy isn’t exactly wrong but… when you think this whole “Blind Fuck” was his doing the… yeah, fuck him.
Without further delay we rush for the second strong-point. The opposition is almost non-existing.
More captured Commanders, splendid.
Another event.
There will be no further resistance from this guy, rejoice.
So we march, to fu… I mean victory!
That Musket unit in the back could whip out one of our units if it will have a chance.
But no, Yamamoto has a good day today and whacks the Commander of the Musket unit and also the Commander of the last unit that is still alive.
It is. Now let’s not waste time, rape awaits.
No, I have to fuck. Lust power! To me!
You know. When Rance does evil shit a.i. rapes a girl in front of her father it just seems less evil… almost heroic… almost.
Well, she’s right about it all being Rances fault.
I have to find her, I can’t fuck up as in the second playthrough.
Sa-ti-sfa-ction.
End of Turn #25
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Brother None
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The name soccer makes sense, being short for association football.
Calling gridiron/American football "football" is what never made sense to me, much as I love the sport.
Love Rance's exchange as he heads to Yuki, especially the Dokuimo bit.
When Rance does it it's not really rape, because the wimminz enjoy it. Gahahahaha!
(in typical Japanese logic, I do hope to Frith they don't really believe that)
And to think I complained about Rance's raping of chained-up women. By comparison, the guy is a handsome prince.
Regardless, after being buggered by a demon and raped in front of her father, I think it's safe to assume she's a psychological wreck.
Something tells me he's done this whole "rape my wife oh you think I'm uggers well nevermind then" thing before.
Calling gridiron/American football "football" is what never made sense to me, much as I love the sport.
Love Rance's exchange as he heads to Yuki, especially the Dokuimo bit.
When Rance does it it's not really rape, because the wimminz enjoy it. Gahahahaha!
(in typical Japanese logic, I do hope to Frith they don't really believe that)
And to think I complained about Rance's raping of chained-up women. By comparison, the guy is a handsome prince.
Regardless, after being buggered by a demon and raped in front of her father, I think it's safe to assume she's a psychological wreck.
Something tells me he's done this whole "rape my wife oh you think I'm uggers well nevermind then" thing before.
Overweight Manatee
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Brother None said:
We won't see it if WW is intending on recapturing her, but if you don't:
She starts whoring herself out to other nation's in order to get them at attack Oda. Ends up a completely insane wreck babbling on about killing Rance while she's a slave being gangraped.
Serious C&C
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Oh but I am.
Go to Britain and try to explain it to someone.
KalosKagathos
Learned
Who are you going to attack after AA and hannies are dealt with?
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The question should be - "who will attack me after conquering A-A?"
Brother None
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WhiskeyWolf said:
Why would I need to go to Britain for that? Asocciation football. Soccer. It's not complicated, no need for anyone to get their panties in a bunch over it.
laclongquan
Arcane
Morelikely than not Uesugi Kenshin will attack.
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You are talking like humanity never gets butthurt because of the most trivial shit.
Bingo. It's actually set in stone.
laclongquan
Arcane
Depend! On some plays the Takeda declare war, some other the Houjo. Only in 1st play did the event set in stone.
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
Isn't the Uesugi one where the girl sees Rance's sex offender eyes and sparkling sharp gahahaha teeth?
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The one and only.
I don't know for sure but Uesugi will attack me... like right next turn.laclongquan said:
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*Between the turn*
This is Ai, the main strategist of the Uesugi faction.
This is Kenshi, head of the Uesugi and at the same time the strongest warrior in Japan. Even stronger then Rance.
The thing about crushing: no, you won’t.
Go fuck yourself. Talk about getting on my nerves.
The Houjou again fighting ogres and shit (looks like the top line is from the Hanny event, my mistake sorry).
But of course the head of the faction shows up and saves the day.
Up next Yuki’s event… unfortunately.
Sad, so sad.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #26
Our turn starts with a totally awesome event.
The most honest rapist in the world.
Why would anyone want to write obvious stuff?
Colorless ink…
Gahahahaha.
Now time to put some of those Fans to good use.
Now that we have 8 spare NP we recruit Senhime.
The problem with this woman is that if she doesn’t fight for a few turns she leaves our army… and probably joins some other faction. Constant war here we come.
She joins us with her unit of 709 troops.
Then we come to Maeda Toshiie. He’s weak, we have to change that.
For that we’re going to use some Satisfaction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki
We still need a second bonus to turn him into a real man.
Thanks to the last Fan we search for an item.
The thing up and left is that shitty item I was telling you about.
Let’s look up our objective once more. As you can see we need more cum, get to it men!
End of Turn #25
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*Between the turn*
This is Ai, the main strategist of the Uesugi faction.
This is Kenshi, head of the Uesugi and at the same time the strongest warrior in Japan. Even stronger then Rance.
The thing about crushing: no, you won’t.
Go fuck yourself. Talk about getting on my nerves.
The Houjou again fighting ogres and shit (looks like the top line is from the Hanny event, my mistake sorry).
But of course the head of the faction shows up and saves the day.
Up next Yuki’s event… unfortunately.
Sad, so sad.
*Between the turn*
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Turn #26
Our turn starts with a totally awesome event.
The most honest rapist in the world.
Why would anyone want to write obvious stuff?
Colorless ink…
Gahahahaha.
Now time to put some of those Fans to good use.
Now that we have 8 spare NP we recruit Senhime.
The problem with this woman is that if she doesn’t fight for a few turns she leaves our army… and probably joins some other faction. Constant war here we come.
She joins us with her unit of 709 troops.
Then we come to Maeda Toshiie. He’s weak, we have to change that.
For that we’re going to use some Satisfaction.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabuki
We still need a second bonus to turn him into a real man.
Thanks to the last Fan we search for an item.
The thing up and left is that shitty item I was telling you about.
Let’s look up our objective once more. As you can see we need more cum, get to it men!
End of Turn #25
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1. No more updates until the next page.
2. Click my blog link you faggots, I need my e-pen to grow. That bandwidth isn't cheap you know.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Good going WW!
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Also, it's frustrating that Rance has no chance to grab Yukihime before the four-eyes gets his grubby mitts on her. Or the farmer.
Edit: or have a chance to slay them for their audacity!
Edit: or have a chance to slay them for their audacity!
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The first time when I play "Sengoku Rance" I thought you have to win the Panda onslaught to not let that fucker get her. Later I understood it had to happen...GarfunkeL said:
kazgar
Arcane
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