Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

Pretty much.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*There is no turn*

I want to start this update by saying…



Seriously, here I am meaning my own goddamn business while heading to Turn #29 when this happens.

How do they say it - “nothing ever goes as planned”. I didn’t expect that Yuki would fuck me up so fast. If I could only turn back time… oh wait, I can!

Abrakadabra

We are back to turn 26, right before Hanny start a war with us.

This time instead Senhime we recruit Yoshikaga.

Next, we get this item.

I’m thinking about giving it to Yamamoto to bring her Actions to 6, so she can use here “Commander Killer” ability 3 times in a battle. Or give it to one of the high level warriors that we will get later in the game to give us better odds in dungeon battles.

So to find Yuki we have to get two events from Yoshikaga. One right now the other later.

Ok, now turn 27. We bribe the old man with gifts.

Now we can get his event and bring him to “Normal”.

The last line isn’t said out loud.

We also can “upgrade” the former lord. More prisoners is always better.

Thar she blows!

“Maybe” is a thought.

As you can see she isn’t the strongest, we have to clear here fast and make place for stronger Commanders that will come later.

Turn 28 is the basic harassment of Hanny-scum. I still need one turn to finish them off. But all that in the next update.

*There is no turn*
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[Vaarna_Aarne]

Moar Kenshin-chan.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Good thing for old saves!

 

[GarfunkeL]

Courting Yukihime is fun!

Rance has an epiphany!

 

[Luzur]

why cant real women be like Yuki?

 

[sportforredneck]

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Rance is nice guy, always taking care of the ladies.

Damn, stop stealing shit I wanted to use.

Problem fixed

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Only the first chapter is translated.



Damn, stop stealing shit I wanted to use.

 

[laclongquan]

It 's actually rare to find a game's manga that I like the game better than its manga.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Sorry! It was just so frigging hilarious I couldn't help but post it

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Sorry! It was just so frigging hilarious I couldn't help but post it

Not you, I meant the manga.

Anyway.
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*Between the turn*

Houjou again…

Yes, she wants to be stronger… unfortunately, because of that they will face a tragic downfall which we won’t see if I play my cards right.

Uesugi still tries to slay the sex demon army.

We’re taking damage but are still in the green.

From now on there will be an event in Kyo concerning her, about that later.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #29

Yes, yes. Next!

As you can see because of me trying to hard in the last turn we took some medium damage.

We also caught enough prisoners to get the “+1 level” item, Rance in now level 50. Rojoice.

Now to do what we have done before:
1st Fan – Beat the scum – check
2nd Fan – Satisfaction gives us the Kabuki Foot soldier – check

We will use the last Fan for Maria’s first event.

This is mainly about stuff we don’t know about so let’s FF>>

Fuck yeah, we have the fuck–ticket.

We also make some minor recruitments. Now that Keiji is a real dude we have to strengthen his unit.

Rance unit also gets a small boost.



Some of you probably wonder why I harbor cash. Kiyoko and now Yuki have the merchant ability which basically gives us 5% of the gold we had in the earlier turn.

Simply saying, I’m investing.

End of Turn #29
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Next update will be a bit more interesting.

 

[lightbane]

That moe's argument is stupidly retarded. Please kill these fuckers and let Rance rape... Actually, it would be better if not, less Rance got infected by something he wouldn't be happy about.

PS: And for what I've seeing this game has more C&C and variety than any recent game of Biowhore.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I just noticed cough cough-girl is wearing Japanese school gym uniform.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I just noticed cough cough-girl is wearing Japanese school gym uniform.

Your perception is probably "2".

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Actually, according to the Codex RPG, it was 1. It's my dump stat.

 

[GarfunkeL]

PS: And for what I've seeing this game has more C&C and variety than any recent game of Biowhore.

Yes and they don't pull their punches about the consequences. Some are GAME OVER, others mean characters becoming non-recruitable, yet others mean the game plot takes a turn into a different direction (though only on 2nd and later playthrough).

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Self-explanatory.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #30

As soon as we start our turn a good event awaits us, reinforcements have arrived… splendid.

A Warrior and a Foot unit in one. Can’t wait to see them in action.

I think it’s about time to start our slow advance into Uesugi territory. Time to teach the women their place.

I didn’t want to hold on to books so might as well use them all up.

Now it’s time to get some pussy.

The “I-I only…” line is a though. I wish people translating (http://yandere.gray7.com) this would make up there mind about these fucking brackets. Have them or either don’t.

This is some deep shit, Rance thinking about techniques of pleasuring women when raping them.

The strange dialogue continues…

If we manage to reach “100” points we will be able to choose satisfaction bonus that gives us +1 Fan.

The last Fan goes to Rape&Pillage.

End of Turn #30
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[Black]

Japs created the perfect flawed hero.

 

[Brother None]

Awesome. Rance's sexual mastery furthers as he learns to flick the clitoris...

...

...Wait, what?!

 

[Kosmonaut]

Is this girl rappable/fuckable? If so, please do it.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Dude, you serious? Everything with boobs in this game is fuckable.

this LP requires that you rape ranmaru.

No.

 

[laclongquan]

Rape Leila? She rape you first.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

you can't fuck ranmaru? what is this betrayal?

I think its meant to be ironic. Historically, Ranmaru was Nobunaga's boy toy and since Rance takes the role of Nobunaga you would expect him to be hitting Ranmaru.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

If WW doesn't rape ranmaru, i will personally rape him. You have my word.

Look, to clear her you also have to start clearing another character which I don't want to clear. I have enough shit I need to clear already so don't add other.

Oh yeah...