Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

For reaching the next page I give you an awesome wallpaper.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Another update as promised.

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*Between the turn*

So it has finally come… Hannies declared war on Oda. Time to get rid of the filth.

Next up is the Uesugi faction. They are attacking one of our territories, oh nose.



First of, now that I have a lot of Commanders I can use one to scout the enemy forces.

Fuuka, this is a task for you.

As you can see Kenshin’s… ah fuck it, I prefer to call her Kenshi. So, Kenshi’s unit is among the attackers. *Perfect*.

We send only Rance’s unit to battle… first of those two have to meet. Oh and what a meeting it will be.

The song playing now is “Mars” - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff0LH-iGE0 – unofficial Kenshi theme. It’s fucking awesome.

Here’s a Aicesoft remix - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFVSgWfl4F4

Quite a sexy position if I do think so myself.

Smug sword is sumg

I want to see the woman that gave birth to him.

Real man in the face of death think about only one thing - fucking.

Hot dang, that’s one cute Chibi right there… oh and love is in the air…

Here the event ends.



Then starts another one.

…love is in the air…



Houjou faction again.

A shitload of events, don’t you just love it.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #26

Now then, let’s get to bizness.

Time to whip out the weapons and wax the motherfuckers.

But before that we must equip Senhime with the item we found in the last round.

We don’t need more then two units to deal with those faggots.

NEXT!

By winning we acquired a “Speed Manual“, we use it right away.

BLEED TO DEATH!

We stop our advance here, time to gather some info.

You get the general gist of what’s happening. In the next turn you will see how this benefits us.

End of Turn #25
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[Vaarna_Aarne]

The sparkling teeth are just way too funny.

 

[KalosKagathos]

Even warriors of Buddha can't resist Rance's suave mannerisms.

 

[Haba]

Ah.... rape is in the air!

 

[GarfunkeL]

Love conquers all!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

More like Force conquers all

 

[kazgar]

Rance conquers all.

the Nature of Rance is irrepressible

 

[Luzur]

why does he pointy teeth? half-vampire?

 

[Black]

Real men have shark teeth
You should know that
Unless...

 

[lightbane]

I wouldn't be surprised if Rance is half-demon (of the slaneeshi type)...

 

[Clockwork Knight]

He's one of those dangerous westerners. Horrible creatures.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

This is why women should never be allowed in the army. They will totally give it up for the first man they find with an above average Hyper Weapon.

 

[GarfunkeL]

What does it say about the self-esteem of Japanese men when Rance is a Westerner and nearly all the women are swayed by him, one way or another?

 

[lightbane]

Japanese men having self-esteem? Lol? Do you know how many wangsty anime-fags male characters have none (and even less the female characters) that help the average japanese kid to grow even more of a spineless insect, thus creating a vicious circle?

 

[Overweight Manatee]

What does it say about the self-esteem of Japanese men when Rance is a Westerner and nearly all the women are swayed by him, one way or another?

It says that size matters.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

So here we are with another massive number of events.

Houjou’s event.

What can I say, those people have a serious case of ogre infestation.

The Uesugi faction attacks again. After a quick scout I know that Kenshi is among them. Rance time.

How cute.

Serious case of love right here.



The next event is also from the Uesugi.

As you can see Kenshi is a bit dense, makes her even cutter.

Wait a minute, all this sound very familiar… where did I here it… could it be…



*WhiskeyWolf rips Uesugi Kensei’s mask off*

A HA! I fucking knew it!

*Kensei gets butthurt*

Next up are the Hannies, those faggots dare to attack me.

Victory.

While we are by those faggots.

We will come back to her later.
(Oh yeah, “moe” in this case is a reference to “tragic heroin”)

*Between the turn*
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Turn #26

So our turn starts, finally.

The usual stuff as you can see.

Time to meet the “Hanny King”.

We are in state of war with the scum but still, we can visit them as emissaries.

When talking to him we have two options. If we give away who he is the Hanny beat him to death and leave what results in instant victory for us. Unfortunately we don’t get a H-Scene. So we take the latter, we will save him and get his daughter, Gahahahah.



Let's conquer the last strong-point.

Although I annihilated their forces, I also took some considerable damage.

Time to eat.

Diabolic.

“…hyper weapon that’s reaching up to the heavens…” – I feel a new Codex meme coming up.

The fuck is “intercrural sex”?

Intercrural sex (from "inter-" and Latin "crura", legs), also known as femoral/interfemoral sex/intercourse, is a type of intercourse variously regarded as penetrative and non-penetrative sex, in which a male partner places his penis between the other partner's thighs (often with lubrication), and thrusts to create friction. It is therefore a type of irrumatio.

Ohhh…

That’s all folks.

So we are left with the last Fan. Satisfaction time.

It’s time for our universal soldier.

Whaa… now he looks like a real man

As you can see his Atk and Def jumped both from 4 to 7, badass. Unfortunately he’s character still can't go higher then level 30.

End of Turn #25
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Next on our hit-list, Uesugi.

 

[GarfunkeL]

LS revealed!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

HYPER WEAPON IS REACHING UP TO THE HEAVENS

edit: Will Lyric Suite and other infiltrated Codexers yet appear?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Shit's getting serious.

Or rather I should say major SNAFU...

 

[Cenobyte]

Yeah, this game delivers on so many levels

 

[GarfunkeL]

Takeda got mixed up in the fun?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

When is Kenshin-chan going to join our invincible army?

 

[lightbane]

So what the hell were supposed to be these hannies? Downgraded demons?

 

[Overweight Manatee]

So what the hell were supposed to be these hannies? Downgraded demons?

I think they are just intended to be the joke characters of the series. Like prinnies.