Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[ghostdog]

Moar.

 

[laclongquan]

LE Fuck!!!

I thought any Nozomi extreme sexing get you an energyless Rance for that turn? It seem you were fine.

On another note: Nope, Orochi still can rape your roster with impunity. Try milking that dungeon so that when you decide to finish him off you only have to dive a few levels and engage him with your nearly full roster of cuthroats and mercs.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I thought any Nozomi extreme sexing get you an energyless Rance for that turn? It seem you were fine.

That event (x3) is after this one.

 

[spekkio]

 

[Brother None]

That bit of rape was distinctly tasteless

 

[Chuftie]

Needed moar hyper weapon.

Also I thought you cured her, what's up with the icebag?

Perhaps some healing Hyperweapon/Imperial juice combo will cure her?

 

[ComradeCommissar]

That bit of rape was distinctly tasteless

Gonna have to agree with this, we need moar to make amends.

 

[CrimHead]

This thread inspired me to start a play through of my own and I must say, GOD DAMN is this game good. It's almost the exact opposite of a typical H game, wherein the porn comes first and any gameplay is merely an afterthought. In Rance you've got awesome TBS but a little rape as a bonus

Also, Rance is such a fucking player. He's my hero

Doesn't give a shit about the nation, he just wants to get laid

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

This thread inspired me to start a play through of my own and I must say, GOD DAMN is this game good. It's almost the exact opposite of a typical H game, wherein the porn comes first and any gameplay is merely an afterthought. In Rance you've got awesome TBS but a little rape as a bonus

Also, Rance is such a fucking player. He's my hero

Doesn't give a shit about the nation, he just wants to get laid

Well, he does want justice for cute girls (so he can rape them).

The best part is that Rance obviously has something like a secretly low (wtf) self-esteem or something, seeing his reactions to tr00 love towards him.

 

[Chuftie]

Hopefully after this path get's completed we can see some of the True Lurve paths done out of morbid curiosity to see how it develops, but for maximum lulz perhaps that girl Rance raped in front of her father?

 

[RK47]

We need to vote for the true love part, it's only fair that way.

 

[Chuftie]

My vote is for Kenshin or that girl I mentioned before

 

[Cenobyte]

Well, he does want justice for cute girls (so he can rape them).

The best part is that Rance obviously has something like a secretly low (wtf) self-esteem or something, seeing his reactions to tr00 love towards him.

Yeah, the Rance-Kenshin drama is always good.

Additionally, he seems to have rather strong feelings for Sill, given that she's nominally only his "slave".

 

[Chuftie]

Well, he does want justice for cute girls (so he can rape them).

The best part is that Rance obviously has something like a secretly low (wtf) self-esteem or something, seeing his reactions to tr00 love towards him.

Yeah, the Rance-Kenshin drama is always good.

Additionally, he seems to have rather strong feelings for Sill, given that she's nominally only his "slave".

In weeaboo speak they would say Rance is tsundere for Sill

 

[ghostdog]

In weeaboo speak they would say Rance is tsundere for Sill

In actual Rance talk though, it would be moar like :

Rance: "Kono ama, Shakuhachi shite!"
Sill: "Onegai iie! iie!"
Rance: "Hayakusiro!"
(pause)
Sill: "Honto oishii soshite kimochi!"

 

[Chuftie]

In weeaboo speak they would say Rance is tsundere for Sill

In actual Rance talk though, it would be moar like :

Rance: "Kono ama, Shakuhachi shite!"
Sill: "Onegai iie! iie!"
Rance: "Hayakusiro!"
(pause)
Sill: "Honto oishii soshite kimochi!"

Sorry I don't read moonspeak

 

[ghostdog]

Me neither. Just google for it.

 

[Chuftie]

I lol'd

 

[Brother None]

Kimochi? I guess that sums up the entire weirdness vis-a-vis hentai and consensual forced sex

 

[Haba]

itaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Another day, another battle.

Weak. Unfortunately Xavier thinks the same.

More trouble on the way. Each of those three will guard the last strong-point in each province under demon control.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #81

”Ero-diary” will soon reach 300.

Our current objective is (still) to get stronger, much stronger so we ca face that bitch Orochi. This dungeon will help a lot in that.

Oh! A Doggie.

Oh, another but a bit stronger… I think you an see where this is going. Let’s fast-forward a few floors down.

Holy shit, lvl72. Fortunately it may be strong but it doesn’t have the hp to withstand our mass attack.

Another dog bites the dust.

Two lvl up plus one more for finishing the dungeon.

Say “hello” to lvl75.

We also found this builder dude.

We used up some AP but that doesn’t mean we can’t crush on another bunch of monsters.

“Rance Truth #139” – Rance is the basis for everything in this world.

Now this last floor is just pathetic.

At least it had an “Action Textbook”.

I mentioned earlier that after we fuck Nozomi there will the three events (it’s just one event repeating).

Yes it is, thankfully the turn is at an end.

End of Turn #81
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The next update will be tomorrow and by God it will be epic.

 

[Azira]

 

[ghostdog]

Japanese Judge : You are accused of violently raping that girl, what do you have to say for yourself ?
Japanese Rapist : It's not my fault ! It was those eyes of hers... They told me to harass her ! They MADE me violate her !
Japanese Judge : Are you serious ?!
Japanese Rapist : Yes ! That girl pulled me into a dangerous world and made me do bad things !
Japanese Judge : In that case... ARREST THE GIRL ! She's a menace to our glorious society !
Japanese Girl : No, please, I'm sorry !
Japanese Judge : And gang-rape her while you're at it !
Japanese Girl : No !!! Stop !!!! Please...... ahhh ... ooohh ..... Kimochi

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Brother None]

As long as we end Nozomi's tasteless rape