Games you would NEVER play just seeing the cover art alone

[Zarniwoop]

The Mystery of the Druids is the only acceptable answer.

It's like the Nintendo Switch was just cropped out

 

[Zarniwoop]

Implying this doesn't look cool as fuck.

The graphic artist in me can't look past the bad perspective.

Also...

wow, this is worse than shit.

Worst

Participation award

Ever

 

[Clockwork Knight]

But of course, the owner turned it over and said, "What is this?!" To make matters worse, the owner was the father of a girl in my class.

Could be worse, he could have noticed the song list and thought you were trying to tell him something.

1. I WANNA GET ME A GUN
2. CRAZY WOMAN
3. PUSSY
4. MIGHTY FINE TIME
5. MONKEY GRIP GLUE
6. WHAT A BLOW
7. WHITE LIGHTNIN'
8. I'LL PULL YOU THRO'
9. IT'S A WONDER

 

[gaussgunner]

Also, any art that sports a character that wears a hood when it's not raining.

Spoiler

Hoods are so retarded. It's insane how much they reduce your perception, which is kind of important for an assassin. As much as I disliked Splinter Cell (for its extreme linearity), at least they got that part right with a tight fitting mask instead.

They fucking suck. Cotton soaks through, leather blocks sound, nylon makes scratching noises so you can't hear shit but enemies can hear you.

 

[Kev Inkline]

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Betrayal!

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

 

[Jack Of Owls]

Had to look this one up because I thought it was a tampered photoshop job of a cover as some kind of joke. But, amazingly, it's a real cover.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Huh. The cover actually makes sense if you played(finished) the game.
Really should have had it be a blacked-out letter or something though.