Decline Grand Theft Auto VI - PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S (Fall 2025)

[Konjad]

BROS THIS IS ASTOUNDING! THEY ANNOUNCED AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO A TRAILER! WOOOOOOOOO SOO EXCIIIITEEEED

 

[Konjad]

Yeah, looks like it's gonna be another multi character setup – a Bonnie and Clyde style duo.
The woman is a “fierce” Latina (or is it LatinX?) named Lucia.

Don't worry, the way modern Rockstar writers will write this one, you will wish you were in a homo relationship.

According to rumors/leaks, GTA VI will feature 2 characters, a dude and his gf/wife. Can't wait for it to follow in V's and RDR2's footsteps, and feature dumbest, most annoying characters to date. The wife will probably nag the husband about everything and be basically a female Trevor, while the husband will continue hatching non stop dumb schemes like Dutch.

Fuck off heterophobes, if you wanna play an incel then play Starfield or something.

 

[SlamDunk]

For the PC version's sake I'm really hoping that PlayStation 4 and Xbox One are not supported.

But, due to

, the game will most probably be released for those outdated pieces of hardware as well. Take Two is led by a Jew, after all, and there's also some information about Dan Houser allegedly being partly Jewish.

 

[jaekl]

As someone who has played every GTA that was ever made and has been playing them since 10 years old, I can't wait to never play whatever shit that gets farted out by the last desiccated remains of Rockstar that the corpo parasites haven't managed to suck completely dry yet.

 

[kroki]

cant wait to play as the strong latinx women. otherkin protag when?

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

gonna be 300+ bucks here so i gonna have to pass

What did you do when freeroaming in GTA V?

vanilla unicorn to hear "gimme me more" while staring at the french stripper lady.

Also did mostly of the side missions.

 

[Just Locus]

Rockstar confirmed two days ago that they will release a trailer for GTA VI next month, Incline or Decline incoming?

 

[ferratilis]

First of all, GTA doesn't even make sense in the current day, because the world has become exactly what the old games parodied. So we already know the humor will be shit. Secondly, you know that single player will be an afterthought because the main goal is milking their online players for every penny they have. Third, as sure as the sun rises in the east, PC version will probably come out after a year, and probably will be exclusive to their shitty launcher, as history has taught us already. So yeah, massive decline.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Rockstar confirmed two days ago that they will release a trailer for GTA VI next month, Incline or Decline incoming?

Announcing the trailer so long in advance is lame. Especially if the game itself is far away.

 

[Maxie]

First of all, GTA doesn't even make sense in the current day, because the world has become exactly what the old games parodied. So we already know the humor will be shit. Secondly, you know that single player will be an afterthought because the main goal is milking their online players for every penny they have. Third, as sure as the sun rises in the east, PC version will probably come out after a year, and probably will be exclusive to their shitty launcher, as history has taught us already. So yeah, massive decline.

GTA makes perfect sense because it's for churlish manchildren to give each other a wink and nudge everytime some underprivileged urban youth says NIGGA in the game but they hehe just can't say the hehe n-word themselves right hehe I mean the en ay gee gee ay word hehe oh did you just say it with a hard R ahahah etc. etc.

 

[NecroLord]

Rockstar confirmed two days ago that they will release a trailer for GTA VI next month, Incline or Decline incoming?

Isn't there a GTA 6 thread already?
Decline.
Fuck this game and fuck Rockstar.

 

[Falksi]

Rockstar haven't made a good game since The Warriors, and totally lost sight of what GTA was supposed to be.

It's just another tard franchise now, like Zelda, Elder Scrolls, Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Terminator etc. where they can pump out any old shit, and the brain dead cunts which play them latch on to said franchise releases like they are a hug from their estranged parents.

 

[SlamDunk]

Isn't there a GTA 6 thread already?

DECLINE

Yes, and now the threads have been merged.

INCLINE

 

[Just Locus]

I didn't know there was already a GTA 6 Thread

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Incline or Decline incoming?

 

[Falksi]

Incline or Decline incoming?

 

[SlamDunk]

GTA Publisher Believes That Longer Games Should Cost More - 80.lv

"In terms of pricing for any entertainment property, basically the algorithm is the value of the expected entertainment usage, which is to say that the per-hour value times the number of expected hours plus the terminal value that's perceived by the customer in ownership if the title is actually owned, not, say, rented or subscribed to," Zelnick said. "And you'll see that that bears out in every kind of entertainment vehicle. By that standard, our frontline prices are still very, very low because we offer many hours of engagement."

He added that it "doesn't necessarily mean that the industry has pricing power or wants to have pricing power. However, there is a great deal of value offered."

I like the tone of the last paragraph in this news story:

Combine this concern with the reality that over a decade has passed since the launch of GTA 5, and significant contributors to what is considered by many to be the best game of all time have moved on from the studio, and a disturbing thought comes to mind – should we even wait for GTA 6? Will it actually be as good or better than its predecessors, or will it be an uninspired cash grab designed exclusively to fill the pockets of Take-Two's executives? Only time will tell.

 

[NecroLord]

"However, there is a great deal of value offered."
AHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I'll bet it is...

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Maybe people would pay you more if you actually made new games instead of just making some gay pay to win online experience for 10 years.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Sure, let people who want hundreds of hours of content pay appropriately. That would be funny.
But what about the infinite quests or replayability that Bethesda like to add int heir games. How much would those cost. Infinite quests and this content = infinite $? Let them rip the idiots off. That'd be great.

 

[SlamDunk]

A fun read.

https://gtaforums.com/topic/993806-...gta-6-wouldnt-feel-like-a-true-rockstar-game/

EDIT: Hahaha... what a "surprise": This topic is now closed to further replies.

 

[lightbane]

There's 0,1% chance of this new game being good. We have come full circle.
https://nichegamer.com/social-media-users-whine-about-terrorism-in-grand-theft-auto/

Spoiler

Social media users whine about “terrorism” in Grand Theft Auto​

by Primal on November 14, 2023 at 4:01 PM, EST

A viral Twitter post wishing for more buildings that can be explored in the next Grand Theft Auto game has attracted random complaints from other users about “terrorism”.
The initial Twitter post merely talked about something the individual wanted to see in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto VI:

However, the attached video instilled “fear and loathing” in the usual Twitter suspects, who were somehow unaware that Grand Theft Auto is a series of sandbox games where players can do as they please, with a main story campaign that typically involves committing crimes.
While not the majority in the slightest, there were still a handful of comments from people “revolted” by the violence ensuing in the post’s attached video.
Many found these comments ironic as such critics are now imitating the out of touch opinions of politicians who used to criticize Grand Theft Auto (a fictional game) over the exact same thing.
Some of the aforementioned comments (along with a couple insightful ones):

Nichegaming has declined HARD by the way. Same with Bounding into Comics.

 

[Mark.L.Joy]

I'm so hyped for this train wreck.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Nichegaming has declined HARD by the way

Say what? I know them's unrepentant weebs but even so, didn't know that decline hit them

 

[lightbane]

Nichegaming has declined HARD by the way

Say what? I know them's unrepentant weebs but even so, didn't know that decline hit them

Now there are unskippable videos shoved in EVERY article. They were here before, but they weren't as annoying and obtrusive as they are now.