Game News Grimoire delayed. For one final time?

[Jasede]

HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO POOR YOU DON'T GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC

 

[Night Goat]

What if there aren't subways where you live? If you have to take a bus you'll still get stuck in traffic, and it will take you even longer to get where you're going.

 

[Pantalones]

Subways are for communists and poor people. Either drive to work or if it's in the big city, take a taxi.

 

[tuluse]

When I was a kid I had to walk to work. 10 miles in the snow, uphill both ways.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

I'm reading another Grimoire thread and apparently to some people using public transit for creative work/reading/whatever instead of getting stuck in traffic a deathbox is a sign of poverty.

I drove for years. Aside from being a complete waste of nearly 2 hours it is also lethal. Your health profile after a couple years of driving is likely to be similar to that of a corpse at room temperature.

 

[Kz3r0]

Crowdfunding is notorious for being riddled with impossible projects, broken promises, and straight up scams. But Kickstarter had been one of the few sites that even attempts to vet projects before people start throwing their money at them. Now, though, Kickstarter has decided to let creators choose to bypass the approval process altogether.
...
The change was prompted by the fact that Kickstarter's main competitor, Indiegogo, claims to have "no opinions" and "no judgment," which are two qualities that are great in a priest and absolutely terrible in a company that allows you to a) solicit money from strangers and b) keep the profits even when you don't meet your goal.

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2014/06/ki...the-floodgates-to-even-more-frauds-and-scams/

 

[Servo]

I'm reading another Grimoire thread and apparently to some people using public transit for creative work/reading/whatever instead of getting stuck in traffic a deathbox is a sign of poverty.

I drove for years. Aside from being a complete waste of nearly 2 hours it is also lethal. Your health profile after a couple years of driving is likely to be similar to that of a corpse at room temperature.

Not another word from you until I have my game. Go back in your hole.

 

[Pantalones]

Crowdfunding is notorious for being riddled with impossible projects, broken promises, and straight up scams. But Kickstarter had been one of the few sites that even attempts to vet projects before people start throwing their money at them. Now, though, Kickstarter has decided to let creators choose to bypass the approval process altogether.
...
The change was prompted by the fact that Kickstarter's main competitor, Indiegogo, claims to have "no opinions" and "no judgment," which are two qualities that are great in a priest and absolutely terrible in a company that allows you to a) solicit money from strangers and b) keep the profits even when you don't meet your goal.

http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2014/06/ki...the-floodgates-to-even-more-frauds-and-scams/

I like how the article scaremongers and then points to a couple unfunded kickstarters, one of which only got 6 bucks and most around 100 bucks. Oh no, these scamming bastards.

Daredevil Donut Lad is more of a game than most of the kickstarters that get funded will ever put out yet Cleve is a scammer. Oh the pain, the agony. It's impossible for a single man to complete a complex task ALL BY HIMSELF! You need a rainbow of diversity and lots of meetings to even decide what color cake to have at the wrap party.

 

[Black]

Cleve is biding his time until apocalypse. Or maybe it will be the apocalypse.

 

[King Crispy]

Personally I feel that as long as Cleve's predicting something, it'll never happen. So each time he says ITZ! I breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[Turjan]

Cleve is biding his time until apocalypse. Or maybe it will be the apocalypse.

That theory has much merit. I always thought he hoped to close the bunker door behind himself before being forced to deliver.

 

[commie]

Shouldn't Cleve get his tag changed from 'Ubermensch' to 'Untermensch' by now and 'Developer' replaced with 'Fraud' or 'Scammer'?

 

[muds_animal_friend]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Cleve has sat immobile in the Golden Bunker on Earth. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Neanderthalkind for whom a thousand twinkies are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, Cleve continues Grimoire's eternal development cycle. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is still no Grimoire.

 

[kris]

He would never get it on GOG straightaway, or steam. But a few years with a following and he could get both.

So 19 years with a following isn't enough?

 

[Pantalones]

He would never get it on GOG straightaway, or steam. But a few years with a following and he could get both.

So 19 years with a following isn't enough?

It needs sales to get on GOG.

 

[kris]

He would never get it on GOG straightaway, or steam. But a few years with a following and he could get both.

So 19 years with a following isn't enough?

It needs sales to get on GOG.

but he is just about to sell it a third time to the same people. talk about success.

 

[Lady_Error]

Wait. There are still people who actually believe Cleve is ever going to release something?

He never will. Let me make that clear. He will NEVER release a "finished" Grimoire. Not on May 31st. Not on May 32nd. Not on Thursday. Never.

Here is a fun idea:

Since you are so sure that Grimoire will NEVER come out... IF it does comes out, you should give yourself that dumbfuck tag.

But of course, you are too much of a pussy to give yourself any tags. We all know that.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

IF it does comes out, you should give yourself that dumbfuck tag.

But of course, you are too much of a pussy to give yourself any tags. We all know that.

It's a fucking tag on an anonymous internet forum. Stop whining like a little bitch.

 

[Lady_Error]

So you're volunteering to get one too? Stop posturing and ask for one if you have the balls for it.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

So you're volunteering to get one too? Stop posturing and ask for one if you have the balls for it.

I'm the one "posturing"?

You're spamming up multiple threads with your pathetic moaning. As far as posturing goes:

- "I don't care about the tag anyway!"
- "Fuck this place, I'm leaving forever!"
- "OK, I'm back after 5 months and still butthurt!"

As for asking DU for anything, nice trap bro. Asking DU for anything often gets you completely the opposite if you haven't worked that out by now and an exile on RPGWatch isn't too appealing. If he reads this an gives me a tag I couldn't care less - how about the 'weasel' one, noone has that yet? Dumbfuck is no longer as exclusive as it once was...

Give it a rest now, seriously. It's a tag on a fucking RPG forum.

 

[crufty]

git remote add https://github.com/cblakemore/grimoire.git
git add *
git commit
git push

 

[DarkUnderlord]

how about the 'weasel' one, noone has that yet?

'k

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

 

[Metro]

At least Curt Schilling actually put out Amalur.

 

[Lady_Error]

If my posts do not satisfy your expectations, then just put me on ignore and stop whining like a little bitch.

As for asking DU for anything, nice trap bro.

He gave you the tag you asked for, right? At least you have more balls than him and actually got yourself a tag. The DU is scared shitless of the very tags which are "not a big deal at all".