Grimoire Thread

[Junmarko]

By that definition The Room is a good movie.

As a comedy - it sort of is.

Battlefield Earth > The Room

 

[mondblut]

Building a new bunker has priority, I guess.

"Relocated to a new HQ", virtual radio silence on all of the internetz, final post made on VaultCo...

Something major happened.

Now that Grimoire is out in the wild and all scores are settled, it is time to seal the bunker from the inside forever* and go into full DEFCON 1 mode.

* until black mold forces him to resurface, scrap that one and start building yet another

 

[Iznaliu]

Something major happened.

The Sapiens obviously recognised that he was a threat and decided to eliminate him for once and for all by dropping a bunker buster on his bunker. Even titanium bones can't survive that.

 

[PEACH]

...Even titanium bones can't survive that.

Clearly you have learned little from Texas Arcane's teachings.

Cleve will rise from the ashes of his bunker like a paranoid phoenix spreading greater incline than ever with his gilded wings.

 

[Country_Gravy]

...Even titanium bones can't survive that.

Clearly you have learned little from Texas Arcane's teachings.

Cleve will rise from the ashes of his bunker like a paranoid phoenix spreading greater incline than ever with his gilded wings.

Those aren't wings. They are just his giant Thal lats.

 

[Musaab]

What a catastrophe.

 

[Dorateen]

What a catastrophe, indeed. A one-man independent studio produced this Wizardry 7/classic Might & Magic hybrid, which I'm enjoying the hell out of. I was able to get in a six hour session yesterday. What a joy to not have any forced narrative or hand-holding. Just exploration, fighting, leveling up and fighting some more. And party building! To have eight characters no less, watching them slowly develop with each small triumph and folly, until they coalesce into an effective unit worthy of Hyperborea's salvation. Grimoire puts every single mainstream modern rubbish "RPG" to shame.

 

[Brancaleone]

Ah, what a nostalgic feeling. "The Trabant is the best car in the world, it puts its Western counterparts to shame!"

It's been ages, really.

 

[Brozef]

What a catastrophe, indeed. A one-man independent studio produced this Wizardry 7/classic Might & Magic hybrid, which I'm enjoying the hell out of. I was able to get in a six hour session yesterday. What a joy to not have any forced narrative or hand-holding. Just exploration, fighting, leveling up and fighting some more. And party building! To have eight characters no less, watching them slowly develop with each small triumph and folly, until they coalesce into an effective unit worthy of Hyperborea's salvation. Grimoire puts every single mainstream modern rubbish "RPG" to shame.

 

[Iznaliu]

What a catastrophe, indeed. A one-man independent studio produced this Wizardry 7/classic Might & Magic hybrid, which I'm enjoying the hell out of. I was able to get in a six hour session yesterday. What a joy to not have any forced narrative or hand-holding. Just exploration, fighting, leveling up and fighting some more. And party building! To have eight characters no less, watching them slowly develop with each small triumph and folly, until they coalesce into an effective unit worthy of Hyperborea's salvation. Grimoire puts every single mainstream modern rubbish "RPG" to shame.

You could probably make quite a good living working as a copywriter for Cleve, if you can track him down in the wreckage of his bunker.

 

[Musaab]

On the Steam forums, he said the manual would be out before the end of November, and that V2 would be out before Christmas.

 

[Lythandra]

On the Steam forums, he said the manual would be out before the end of November, and that V2 would be out before Christmas.

You do realize Cleve lies constantly.

 

[Dorateen]

What a catastrophe, indeed. A one-man independent studio produced this Wizardry 7/classic Might & Magic hybrid, which I'm enjoying the hell out of. I was able to get in a six hour session yesterday. What a joy to not have any forced narrative or hand-holding. Just exploration, fighting, leveling up and fighting some more. And party building! To have eight characters no less, watching them slowly develop with each small triumph and folly, until they coalesce into an effective unit worthy of Hyperborea's salvation. Grimoire puts every single mainstream modern rubbish "RPG" to shame.

You could probably make quite a good living working as a copywriter for Cleve, if you can track him down in the wreckage of his bunker.

If the writing in what passes for computer role-playing games these days can be likened to monkeys banging on typewriters (and I think it can) then Grimoire's writing is nothing short of soaring oratory.

 

[PEACH]

On the Steam forums, he said the manual would be out before the end of November, and that V2 would be out before Christmas.

Rest assured, if I know anything about Cleve it's that his humility is matched only by his punctuality.

 

[Iznaliu]

You do realize Cleve lies constantly.

I don't think "lying" is the right way to describe the sort of behaviour he engages in; you have to realise that he probably fully believes his words.

 

[Biggus]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/6...iestess_of_Darkness_and_The_Ring_of_the_Gods/

 

[Musaab]

You do realize Cleve lies constantly.

I don't think "lying" is the right way to describe the sort of behaviour he engages in; you have to realise that he probably fully believes his words.

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

 

[Spiky]

I will just leave this here. Because why not.

 

[Discord]

You do realize Cleve lies constantly.

I don't think "lying" is the right way to describe the sort of behaviour he engages in; you have to realise that he probably fully believes his words.

Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

Thank you, Mr. President.

 

[Iznaliu]

Thank you, Mr. President.

Well Cleve does take other cues, such as throwing out excessively grandiose claims every five minutes and going against the "establishment consensus" from the current POTUS.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Is the game still shit?

 

[PEACH]

It still weeds out people with shit taste

Otherwise? Best game this year

 

[Anomander Rake]

Is cleve a full time developer?

 

[Zep Zepo]

Is cleve a full time developer?

Of bullshit? Yes.

Zep--

 

[anvi]

So is this game bad now? It was the second coming for the first 50 pages or something.