Grimoire Thread

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Would love an Enhanced HD Edition. Basically fix teh bugs, stretch the full screen and make a more intuitive and less cumbersome UI.

Already fixed all of that. Was thinking of passing out but decided instead to chew on some coffee grounds and boot up for morning release instant patch.

 

[Got bored and left]

Came back from work only to find out that the world is about to end, and the Age of Neanderthal is upon us. What a time to be alive.

Does the gaem sukkkk?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

All reported bugs patched and update issued within 120 minutes of Grimoire going live.

You are going to be fixing all bugs in real time?

Of course. Child's play. All done.

 

[Jerker]

I might repurchase it in a few dozen years when the bugs are fixed and it stops crashing.

 

[oneself]

100 character slots with a slidebar...

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Also, it boggles the mind that Cleve is too fucking stupid to set the (yet another) release date on Friday. Instead, he set it on Tuesday, and missed it again! Moron!

And a $40 price tag for this garbage! With $4 off for the first week.

Cheap cunt!

 

[Makabb]

Cleve has moved the Universe in the direction of incline. We must be reaching the end of Kali Yuga.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

Where is the secret? Scouting detected a secret, the spell did as well. But what is the secret?

Click LOOK icon on any player to search for secret on this map cell.

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

I might repurchase it in a few dozen years when the bugs are fixed and it stops crashing.

You lost the game of Grimoire. It's permadeath, sorry. Bugs already fixed. Thanks for playing.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Keep at it. Don't let the low functioning autists get you down.

 

[bataille]

Where is the secret? Scouting detected a secret, the spell did as well. But what is the secret?

Click LOOK icon on any player to search for secret on this map cell.

Indeed it worked! Thanks!

 

[Jerker]

You lost the game of Grimoire. It's permadeath, sorry. Bugs already fixed. Thanks for playing.

Considering these are glaring bugs found after only a few minutes of play that made it almost impossible for me to actually play it I'm sure there's thousands more ready to be discovered by those willing to pay to beta test this for you.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

You lost the game of Grimoire. It's permadeath, sorry.

Hollow threats are hollow. He/she/it can repurchase the game from Steam at any point in the future. Keep working on fixing millions of bugs for the next ten years, although nothing will drag you out of the impending "Mostly negative reviews" quarantine zone.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

See the thread has attracted some edgy spammers trying desperately to compete with Drog's output. There can be only one Drog.

Meanwhile on SteamDB:
https://steamdb.info/app/650670/graphs/

 

[oneself]

Absolutely not. It's interesting as a spectacle, not a game.

Buy it, leave a terrible review and refund it. It'll be funny.

 

[Bigg Boss]

You lost the game of Grimoire. It's permadeath, sorry. Bugs already fixed. Thanks for playing.

Considering these are glaring bugs found after only a few minutes of play that made it almost impossible for me to actually play it I'm sure there's thousands more ready to be discovered by those willing to pay to beta test this for you.

Butthurt or friendly? Fruddhurt.

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

You will get a Steam key and you will also get the game on GOG when it's available. No timetable, Cleve said he will release it on GOG after it is polished up based on all the bug reports/suggestions from the Steam release.

I'm positively TERRIFIED that gog's "curators" will reject this game, especially since the Steam reviews seem to be pretty poor so far.

Dammit, Cleve, I WANT to give you my money! But not if Gaben takes a 30% cut.

 

[luj1]

Meanwhile, at RPG Watch.....

 

[Lord Andre]

How do I know if steam update my game ? I don't usually use Steam. HELP!

In the properties it says Current build: 2012154

 

[Jerker]

You lost the game of Grimoire. It's permadeath, sorry. Bugs already fixed. Thanks for playing.

Considering these are glaring bugs found after only a few minutes of play that made it almost impossible for me to actually play it I'm sure there's thousands more ready to be discovered by those willing to pay to beta test this for you.

Butthurt or friendly? Fruddhurt.

Just autism, friend.

 

[torpid]

See the thread has attracted some edgy spammers trying desperately to compete with Drog's output. There can be only one Drog.

Meanwhile on SteamDB:
https://steamdb.info/app/650670/graphs/

It broke 100 players!

Keep playtesting it for me, Codexers

 

[Rostere]

Drog Black Tooth if you are saying your dick is too short for you to suck it yourself, just use a fucking straw or something. You can't back out of this now

 

[SausageInYourFace]

Meanwhile, Lady Error still nowhere to be seen. What will it feel like to boredly log into Codex after a long day and find 30+ pages of Grimoire release thread?

 

[Drog Black Tooth]

Considering these are glaring bugs found after only a few minutes of play that made it almost impossible for me to actually play it I'm sure there's thousands more ready to be discovered by those willing to pay to beta test this for you.

$40 for a late alpha/early beta version.

20 fucking years in making.

 

[felipepepe]

Cleveland Mark Blakemore , since you're awake send the goddamn backer keys!

People who supported you from the start are sucking their thumbs, while all the haters are playing - probably the pirated version.