In Progress How could Itz happen to me?

[Kalin]

Yeah, people said Naoko is BORING.
But these creatures are something else. They're not boring. They're just not sane.

B-but.. But... She is still the little sister! Crazy or not, you must acquire!

 

[CaptainAwesome]

To defeat Hiroshi you must seize Naoko.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Naoko is a demon in disguise though. The way her face twists and turns at times, when the inner beast shows itself. Chances are that she's a succubi and will suck all of your mana. Let Hiroshi have her.

 

[RK47]

 

[Ulminati]

I think reality is beginning to crack at the edges as sanity is slowly eroded away by inanity and retardo. I feel the warp overtaking me.... It is a good pain!

 

[RK47]

I never laughed so hard while doing an update of Shira Oka.
There's just too many wrong and stupid shit going on.

RK "Sure, I'll help you, Hiroshi"



Later..

:HONOR AMONGST THIEVES:

RK "Wait. where the fuck is the betray option omfg. I really have to steal the clothes?! WHY ?!?!??!!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"



We're definitely heading into full retard territory.
At least there's less boring shit going on at the moment.

 

[Ulminati]

I've heard it gets worse once you reach the third year. I'm not sure how that's possible.

 

[RK47]

IS THIS PANDA MOTIF PEN CUTE?

o_O YES.

REALLY?

NO.

 

[Kalin]

Uncalled for indeed, might as well have titty-slapped the poor thing.

Damn Kwanza horn-blowers, dictacting that guys can't approve of pandas.

Also, that abyssal fapping sound...! Made me retch.

 

[abnaxus]

Someone just friendzoned himself with Yui.

 

[RK47]

I just fucked up with two girls. A third would be so easy.

 

[RK47]

 

[Ulminati]

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! RK47 SHOT DOWN!

Crash and burn, BRO. Crash and burn.

Spoiler

 

[abnaxus]

Suzu really needs a forceful approach.

 

[Ulminati]

So you're saying that rape is the only answer?

 

[RK47]

Amazingly, I still don't quite understand how this game works after playing it for nearly 2 months.

 

[tuluse]

You know RK, you have an angel who can read people's minds and tell you what they think of you. Maybe you should take advantage of that occasionally.

My guess is your popularity is too low so people don't want to spend time with you.

 

[RK47]

 

[Helly]

My guess is that you suck even at dating geeks and my aspie sister, loser
I'd love to help you get rid of this abomination of a game by looking for a walkthrough, but it seems I've been banned from the official Shira forums

 

[Ulminati]

In before RK ends up romancing Hiroshi because becoming his man-slut is the only romance option left.

 

[RK47]

 

[Ulminati]

I think if you want to bone Rena, you need to NOT have her big brother hate you. Either way, you can ask Satsuko for tips on what to do according to ze forums.

Also, your skills seem to deteriorate whenever you rest. Best to let both physical and mental get to ~50% before you sleep I think.

 

[Kipeci]

I had no problem getting Rena by just going along with all of her wild fantasies and backing her up in every pointless spat. It does help to have an improved memory perk so that you can recall things before they get explained, or by doing things like calling her before she's given you her number or even met you in person.

Most other characters respond less positively to that creeping.

 

[RK47]

So that's what the MEMORY SKILL IS FOR.

 

[Ulminati]

I had no problem getting Rena by just going along with all of her wild fantasies and backing her up in every pointless spat. It does help to have an improved memory perk so that you can recall things before they get explained, or by doing things like calling her before she's given you her number or even met you in person.

Most other characters respond less positively to that creeping.

Oh man...

When you get sent back in time again, first thing you should do is call Rena. I bet hiroshi would be thrilled to learn some complete stranger was calling his sister and asking her to date him.