How Do I Get All The Smilies/Buttons? (Or WTF They're Called).

[Chippy]

I believe my freedom of expression is being stifled. My right to express myself in a matter befitting 2021. On the Codex. My right to all buttons or smilies.

I lack the 'meh' button. As a matter of fact, if I am to properly identify as a Codexer of merit, literary skill, gravitas, moral standing, Christian beliefs, and overall respectability; I will need a full range of expression. In a language (apparently) understood by all life forms.

Or at least an instruction manual with accompanying annotations as to why my freedom of smilies/buttons has been thusly curtailed.

I refer the appropriate (I think it may be Crispy) moderator to this grave error, and hope that a right and honourable gentleman would consider this a fair and reasonable post. Occupying its place with weight and merit.



-I've got a court case coming up in the next few weeks, so I'm gonna practice my professional demeanor in this thread for a bit. It's not like this part of the forums gets used for any actual purpose right?.

 

[Gangrelrumbler]

The website uses a sophisticated AI do determine race and gender of the posters. White males get more emotes due to their white and male privilege.

 

[King Crispy]

Answer:

 

[Ghulgothas]

You should devote your autistic tendencies to something more fulfilling. Have you considered collecting funko pops?

 

[jcd]

did you equip the ring?

 

[turbo elephant]

Put down the chips Chippy, PAY UP!

 

[Shitty Kitty]

buttons are stupid, which is why they're also funny

 

[someone else]

Is it really true that non-patron cannot

, but can only

?

for everyone!

 

[Chippy]

I see. The time honoured answer. Greasing palms and backhanders to those of hair raising moral compunction.

Ok, I'll think about it.

 

[Chippy]

I see. So the "Account Upgrades" section was designed by the same person who designed Lilura's site?. Once I work out WTF I'm looking at, or what to do, where it is, and if I'm just buying a bowl of rice for a kid in China or another penny to a Jew in Israel, I'll donate some money.

 

[King Crispy]

You show patron status now, so you should have access to most of the buttons.

 

[Jvegi]

I have most buttons without being a patron. I believe some posters, like me, are so cool they get that stuff for free. Others have to pay. It's like sex with women.

 

[Semiurge]

Congrats Chippy . By donating you have become an honorary nazi. Expect that the thought police will kick your door down and seize your computers in the near future.

 

[Chippy]

What a journey. It turns out I already had access to this stuff from years ago when I donated to a Developer that needed a new car. I just didn't bother to tick the boxes.

The problem is it's too confusing now. The button options before was simple. Like porn on the internet when it came out in the 90s. It was just tits 'n ass. Now there's just too many options and ways to express myself. Perhaps button expression is overrated and some censorship is needed after all?.

Keep the Codex simple.

 

[Semiurge]

The basic pack is missing buttons for some important reactions, such as "sad", "m'lady", "interesting", "my brow gathers sweat", "how dare you!", "up yours", "bro do you even lift", "facepalm" and the autism robot. They should be moved to basic pack if DU adds more buttons for the others. To keep things balanced like.

 

[Nano]

I remember when the "No" button was still patron-only. I did not approve of that change.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

What a journey. It turns out I already had access to this stuff from years ago when I donated to a Developer that needed a new car. I just didn't bother to tick the boxes.

The problem is it's too confusing now. The button options before was simple. Like porn on the internet when it came out in the 90s. It was just tits 'n ass. Now there's just too many options and ways to express myself. Perhaps button expression is overrated and some censorship is needed after all?.

Keep the Codex simple.

Our button DLC manager is currently under construction. Very soon, our users will be able to select from a range of reactionary icons, purchasable from a number of different packages through a streamlined donation interface that will make emptying your wallet on the Codex a much more pleasurable experience.

 

[someone else]

What a journey. It turns out I already had access to this stuff from years ago when I donated to a Developer that needed a new car. I just didn't bother to tick the boxes.

The problem is it's too confusing now. The button options before was simple. Like porn on the internet when it came out in the 90s. It was just tits 'n ass. Now there's just too many options and ways to express myself. Perhaps button expression is overrated and some censorship is needed after all?.

Keep the Codex simple.

Our button DLC manager is currently under construction. Very soon, our users will be able to select from a range of reactionary icons, purchasable from a number of different packages through a streamlined donation interface that will make emptying your wallet on the Codex a much more pleasurable experience.

You should put them in lootboxes or gacha, ultrarares have 0.01% chance of getting and some have limited no. of uses.
Don't forget limited editions and time-gating.
Making Codexers have rating envy.

 

[just a newfag]

Why don't you just... stop. No more buttons. Codex can't meme.

 

[oldmanpaco]

What a journey. It turns out I already had access to this stuff from years ago when I donated to a Developer that needed a new car. I just didn't bother to tick the boxes.

The problem is it's too confusing now. The button options before was simple. Like porn on the internet when it came out in the 90s. It was just tits 'n ass. Now there's just too many options and ways to express myself. Perhaps button expression is overrated and some censorship is needed after all?.

Keep the Codex simple.

Our button DLC manager is currently under construction. Very soon, our users will be able to select from a range of reactionary icons, purchasable from a number of different packages through a streamlined donation interface that will make emptying your wallet on the Codex a much more pleasurable experience.

I need the goddamn Golden Fist DU. I have done the time and paid my share. Make that shit happen.

edit: Dammit

 

[Zarniwoop]

Buttons are retarded

And smileys aren't smileys anymore, they're called "emojis" now because we live in clown world and millennials are a bunch of weeaboo faggots.

 

[Chippy]

Buttons are retarded

And smileys aren't smileys anymore, they're called "emojis" now because we live in clown world and millennials are a bunch of weeaboo faggots.

So what's a button?.

- I'm suddenly remembering a memory from when I was a kid, and my grandmother had seen her first VCR. And I was explaining the remote control to her...

 

[Chippy]

Why don't you just... stop. No more buttons. Codex can't meme.

Come up with a better avatar newfag.

-If I could be bothered to work out how to do avatars myself, I would have picked a much sexier lady.

 

[just a newfag]

Why don't you just... stop. No more buttons. Codex can't meme.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Buttons are retarded

And smileys aren't smileys anymore, they're called "emojis" now because we live in clown world and millennials are a bunch of weeaboo faggots.

So what's a button?.

- I'm suddenly remembering a memory from when I was a kid, and my grandmother had seen her first VCR. And I was explaining the remote control to her...

Buttons are used to express your opinion on another post, without having to do any of that boring "articulating your thoughts" shit.

Smileys/emojis whatever are used inline in your post. Largely for the same reasons