Dawkinsfan69
Dumbfuck!
Picked up the AoW3 collection on sale a few days ago ($11 for game + all dlc fuck yea homie! xD) and started with the tutorial.
Inc. infinite pop-ups trying to explain the 10 billion facets of this game jesus christ:
"Build x first to grow population (but if you didn't have such a large army maybe you'd want to build y, y2, y3, y4, y5, y6, y7, or y8-20 instead). Be sure to pick up z resource, and keep an eye on the 5 other resources you need to manage."
"Ok now these guys gifted you units but maybe you shouldn't take them because they cost upkeep and you may not be able to afford in 20 rounds so keep that in mind."
"K so time to research spells for your hero here's a book of about 500 different spell options with 6 tabs and each tab has spells that are used in very unique situations here's pop-ups explaining what each set of spells does make sure to remember all this crap"
"Ok now go attack these goblins. Inc 20 pop-ups in combat explaining all the different unit types and what to do with them"
Etc... It fucking goes on forever.
Like wtf m8 I'm playing a vidya game not trying to memorize an encyclopedia. Shit's too complicated, tutorials should ease you into the game and explain things over a longer period rather than fucking bombarding you with info non-stop.
Especially considering I'll maybe play the game a few hours a week and will probably forget half the shit in between play sessions. Ugh.
/quit and go shoot shit in quake kthx peace
Inc. infinite pop-ups trying to explain the 10 billion facets of this game jesus christ:
"Build x first to grow population (but if you didn't have such a large army maybe you'd want to build y, y2, y3, y4, y5, y6, y7, or y8-20 instead). Be sure to pick up z resource, and keep an eye on the 5 other resources you need to manage."
"Ok now these guys gifted you units but maybe you shouldn't take them because they cost upkeep and you may not be able to afford in 20 rounds so keep that in mind."
"K so time to research spells for your hero here's a book of about 500 different spell options with 6 tabs and each tab has spells that are used in very unique situations here's pop-ups explaining what each set of spells does make sure to remember all this crap"
"Ok now go attack these goblins. Inc 20 pop-ups in combat explaining all the different unit types and what to do with them"
Etc... It fucking goes on forever.
Like wtf m8 I'm playing a vidya game not trying to memorize an encyclopedia. Shit's too complicated, tutorials should ease you into the game and explain things over a longer period rather than fucking bombarding you with info non-stop.
Especially considering I'll maybe play the game a few hours a week and will probably forget half the shit in between play sessions. Ugh.
/quit and go shoot shit in quake kthx peace