I will donate $15 to the site if you stop redirecting me

[mediocrepoet]

I think I'm legitimately being stalked.

Well, don't forget to protect yourself from assailants.

 

[Lord of Riva]

It's not the money, it's the payment method.

If you gift me a full price title of my choosing on Steam, I'll gladly donate some amount* on the Codex in your name.

* Enough to get you access to GD.

I need to equip the ring to use fucking buttons. Would you accept some steam game and donate $ to DU?

If mediocrepoet pulls off what he is writing in this post eg. Full price against "some" money to get your buttons you can ask me as well and I will donate 1:1 for you, because I'm not an asshat.
Just PM me in this case if he truly is this ridiculous.

 

[mediocrepoet]

It's not the money, it's the payment method.

If you gift me a full price title of my choosing on Steam, I'll gladly donate some amount* on the Codex in your name.

* Enough to get you access to GD.

I need to equip the ring to use fucking buttons. Would you accept some steam game and donate $ to DU?

If mediocrepoet pulls off what he is writing in this post eg. Full price against "some" money to get your buttons you can ask me as well and I will donate 1:1 for you, because I'm not an asshat.
Just PM me in this case if he truly is this ridiculous.

He just wants a hand out, he already said as much more than once. Feel free to pay out on his behalf though.

Kick some in for me while you're at it. I need more potato.

 

[Lord of Riva]

Well, he will not get an handout from me, I'm just willing to trade fairly.

 

[Angnomynous Wasp Scholar]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Come on buddy, everyone knows that you were spending hundreds of dollars on clothes to dress up your diablo babes with. You expect people to believe you're broke? Only a retard of epic proportions would be dumping their precious pennies on digital garments when they have no savings, bad credit and a junky car, right?

That was before a long string of bad luck I had which I'm not going into detail about. At the time yes I had money to wipe my ass with. Not the case right now.

Is Diablow 4 any good?

 

[Rincewind]

Is this some kind of surrealist comedy thread?

 

[Jacob]

Shit is seriously driving me nuts. I also want my IP unbanned. I can go as high as $20 but nothing more. My credit is shit and I need a new vehicle because the Firebird is on her last leg. Please help me out here. You know I will pay. I've always been a man of my word.

Can you stop being poor?

 

[Fedora Master]

Is this some kind of surrealist comedy thread?

I'd say it's more absurdist.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I think I'm legitimately being stalked.

Crispy, that was the photo of you standing tall and proud infront of a statue of a horse eating out another horse's ass.

Did you really think I would get rid of such a fond memory of you?

 

[KIss My Ass]

Is Diablow 4 any good?

Absolutely! If you fuckers would actually give the game a chance you might find out there's alot to like about it. Solid campaign, solid fun gameplay, weak endgame (but it will get better). I recommend starting out as a Rogue. That class is a straight up fucking blast. Funnest Diablo character to date.

Anyways how much money do I need to pay to make the redirect and IP ban disappear. Give me a realistic, reasonable number please.

 

[Hag]

$1337

 

[KIss My Ass]

Alright, I'll go as high as $25. That is what I had to pay for the Fractured Magic cosmetic set in D4. That feels appropriate. I wont go any higher.

 

[jaekl]

I'll match SDG's $25 and add another $10 to increase the redirects by 5% because he's a christian now and there are frankly enough of those here already.

 

[Maxie]

Alright, I'll go as high as $25. That is what I had to pay for the Fractured Magic cosmetic set in D4. That feels appropriate. I wont go any higher.

whom are you haggling with, schizo

 

[KIss My Ass]

Alright, I'll go as high as $25. That is what I had to pay for the Fractured Magic cosmetic set in D4. That feels appropriate. I wont go any higher.

whom are you haggling with, schizo

Not you idiot. I'm speaking to the master himself, the DarkUnderlord. The rest of you irrelevant pussies can fuck right off back to your storm shelters. The adults are speaking.

 

[Maxie]

Alright, I'll go as high as $25. That is what I had to pay for the Fractured Magic cosmetic set in D4. That feels appropriate. I wont go any higher.

whom are you haggling with, schizo

Not you idiot. I'm speaking to the master himself, the DarkUnderlord. The rest of you irrelevant pussies can fuck right off back to your storm shelters. The adults are speaking.

this website includes a system of private messaging, do not drag us into your personal affairs ok

 

[KIss My Ass]

Alright, I'll go as high as $25. That is what I had to pay for the Fractured Magic cosmetic set in D4. That feels appropriate. I wont go any higher.

whom are you haggling with, schizo

Not you idiot. I'm speaking to the master himself, the DarkUnderlord. The rest of you irrelevant pussies can fuck right off back to your storm shelters. The adults are speaking.

this website includes a system of private messaging, do not drag us into your personal affairs ok

That has been done and your shit eating ass miraculously appeared in the private conversation. You need to eat a box filled with chocolate, or chase a rabbit into oncoming traffic, or run into a stray Pit Bull. Just go tf away. This conversation has nothing to do with you. I want my privs back. FUCK. OFF.

 

[Dadd]

SDG sucks dicks in public.

 

[KIss My Ass]

See you let lazy dipshits like that ^ hang around while you condemn people like me who turn insults into an artform. Whatever, Chiefs game is about to start. Later assholes.

 

[Dadd]

Just providing a thread summary for people who don't want to read the whole thread.

 

[Skinwalker]

Crispy, you're so old.

 

[KIss My Ass]

That Chiefs' defence! Best Pat Mahomes has ever seen!

 

[KIss My Ass]

I'm gonna need every drug on planet earth to help me survive this game. Wtf is happening to my offence.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Is Diablow 4 any good?

Absolutely! If you fuckers would actually give the game a chance you might find out there's alot to like about it. Solid campaign, solid fun gameplay, weak endgame (but it will get better). I recommend starting out as a Rogue. That class is a straight up fucking blast. Funnest Diablo character to date.

Anyways how much money do I need to pay to make the redirect and IP ban disappear. Give me a realistic, reasonable number please.

$20 USD but you also have to stop being a drunk asshat.