KickStarter Kingdom Come: Deliverance - Dan Vavra's medieval chad simulator

[cvv]

Kingdom Come II: Retribution is my preferred name. Also 1403: Retribution was one of the early proposed names for KCD.
It is fake because of the Unreal engine thing. At least I hope so. I prefer Cryengine's look and feel. Although from developmental perspective Unreal is likely much friendlier.

It just sounds so generic and hollywoody and cliche. Mocked it ITT a couple of times already:

Kingdom Come 2: The Return of the Rise of Resurgence

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: The Return of Kingdom Come: Deliverance

 

[Smejki]

Kingdom Come: 2liverance

 

[Lyric Suite]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance: Squeal Like a Pig.

 

[HoboForEternity]

2 kingdom 2 come

 

[agris]

2 kingdoms 1 goblet

 

[Wunderbar]

Henry's Dead: The Final Kingdom

 

[Inhabitants of Khorinis]

Kingdom Came: Underdelivered

 

[HoboForEternity]

Henry's Dead: The Final Kingdom

Henry's dead, met jesus christ and hang out and drinking wine and be bros 4eva

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Kingdom Come: Go.

 

[Quillon]

Henry's Dead: The Final Kingdom

Henry's dead, met jesus christ and hang out and drinking wine and be bros 4eva

Kingdom Come: Henry Won't Come To See Us (hopefully)

 

[Jarpie]

2 kingdom 2 come

2 Cool 4 Kingdom.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Kingdom: Deliverance:2 Come or not 2 Come:Henry's Erotic Adventures

 

[SlamDunk]

4 million copies sold.

 

[The Wall]

4 000 001. sold Kingdom Come was one sold to THQ Nordic which is increasingly pozzed, like all corporations unilaterally decided to be. Dan Vavra sold out! Dude is sucking Cyberpunk 2077's cock while writing about evil Nazis on Facebook all while pyre on which Europe will be burned is all but complete. Dude sold out and most Urban Czechs are just like most Urban Poles, Serbians, Croatians, Russians etc. nothing but wannabe Americans who grew up watching same movies, same games playing etc. Culturally Urban Slavic cities are AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN. And when all American institutions they grew up with and to trust, listen and believe tell them that black woman with a horse cock slapped Holy Roman Emperor who was Chinese over face with his 12inch monster cock and took his crown, all little urban Slavs (and Czechs are notoriously nihilistic, promiscuous and atheist) just nod and say: da! Da! DA!

tldr: KCD 2 will be shit and entire Polish gaming industry is now pozzed and shit. Russian market is infected and in 1-1.5y it will be completely pozzed. THANK YOU AMERICAAAANS!
*Pu Majku vam jebem, sjebali ste nam sve

 

[The Wall]

Not all urban Slavs are culturally Callifonian. Some are still BASED, maybe Vavra is one of them. Not convinced yet

 

[Gerrard]

Russian market is infected and in 1-1.5y it will be completely pozzed.

Isn't LGBT shit illegal in Russia though?

 

[jackofshadows]

Isn't LGBT shit illegal in Russia though?

It is, but apparantely you aren't familiar with... selective nature of law enforcement in Russia. No one gives a shit about such relatively small games. Nobody cares, really. At the same time, distributors might even censor some movies preventively on that matter like it was with Rocket Man, for example.

 

[Lord_Potato]

4 000 001. sold Kingdom Come was one sold to THQ Nordic which is increasingly pozzed, like all corporations unilaterally decided to be. Dan Vavra sold out! Dude is sucking Cyberpunk 2077's cock while writing about evil Nazis on Facebook all while pyre on which Europe will be burned is all but complete. Dude sold out and most Urban Czechs are just like most Urban Poles, Serbians, Croatians, Russians etc. nothing but wannabe Americans who grew up watching same movies, same games playing etc. Culturally Urban Slavic cities are AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN. And when all American institutions they grew up with and to trust, listen and believe tell them that black woman with a horse cock slapped Holy Roman Emperor who was Chinese over face with his 12inch monster cock and took his crown, all little urban Slavs (and Czechs are notoriously nihilistic, promiscuous and atheist) just nod and say: da! Da! DA!

tldr: KCD 2 will be shit and entire Polish gaming industry is now pozzed and shit. Russian market is infected and in 1-1.5y it will be completely pozzed. THANK YOU AMERICAAAANS!
*Pu Majku vam jebem, sjebali ste nam sve

You indeed seem upset.

 

[Zariusz]

4 000 001. sold Kingdom Come was one sold to THQ Nordic which is increasingly pozzed, like all corporations unilaterally decided to be. Dan Vavra sold out! Dude is sucking Cyberpunk 2077's cock while writing about evil Nazis on Facebook all while pyre on which Europe will be burned is all but complete. Dude sold out and most Urban Czechs are just like most Urban Poles, Serbians, Croatians, Russians etc. nothing but wannabe Americans who grew up watching same movies, same games playing etc. Culturally Urban Slavic cities are AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN. And when all American institutions they grew up with and to trust, listen and believe tell them that black woman with a horse cock slapped Holy Roman Emperor who was Chinese over face with his 12inch monster cock and took his crown, all little urban Slavs (and Czechs are notoriously nihilistic, promiscuous and atheist) just nod and say: da! Da! DA!

tldr: KCD 2 will be shit and entire Polish gaming industry is now pozzed and shit. Russian market is infected and in 1-1.5y it will be completely pozzed. THANK YOU AMERICAAAANS!
*Pu Majku vam jebem, sjebali ste nam sve

You indeed seem upset.

The Wall has been finally broken, his bricks were crushed by blackpill bullets, there is no hope.

 

[tritosine2k]

Feel free to post TOONS for my upcoming playthru. I'll start :

 

[Smejki]

 

[Wunderbar]

Ladislav

 

[ERYFKRAD]

 

[Infinitron]

Listen to a presentation from Jan Valta, the composer of Kingdom Come: Deliverance music, how the soundtrack is born in the creative process of game development. Thanks to Game Access for organizing the meetup and providing the materials!

 

[SlamDunk]

The soundtrack is great indeed, but if I see one more tweet, video etc. about it I will go crazy.