Kingdom Come: Deliverance II - Henry's coming to see us on February 4th

[frajaq]

Wow remember all the people that told us the gay sex was fake news and tried to gaslight us? I wonder why they did that...

 

[Lodis]

Was it really so hard to simply make a follow up to the first game?

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

Let me guess, our "renaissance man" from Mali somehow ended up saving Sigismund's life during the rout after Nicopolis, and that's why a Christian monarch tolerates a Moslem in his court.

 

[Thalstarion]

"Wild claims"

Wild claims that were all just confirmed by him just now?

He's going to rebrand himself in the coming days, weeks, months and years to join the fight against the 'bigots' who are tired of every last one of their hobbies being subverted.

It's unfortunate but almost everyone has a price and if he was legitimate at one point, that was years ago and he has since been bought out. He isn't the first, nor will he be the last. There's some strange trend of video game developers putting out decent games and then later looking back at them with contempt.

Square Enix are also notorious for it.

The internet never forgets though and he now looks very stupid and flaky since he was very vocal about forced representation in the past.

Judging by the comments a lot of people are still choosing to vote with their wallets and this will be another upcoming game that loses much of the 'cool factor' simply because of the subversive interests.

 

[Dark Souls II]

In KCD2 I'm free to have a "sex adventure" that's a "forbidden sin*"? So romanceable lolis are pretty much confirmed at this point?

* - Joke, that's not a sin, the Bible doesn't include any laws against age difference relationships, and the fake term "p-philia" was invented by jewish feminists in the 1840s in order to lower the birthrates among the White Race

 

[thesecret1]

A renaissance man from Mali, a region that the renaissance hasn't reached to this day... And he met Sigismund when the christian armies got defeated at Nicopolis by Ottomans – yeah, that makes absolute sense, why wouldn't there be well-spoken Malian globetrotters on a battlefield in northern Bulgaria? And why indeed wouldn't the defeated King of Hungary immediately decide to make such a traveler part of his court? Gentlemen, you must admit, this sequence of events is so extremely likely and natural that it would be strange not to include such a scholar.

 

[jaekl]

They actually made Henry into a homo. Mannnn I thought that was for sure gonna be fake news...

 

[Kouvo]

Now we just need bear romances.

 

[MBM]

I wonder if we got all of the good bits leaked already or if there is more. Or is that just planned for the season pass?

 

[Justicar]

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY.

 

[Elttharion]

Now the damage control begins:

Source: https://x.com/Grummz/status/1881085012952695111

Nah. That is evidence of subversion. Henry is now canonically bisexual even if a player doesn't partake and there was no prior indication of it present in the previous game.

The token minority is written in that infuriatingly safe manner where he's intelligent, charming and well spoken but portrayed as a victim because the medieval peasantry are wary of an outsider at a time period when outsiders were readily tied to invading armies seeking to murder and sexually assault anyone they could get their hands on.

Those who actually crave a same sex romance scene are also left wanting which is further proof it was added for the sake of tokenism and because it is being forcibly injected into the game in exchange for funding.

At any rate, I predict another flood of cancelled pre-orders from those who were hoping the leaks were just fakes or who see this sort of thing as a reason to not purchase the game.

Yeah, all the grifters are already turning to 'no-no guys the game with the homo protagonist is actually based'

 

[Terenty]

I must admit that's a twist worthy of M.Nigth Shyamalan

Just when the woke slop started flopping one after another and the tide has turned the fucking Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 comes out of the closet

Lol, bravo

 

[Zariusz]

What a retarded decision, build KCD reputation on being last based game and then implement faggot option and a wakanda kang. What the fuck did Vavra expect?

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

Wonder if Vavra just couldn't help himself due to being terminally online, or if he was told to do something because of numbers not being where they should be.

 

[Tyranicon]

Just wait until the screenshots of cumans demanding reparations.

 

[ArchAngel]

In KCD2 I'm free to have a "sex adventure" that's a "forbidden sin*"? So romanceable lolis are pretty much confirmed at this point?

* - Joke, that's not a sin, the Bible doesn't include any laws against age difference relationships, and the fake term "p-philia" was invented by jewish feminists in the 1840s in order to lower the birthrates among the White Race

God said sex is for creating children, so having sex with females that cannot get pregnant is a sin unless they are of age to marry (and you married them) which again happens after they can have children. Also in the past girls would get their first period later than now

 

[Jenkem]

Next time GRUMMZ talks about some game being woke because it has they/them pronouns in the character creator, reply that "it's not woke because it's optional" and see how he and his followers respond.

I expect the responses would be rather.... curious.

 

[tommy heavenly6]

What the fuck did Vavra expect?

He didn't expect any leakers doing us a solid. He wanted to rugpull everyone who supported the first game. And now he's crying victim and trying to paint gamers as the evil side. He, the guy who wanted to be scummy, he dindu nuffin, he a good boi

 

[Elttharion]

Next time GRUMMZ talks about some game being woke because it has they/them pronouns in the character creator, reply that "it's not woke because it's optional" and see how he and his followers respond.

I expect the responses would be rather.... curious.

Yeah, by that logic very very few games are woke. Veilguard isnt woke since you can ignore pronouns, top surgery scars and homo romance. BG3 isnt woke since you can kill everyone. Dustborn isnt woke since you can choose other options. Starfield isnt woke beacuse... etc

 

[Elttharion]

What the fuck did Vavra expect?

He didn't expect any leakers doing us a solid. He wanted to rugpull everyone who supported the first game. And now he's crying victim and trying to paint gamers as the evil side. He, the guy who wanted to be scummy, he dindu nuffin, he a good boi

Funny how the 'anti woke' side spent years raging at Cuckman for doing the same thing but know its ok because it was done by a Czech dude who wore a based t shirt ten years ago.

 

[thesecret1]

Let me try to make this dude's itinerary... Obviously, he'd start with Mecca – a very difficult trek, but nevertheless one Malians did from time to time since every muslim ought to go on hajj to mecca at least once. There this guy split, likely heading to Jerusalem (another holy site), and then Damascus (incredibly important city back then). Since he's such a tourist, he might've decided to continue northwards towards Antioch - another impressive city. So far so good, though it's already a trek he'd probably win life-long recognition for were he to go back to Mali. Then, for whatever reason, he decided to go through Anatolia (half of it still split among various turkish statelets) and cross over to Europe. I guess he wanted to check out the (still Roman at that time) Constantinople? After presumably being told to fuck off by the Roman remnants desperately trying to hold on to the, by now, fairly devastated city of world's desire, he presumably visited the Ottoman sultan to say hi, and got roped into going on a military campaign with him because reasons. There he saw the sultan decimate the european armies... and decided it's a great time to split and befriend the King of Hungary, where he'd hang out for several years. Then, because he didn't get his fill of bloodshed the first time around, he follows the king of a military campaign again, this time to Bohemia, where he moonlights as a doctor, presumably as some sort of a practical joke that Sigismund played on his troops.

Well guys, I'm sure this will be a very interesting character with many a fascinating story, because this shit rivals Marco Polo. Are we sure the main character is Henry, some fucking village bumpkin (and a homo), and not this guy?

 

[Lodis]

Damn I can't even replay the first game now knowing Henry is into sucking cocks.

 

[Alienman]

Yeah, all the grifters are already turning to 'no-no guys the game with the homo protagonist is actually based'

I'm not sure why? Because Vavra was "based" 10 years ago?

 

[KeAShizuku]

Isn't Mali the last place in the world were slavery was banned in the 1950s?

(I went off the deep end once and did some research on Islam's official policy regarding slavery and it is not pretty. But you can't say anything bad about Islam- such as speculating that a man who married a 9 year old might perhaps be a bit of a pedo).

 

[mediocrepoet]

Isn't Mali the last place in the world were slavery was banned in the 1950s?

(I went off the deep end once and did some research on Islam's official policy regarding slavery and it is not pretty. But you can't say anything bad about Islam- such as speculating that a man who married a 9 year old might perhaps be a bit of a pedo).

Mali's not a real place.