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Game News Kingdom Come: Deliverance II Saints and Sinners Trailer

Gargaune

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Lookin' sharp! Hang on to your saddles, boys, if Warhorse gets two in a row, Hollywood'll make a shitty adaptation of it.
 

jaekl

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Hmmm... this trailer hasn't triggered my DEI detector, I think this game might actually be safe. But to be certain, we'll need to call in the man with the most fine-tuned corpo bullshit detector known to the codex. He's a loose cannon with a chip on his shoulder, a lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules... but by god, he's the best we've got. The Wall
 

Late Bloomer

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Hmmm... this trailer hasn't triggered my DEI detector, I think this game might actually be safe. But to be certain, we'll need to call in the man with the most fine-tuned corpo bullshit detector known to the codex. He's a loose cannon with a chip on his shoulder, a lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules... but by god, he's the best we've got. The Wall

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The Wall

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Hmmm... this trailer hasn't triggered my DEI detector, I think this game might actually be safe. But to be certain, we'll need to call in the man with the most fine-tuned corpo bullshit detector known to the codex. He's a loose cannon with a chip on his shoulder, a lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules... but by god, he's the best we've got. The Wall
I'll EXTENSIVELY SNIFF trailer for any signs, omens or droplets of WOKE STENCH. Codex will get my WOKE SNIFF LAB report no later then in 3 hours. So far smells good, like summer Bohemian rose

<Downloading trailer, nostrils ready>
 

The Wall

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I almost rated news with shit, reflex when I see post by Infinitroon. Just so you know Jewtron: Yes, my DeusVult rating says Christ is KING & Henry's BACK
 

The Wall

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Hmmm... this trailer hasn't triggered my DEI detector, I think this game might actually be safe. But to be certain, we'll need to call in the man with the most fine-tuned corpo bullshit detector known to the codex. He's a loose cannon with a chip on his shoulder, a lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules... but by god, he's the best we've got. The Wall

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Alas! cute, smart and good-hearted Polish Half-Jewish girls might be my Achilles heel. My gf might be one, too afraid to ask her. She ain't got no cousins in Israel and she' s got 300% smaller and cuter nose thou

This is certainly a bad angle. We all look like Crispy from bad angle. So there's that
 

Forest Dweller

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Hmmm... this trailer hasn't triggered my DEI detector, I think this game might actually be safe. But to be certain, we'll need to call in the man with the most fine-tuned corpo bullshit detector known to the codex. He's a loose cannon with a chip on his shoulder, a lone wolf who doesn't play by the rules... but by god, he's the best we've got. The Wall

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Fucking bra lines, I just did research to confirm they didn't have bras in the middle ages.
 

Tyranicon

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Ugly women?

Realism.

:smug:

But hopefully we get some pretty nobles later on. Henry is scaling the social hierarchy, can't always be fucking plain jane bath house whores.
 

Infinitron

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Codex Year of the Donut Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
Ugly women?

Realism.

:smug:

But hopefully we get some pretty nobles later on. Henry is scaling the social hierarchy, can't always be fucking plain jane bath house whores.

This game's equivalent of LoversLab can tastefully replace all the peasant wenches with 2000s Czech porn stars
 

The Wall

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Real The Wall would just ask the girl whether she is a kike or not on the first date.:decline:
I asked her before first date if she has any cousins from Israel. Thou opportunity for question was good. Her response: "Noo...". Phew! Good. I was so happy when she said her roots are also not Macedonian but Polish
 

The Wall

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WOKE SNIFF LAB results are here, boyz! After detailed sniffing of trailer's every frame for slightest scent of WOKE this is what my nose found: In Kingdom Come Deliverance II you will Deus Vult. You will live life in authentic medieval Bohemia. You will fight, love, adventure. And you WILL MOST DEFINITELY FUCK Jewish mistress with khazar milkers (Infinitron's grand-grand-grandmother). Minorities will most likely be: Polish mercenaries, Cuman bandits, gipsy belly & bear dancers and Jewish nympho mistress. Many new small gameplay mechanical additions. COWS: CONFIRMED!

Based Vavra delivers on all fronts
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