hahaha XD everyone, it took a lot of time to come up with the courage to confront my boss about his disgusting nazi chud views, but I finally mustered up enough courage to go ahead and do it.. I just couldn't look Tyrone Jr in the face if I didn't address that disgusting poster....
Oh.. well.. I tried my best. Time to crunch some numbers hahaha, I can't wait for this day to get over with.. I gotta run over to Chinatown to try to score some drugs for that real life anime girl!!!
--------------------- Later that evening I arrived in Chinatown... wow what a marvelous place! So exotic! It's like I'm in a Jackie Chan movie hahaahaha
Wow! This is sooooo heckin' cool and diverse. I just love seeing different peoples have respect for one another. Nothing like this could exist outside of the city, where evil Republicans live.. Do you know some of them were calling Sars-Cov-2 "the Wuhan flu" ?!?!?! I'm so glad I'm not a disgusting racist like other white people! XD
Oh my... who is this sultry lady? Already I'm being approached by beautiful women... hahaahah this is MUCH better than the club!
Well I probably shouldn't tell her I'm here to buy drugs, that is highly illegal and I know these fine upstanding Chinese people would never do anything that is illegal or immoral, she's not White after all XD.
I'll tell her I'm here for business. The Chinese like men who are all about business and success, like me!
I wonder why she keeps calling me "laowai" that must be a Chinese word for "friend" or something or maybe "sir" either way I'm sure it's a sign of respect. I wonder if I should tell her about the world of PRIDE?
Maybe next time... I really gotta find out where I can buy drugs so I'll ask her about local businesses.
OMG UPDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
OMG XD A VIDEO GAME STORE? THAT IS SO HECKIN' COOL!!!! I wonder if I can buy a Nintendo Switch there... for, uhh Tyrone Jr. hahaha no XD it's for me!! AND A SEX SHOP TOO? wow! I'm curious about the sex shop, I just hope my wife doesn't find out XD She wouldn't take it very well if she knew I was looking at other women without her.
Ha! I get it now.. It must mean "a person of extremely high intelligence" like myself. XD This is such a nice place! I thanked her and told her I was off to go shopping but she stopped me before I could head out.
WHAT?! But my job only pays me in American Dollars.... this is NOT okay. How am I supposed to buy drugs? Or video games??!
Hmm, I guess this makes sense. W-Where am I supposed to get some?
Well.. I suppose I can trust her. After all, Chinese people are some of the most trustworthy people on Earth according to what I've seen on /r/aznidentity, plus I've seen famous celebrities like LeBron James and John Cena talking about how much they LOVE China, so I guess that means they are pretty cool people, otherwise why would they praise them so much?? I'll probably exchange some money later, but first I want to check out this hip part of town a little bit...
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That must be the Sex shop that Lingling was telling me about!
Hahaha let's keep this between us, okay?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY MUST THIS ALWAYS HECKIN' HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?! I MUST BE CURSED!!!!!!!!
to be continued...