Dragon Age Let's help BioWare

[Frozen]

Larian Studios set new standards in what faggy game has to be, so now balls are in BioWare's park.

Here we can write what new woke lvls they have to inject into their khm...art so that it surpasses even fucking a bear.

I recommend a DLC character for this new Dragon Age (150$ preorder) that is Morrigan child/ancient god who will be of course playable/fuckable romance option.

Pedophilia beats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bestiality any day. Another ceiling would be broken. And because he is a god=androgenic=tranny Wins on so many levels.

You are more than welcome to give your ideas that will help BioWare dethrone "BG3"

 

[Butter]

5 Reasons We Need Necro-Bestiality in Dragon Age: The Veilguard

 

[NecroLord]

Larian Studios set new standards in what faggy game has to be, so now balls are in BioWare's park.

Here we can write what new woke lvls they have to inject into their khm...art so that it surpasses even fucking a bear.

I recommend a DLC character for this new Dragon Age (150$ preorder) that is Morrigan child/ancient god who will be of course playable/fuckable romance option.

Pedophilia beats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bestiality any day. Another ceiling would be broken. And because he is a god=androgenic=tranny Wins on so many levels.

You are more than welcome to give your ideas that will help BioWare dethrone "BG3"

Why bother?
Just drop a Finger of Death on Bioware and be done with it.
Put it out of its misery...

 

[Fargus]

Lots of political songs at campfire.
All companions participate in orgies across the game.
No natural hair colors. No long hair for women.
All side quests are about romance.
Main quest is about suffering of gays, blacks, women. Also eco agenda.
You cannot be aggressive or disrespectful to female characters in dialogue if you're a male.
More pronounce.
Designing your genitals in character creation should be mandatory.
Designing your vitiligo in character creation.
Pedophilia but only mixed with necro.
Most characters are vegans or eat magic grown meat.
LGBTQ armors.
More pink, purple and teal coloring in art style.
All female dwarves have beards, male ones do not.
Findom.
Most characters in game should have vitiligo.
Main villain should be in wheelchair, bonus points for vitiligo. Combo if he has downs.
Or main villain is a tranny\drag queen with vitiligo. And not really evil but misunderstood.
Drag minigame.
Shit eating minigame.
Femdom minigame.
Ageplay.
Dog romance for female characters.
Qunari woman voiced by a black dude with scarriest ghetto voice ever.
Gay vampires are too mainstream, how about tranny vampire companion? With vitiligo of course. And posibly in a wheelchair.
Dog tranny vampire companion with vitiligo.
All women have square jaws.
All men are bulllied photomodels that stare at the ground when the girlboss arrives.
Cancel person spell. Inspired by Dustborn.
Shapeshift spell that cannot transform you into deer, but lets you pretend to be one with npc reactions.

 

[duskvile]

You are more than welcome to give your ideas that will help BioWare dethrone "BG3"

BG3 is yesterday news compared to Black myth Wukong. Altought very different both from Dragon age and BG3. Gamers want original viewpoint, creative mythological concepts rather than contemporary politics, fluid combat, player's agency.

 

[Fargus]

Entire hive played Black Shlong Ching Chong for social credits. Whatta success.

 

[Nano]

Lots of political songs at campfire.
All companions participate in orgies across the game.
No natural hair colors. No long hair for women.
All side quests are about romance.
Main quest is about suffering of gays, blacks, women. Also eco agenda.
You cannot be aggressive or disrespectful to female characters in dialogue if you're a male.
More pronounce.
Designing your genitals in character creation should be mandatory.
Designing your vitiligo in character creation.
Pedophilia but only mixed with necro.
Most characters are vegans or eat magic grown meat.
LGBTQ armors.
More pink, purple and teal coloring in art style.
All female dwarves have beards, male ones do not.
Findom.
Most characters in game should have vitiligo.
Main villain should be in wheelchair, bonus points for vitiligo. Combo if he has downs.
Or main villain is a tranny\drag queen with vitiligo. And not really evil but misunderstood.
Drag minigame.
Shit eating minigame.
Femdom minigame.
Ageplay.
Dog romance for female characters.
Qunari woman voiced by a black dude with scarriest ghetto voice ever.
Gay vampires are too mainstream, how about tranny vampire companion? With vitiligo of course. And posibly in a wheelchair.
Dog tranny vampire companion with vitiligo.
All women have square jaws.
All men are bulllied photomodels that stare at the ground when the girlboss arrives.
Cancel person spell. Inspired by Dustborn.
Shapeshift spell that cannot transform you into deer, but lets you pretend to be one with npc reactions.

You talking about Bioware or the pussification of the West in general?

 

[Jaesun]

Pedophilia but only mixed with necro.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Gonna be plain.

I don't give a shit about any game company.


Look at all the big companies and how they fail; not just rpgs but all genres. Look at the platforms they're launched on. Yeah, they all fail or they will fail. Fuck bailing anyone out. Buy the good and shit on the rest. We don't have to be AVGN and play crap and we don't need to suck a companies corporate dick.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

Let's not

 

[Frozen]

Shit eating minigame.

This it the way. Sodomy definitely has to be included. Either as a poop minigame or combine it with sex scenes.

If BioWare doesn't pick up on rising trend you just know Swen will go there in "BG4".

Sodomy children sex scenes, "BG4" here we come. Pun intended.

 

[luj1]

Dog tranny vampire companion with vitiligo.

 

[Silvanus]

The logical next step is sexuality selection at character creation.

Just kidding, companions will make gay sexual advances on you regardless of your wishes.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Lots of political songs at campfire.
All companions participate in orgies across the game.
No natural hair colors. No long hair for women.
All side quests are about romance.
Main quest is about suffering of gays, blacks, women. Also eco agenda.
You cannot be aggressive or disrespectful to female characters in dialogue if you're a male.
More pronounce.
Designing your genitals in character creation should be mandatory.
Designing your vitiligo in character creation.
Pedophilia but only mixed with necro.
Most characters are vegans or eat magic grown meat.
LGBTQ armors.
More pink, purple and teal coloring in art style.
All female dwarves have beards, male ones do not.
Findom.
Most characters in game should have vitiligo.
Main villain should be in wheelchair, bonus points for vitiligo. Combo if he has downs.
Or main villain is a tranny\drag queen with vitiligo. And not really evil but misunderstood.
Drag minigame.
Shit eating minigame.
Femdom minigame.
Ageplay.
Dog romance for female characters.
Qunari woman voiced by a black dude with scarriest ghetto voice ever.
Gay vampires are too mainstream, how about tranny vampire companion? With vitiligo of course. And posibly in a wheelchair.
Dog tranny vampire companion with vitiligo.
All women have square jaws.
All men are bulllied photomodels that stare at the ground when the girlboss arrives.
Cancel person spell. Inspired by Dustborn.
Shapeshift spell that cannot transform you into deer, but lets you pretend to be one with npc reactions.

Weren't all those already present in the game?

 

[Nifft Batuff]

The logical next step is sexuality selection at character creation.

This unironically will be good, since the main focus of RPGs are now romances and sex. Porn has something similar, then why RPGs not?

 

[Frozen]

Pronouns selection in char creation is holy grail.
All voice acted.

 

[Silvanus]

The logical next step is sexuality selection at character creation.

This unironically will be good, since the main focus of RPGs are now romances and sex. Porn has something similar, then why RPGs not?

Being able to select "hetero" and no longer be the target of unwanted sexual advances from homos would actually be an improvement at this point (which is why it won't happen).

 

[Semiurge]

Let's Help Bioware

 

[Laz Sundays]

Lots of political songs at campfire.
All companions participate in orgies across the game.
No natural hair colors. No long hair for women.
All side quests are about romance.
Main quest is about suffering of gays, blacks, women. Also eco agenda.
You cannot be aggressive or disrespectful to female characters in dialogue if you're a male.
More pronounce.
Designing your genitals in character creation should be mandatory.
Designing your vitiligo in character creation.
Pedophilia but only mixed with necro.
Most characters are vegans or eat magic grown meat.
LGBTQ armors.
More pink, purple and teal coloring in art style.
All female dwarves have beards, male ones do not.
Findom.
Most characters in game should have vitiligo.
Main villain should be in wheelchair, bonus points for vitiligo. Combo if he has downs.
Or main villain is a tranny\drag queen with vitiligo. And not really evil but misunderstood.
Drag minigame.
Shit eating minigame.
Femdom minigame.
Ageplay.
Dog romance for female characters.
Qunari woman voiced by a black dude with scarriest ghetto voice ever.
Gay vampires are too mainstream, how about tranny vampire companion? With vitiligo of course. And posibly in a wheelchair.
Dog tranny vampire companion with vitiligo.
All women have square jaws.
All men are bulllied photomodels that stare at the ground when the girlboss arrives.
Cancel person spell. Inspired by Dustborn.
Shapeshift spell that cannot transform you into deer, but lets you pretend to be one with npc reactions.

That's not a game, that's California

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Just put bestiality with a dog abd fully animate that. Girls go crazy.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

Easy: Deep in the veil, the main hero finds a dimensional portal that leads them through many universal planes to a strange far-off world, where a great evil is threatening the land, and they must join the courageous ancient order standing alone against it: The Kamala Wardens.

 

[Cohesion]

Let's not

The fuck. I've opened this thread to post "Let's not" and here you are, ninja.
Great minds think alike?

 

[Semiurge]

Pedo is definitely on the table if Californication legalises it within a decade or so. The SBI affiliated studios would compete on who gets to be the first to include it, then necro - the darkest of dark chocolates, would probably follow.

 

[Cohesion]

Pedo is definitely on the table if Californication legalises it within a decade or so. The SBI affiliated studios would compete on who gets to be the first to include it, then necro - the darkest of dark chocolates, would probably follow.

Nah, pedos/furries are much more offensive than necro - corpses don't have feelings and won't suffer.

 

[JarlFrank]

The only way to help Bioware at this point is to deliver a coup de grace and relieve them of their misery.