Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

[Baltika9]

Says the extra heretic.

The sanctioned Xanthist subsect of the Inquisition grants provision for the summoning of Daemonhosts if properly controlled to fight the enemies of mankind

Like Gregor Eisenhorn, history shall find my methods righteous.

Thy foul sorcery goes beyond Xanthism, indeed Slaanesh him/her/itself would be consumed by righteous fury and disgust upon the sight of the things you summon.

 

[Ulminati]

Thy foul sorcery goes beyond Xanthism, indeed Slaanesh him/her/itself would be consumed by righteous fury and disgust upon the sight of the things you summon.

If it results in root updating, the benefits to mankind far outweigh the risk of taint for delving into the Dark Arts of Nekomancy.


Thought of the day:
"The justice of your action is measured by the strength of your conviction."
--Warhammer 40k rulebook, 4th edition, pg. 234

 

[Baltika9]

Thy foul sorcery goes beyond Xanthism, indeed Slaanesh him/her/itself would be consumed by righteous fury and disgust upon the sight of the things you summon.

If it results in root updating, the benefits to mankind far outweigh the risk of taint for delving into the Dark Arts of Nekomancy.


Thought of the day:
"The justice of your action is measured by the strength of your conviction."

Indeed. rootbro, Bro-emperor of all Brokind, where art thou?

 

[Excidium]

Every pic you post here delays the update by one day.

 

[Ulminati]

Every pic you post here delays the update by one day.

oh come now, a swarm of lictors is nothing a self-respecting space marine should be afraid of

Spoiler

you have destroyed to its last molecule whatever little atmosphere of unknown horror lurking in the dark i tried to inject into that scene with a single image. a single image. my honor as a writer and man is undone.

...
initializing secondary protocols...
dehumanizing sequence initiated...

//ROOT//YOU ARE UNDONE.

 

[ironyuri]

Every pic you post here delays the update by one day.

oh come now, a swarm of lictors is nothing a self-respecting space marine should be afraid of

Spoiler

you have destroyed to its last molecule whatever little atmosphere of unknown horror lurking in the dark i tried to inject into that scene with a single image. a single image. my honor as a writer and man is undone.

...
initializing secondary protocols...
dehumanizing sequence initiated...

//ROOT//YOU ARE UNDONE.

 

[Kayerts]

This is not what Codex Astartes teaches us!

Yes, where's the steel rehn

There is no time to be lost!

We need multiple, simultaneous, and devastating defensive stuffies. We will descend upon the foe, we will do thingies, we will leave none un-animed! And if we die this day we die in the kawaii, but we shall not die no! It is the enemy who will taste death and defeat-chans! =^.^= We are the space marines! We are the emperor! Ganbare!~~

Spoiler

 

[Sukeban Cho]

If it results in root updating, the benefits to mankind far outweigh the risk of taint for delving into the Dark Arts of Nekomancy.

*head pokes from behind a pillar*

Not even space marines can resist the eldritch powers of Nekomancy...

Spoiler

*head disappears behind a pillar*



Edit: Kayerts

You deserve a bropaw but I can't find the button. It went away and no longer loves me, or something.

So,

Spoiler

 

[Ulminati]

I can't tell whether the Blood Angel is depressed or merely resigned in that pic

 

[Excidium]

There's only one solution for this thread...

 

[Ulminati]

There's only one solution for this thread...

 

[CappenVarra]

So, if DU nukes several offending accounts (deleting all their posts in the process), the thread might start resembling something salvageable and won't have to be retardoed? Hmm...

 

[Jaedar]

Says the extra heretic.

The sanctioned Xanthist subsect of the Inquisition grants provision for the summoning of Daemonhosts if properly controlled to fight the enemies of mankind

Radical subsects /= sanctioned. They're generally hunted by their more puritan brothers.

 

[Ulminati]

The adeptus mechanicus blessed me with a cogitator, which compiled male medicae named Shepard + tyrant star, yes. The last 2 votes were not in the tally, but do not change the outcome.

Root has been roused and Black_Cat exchanged her animu avatar for a Sister of Battle. Truly I have done the emperors work this day

 

[Baltika9]

The adeptus mechanicus blessed me with a cogitator, which compiled male medicae named Shepard + tyrant star, yes. The last 2 votes were not in the tally, but do not change the outcome.

Root has been roused and Black_Cat exchanged her animu avatar for a Sister of Battle. Truly I have done the emperors work this day

Only some sort of tactical genius could...

 

[eklektyk]

wonders never cease ...

 

[Commissar Draco]

This Thread needs proper Commissariat supervision... I summon:

 

[Gondolin]

1

Next stop: Hive City. Recommended sights: cultists, rituals, nurglings, orifices.

 

[Baltika9]

1
I want to piss in her skull.

 

[lightbane]

1 sounds like the most suicidal emotionally engaging experience.

 

[Ulminati]

1. If any man is important enough to require priority in a triage situation, it is the inquisitor.

 

[Azira]

1, go with the 'quisitor

 

[Jaedar]

1: Roll agility to use the man in power armor as cover

 

[Excidium]

1) Of course

 

[Zaan]

1: Stick with the inquisitor. Also was the whole hive city levelled? Because they're supposed to be quite big.