The last visual material was the Knight School's medial campaign titled 'How NOT to defend your little hamlet!'.
And now for the task at hand.
Last time we left our village, we finished the third year in the Tree Realm (*cough* *cough*).
So, we buy a new herd of cows from the local travelling cow salesman.
And having nothing better to do, expect another invasion.
*Commander Burnhardt* ENEMY SIGHTED
Haha, notice how five of the cocks died already. Swimmin's a dangerous sport for hordlings.
*warrior voice from Myth* Let's get 'em.
Some random pictures of mature themes, such as excessive violence.
That's one a bit good thing about the thieves. They mostly destroy a house and run off instead of eating the villagers.
Double kill.
And not a bad result too.
Moved the cows a bit further north. QUIT EATING UP THE LAND, WALKING STEAKHOUSES.
Hired a second archer too. Should make our work a bit more efficient.
Here's where I planted him.
But then I decided to fuck.dat and move him further south.
And again removed the small islands on the southern lake.
Lock'n'load.
Some d00dz incoming. Went to fend off the one in the north since there aren't any violent oppositions stationed there.
Also, this moment I noticed how the western archer is standing right in front of a house that kind of blocks his field of view...
rollin'
rollin'
rollin' on the river.
Attacked too many times and got dazed. Fortunately, with the extra archer the situations are not as desperate, and I can spare a second or two stading around doing nothing.
And here you see what happens when hordlings try to get the villager right in front of the archer
Splat. Two left. One got shot down by the archer a second after taking this screen, so where's the second one?
Ah, here's the wayward son of mother earth.
See the hearts? I killed him with the power of love. Chauncey was raised by cows, so he's probably a dirty hippy.
Damn hippies.
Removed the cows to find a new place for them to stay.
And hell, I'm kind of running out of grass close to the town out here.
Put them here eventually, a bit far, but at least that area's not populated by hordlings too much.
And again, a shaman popping right under our very noses!
Time to get his cowskin-coated arse.
Archer_01 - SIR, I'VE GOT HIM IN MY FIELD OF VIEW, BUT CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT, SHOULD I PROCEED, OVER?
Archer_02 - NEGATIVE, ARCHER_01, WE MIGHT BE HITTING CIVILIANS BY ACCIDENT. WAIT TILL YOU'VE GOT A CLEAR SITUATION. MAINTAIN RADIO SILENCE FOR NOW, OVER AND OUT
Archer_01 - BUT SIR...
Archer_02 - HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T MAINTAIN RADIO SILENCE RETARD, THEY START SHOOTING FIREBALLS THAT TAKE DOWN 10 HP.
After that, the shaman teleported... uh, somewhere, so I proceeded to kill off regular hordlings.
see that single yellow pixel on the body of the hordling under the tree? Yup, GOLD!!11
oh for crying out loud.
Where is the goddamn shaman?
Not here, but a thief will suffice.
Strange. Only two thieves left, hiding among the trees. Which means one of the archers shot down the shaman, and we don't even know when, because they maintain radio silence.
Oh well,
SPLAT
THWACK
Whoa, the shitheads actually managed to tear down one part of the wall.
But anyway, winter. Which means we don't need the cows anymore.
Beam us out, mr Spock.
*zzzziiiiiiiiing*
Finally recalled to move the goddamn archer from behind the building.
Right... time to get uberraped...
THEY COME FROM ALL SIDES!!!
Well, maybe only two sides, but they'll start invading from the others soon.
The northern front looks secure. Let's check the eastern one.
Dazed Chauncey is dazed.
There are lots of evil saplings being planted on my crops, but since we'll be getting transferred I don't even bother removing them.
I have peculiarly low hp here, and I have no idea why. Really.
GOLD!!!
Behold... the valley of death.
Although they've split their forces a bit, which *might* make things a bit easier.
Let's try the meat/bomb tactic
again
Oh look, an arrow is flying right into my face!
RETARDED ARCHER_01. I'm so getting your ass sacked after this.
Now, planting the bombs took a rather big amount of concetration, so I didn't take any screenshots. I planted two of them, and none did anything. Plus, it's a bitch to calculate their locations so they don't go off prematurely.
So, seeing how they're useless, I CHARGED!!!! into the battle and tried to slash the tanks down.
And hohoho, guess what.
ARGH. And the most frustrating thing is, the moment I got hit, I had 3 hp left.
BUT WHERE DID I GET LAUNCHED??? INTO THE DERELICT SPIKE TRAPS OF COURSE!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
This is getting... seriously frustrating -_-
