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Let's Play ITZCOM: Return of the Cybernegroes (ITZ Back!)
- Thread starter Cassidy
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Cassidy
Arcane
Prepare for a two posts long mega-update involving a single mission that happens to be the most difficult, epic and dramatic mission ever performed since ITZ Coming.
Post-ITZ Thermopylae, Prelude (Part 1)
It has been decided to risk making another request for supplies, despite the fact there are now 2 missions to choose from: attacking an HQ of cyberzombienegroes, and a critical situation that had to be solved soon.
There is a very important device that ITZ will send everything in an attempt to capture, it must be defended, once secured, for 4 minutes as an airstrike will cleanse the machete rape gangs and zombies. Everything was planned accordingly, for it couldn't be that bad, could it? There were high hopes for success.
The ever present niggers. Everybody rushes upstairs and bullets and grenades fly at their overall direction.
The enemy seems to have become more ruthless, dangerous and strong than before. Ominous.
Just as the first wave of machete rape gangs was dealt with, Cyberzombienegroes advanced from the South.
And niggers to the east, this place is really hairy, as the bros in 'Nam used to say.
Azira throws a grenade against the first of the zombies.
Moving eastward, further threats are found.
Another grenade. Then BUMFACE scouts ahead, hoping to knock out one of the multiheaded dicks bearers with stun grenades. While he succeeds at that, more zombies come from the north to harass the rest of the team.
BUMFACE flanks them.
They keep coming, no matter how many are taken down, there are probably millions of them in the entire city.
Holy shit! A spider cyberdaemon? What the fuck is that thing? Whatever it is, it is very dangerous and tough. Better to advance carefully lest death ensues. There is an uneasy filling, as if the very fabric of reality was being torn apart... as if.
*white flash*
*kingcomrade*
*kingcomrade alt*
Strange visions torment the team members, visions of Horror beyond comprehension, of Death, of Chaos, of Strange Eons where even Death may Die. They quickly recover for the impending battle as BUMFACE begins to fire against the spider cyberdaemon.
A multiheaded dick throws flaming sperm at them while gigantic Failout 3 DLC popamole is fired by the Spider Cyberdaemon, leading BUMFACE to run for his life.
The multiheaded dicks go flacid, but the spider still crawls towards their asses. A fierce firefight happens.
After a long, brutal engagement, the spider cyberdaemon is defeated.
The team moves upstairs, and is caught by surprise by another shapeshifter.
And more niggers even.
Shit! As if one spider cyberdaemon wasn't enough. Fortunately it didn't notice the team, yet.
eklektyk throws all his grenades against ITZ while zombies advance.
Finally it's destroyed. That was close.
The objective to be defended at all costs is located.
And thus they prepare themselves for the coming onslaught. Defending such position for 4 minutes won't be that difficult. They have enough ammunition and have scavenged backup weapons just in case as well. It won't be impossible, will it?
The greatest battle ever fought against ITZ was about to begin.
To be continued
Post-ITZ Thermopylae, Prelude (Part 1)
It has been decided to risk making another request for supplies, despite the fact there are now 2 missions to choose from: attacking an HQ of cyberzombienegroes, and a critical situation that had to be solved soon.
There is a very important device that ITZ will send everything in an attempt to capture, it must be defended, once secured, for 4 minutes as an airstrike will cleanse the machete rape gangs and zombies. Everything was planned accordingly, for it couldn't be that bad, could it? There were high hopes for success.
The ever present niggers. Everybody rushes upstairs and bullets and grenades fly at their overall direction.
The enemy seems to have become more ruthless, dangerous and strong than before. Ominous.
Just as the first wave of machete rape gangs was dealt with, Cyberzombienegroes advanced from the South.
And niggers to the east, this place is really hairy, as the bros in 'Nam used to say.
Azira throws a grenade against the first of the zombies.
Moving eastward, further threats are found.
Another grenade. Then BUMFACE scouts ahead, hoping to knock out one of the multiheaded dicks bearers with stun grenades. While he succeeds at that, more zombies come from the north to harass the rest of the team.
BUMFACE flanks them.
They keep coming, no matter how many are taken down, there are probably millions of them in the entire city.
Holy shit! A spider cyberdaemon? What the fuck is that thing? Whatever it is, it is very dangerous and tough. Better to advance carefully lest death ensues. There is an uneasy filling, as if the very fabric of reality was being torn apart... as if.
*white flash*
*kingcomrade*
*kingcomrade alt*
Strange visions torment the team members, visions of Horror beyond comprehension, of Death, of Chaos, of Strange Eons where even Death may Die. They quickly recover for the impending battle as BUMFACE begins to fire against the spider cyberdaemon.
A multiheaded dick throws flaming sperm at them while gigantic Failout 3 DLC popamole is fired by the Spider Cyberdaemon, leading BUMFACE to run for his life.
The multiheaded dicks go flacid, but the spider still crawls towards their asses. A fierce firefight happens.
After a long, brutal engagement, the spider cyberdaemon is defeated.
The team moves upstairs, and is caught by surprise by another shapeshifter.
And more niggers even.
Shit! As if one spider cyberdaemon wasn't enough. Fortunately it didn't notice the team, yet.
eklektyk throws all his grenades against ITZ while zombies advance.
Finally it's destroyed. That was close.
The objective to be defended at all costs is located.
And thus they prepare themselves for the coming onslaught. Defending such position for 4 minutes won't be that difficult. They have enough ammunition and have scavenged backup weapons just in case as well. It won't be impossible, will it?
The greatest battle ever fought against ITZ was about to begin.
To be continued
Yeesh
Magister
I warned you about giant missile launching spiders, but you wouldn't believe me. Why wouldn't you believe me?
Cassidy
Arcane
Post-ITZ Thermopylae, Part 2
Good for what it is soundtrack included
It doesn't take long for the first hordes to become visible.
Multiheaded dicks spermhead the massive incoming wave of zombies and frenzied niggers.
eklektyk quickly dodges flaming sperm from the multiheaded dicks as the team, severely outnumbered, begins to fire against the infestation.
The enemies are restless and barely give a chance to react as they keep firing. One of the shapeshifters is finally about to be taken down.
But it's only the beginning. Flaming balls of semen, popamole, bullets and even rocket propelled chain-machetes fly everywhere.
The situation seems to become direr and direr at the western sector.
.
Meanwhile, hordes charge nonstop from the south, while Azira and Redeye do their best to keep them at bay.
The intensity of the battle is truly EXTREME.
They keep coming, they never stop, they never retreat. Hundreds of spent magazines and brass cases cover the ground.
Several dozens of corpses litter the streets after only one minute of this brutal engagement. Medical supplies are running dangerously low. The team must hold on through this terrible battle.
Oh shit! And there are almost no grenades left. They come from multiple sides, in large numbers. Cybernegro HQ underestimated the ferocity of the enemies, and now, the risk of running out of ammunition before this was over was real... and even worse, running out of medical supplies was even more real.
As BUMFACE runs to give them support against the spiderdaemon, gigantic 3d nextgen popamole begins to fly, and eklektyk is nearly overwhelmed by the horde coming from the west.
eklektyk pulls the trigger again, but, *Click* *click*
Cleve was right.
eklektyk thus retreats.
BUMFACE and Redeye take care of the west chokepoint. There are still two minutes left. Shit.
More multiheaded dicks move through the piles of corpses.
But they're taken down just in time, while a grenade splatters gore from machete rape gangs.
A wall of corpses began to be formed to the south. It has been three minutes of nonstop battle already, hundreds of magazines and bullets flew, the medical supplies were nearly running out now. eklektyk already switched between three different weapons due to running out of ammunition.
They seem to be nearly unstopabble. Where is that damn airstrike to wipe them out?
Shit! Both Redeye and BUMFACE have no more medkits. And there is nowhere to take reasonable cover... maybe they'll be able to stand, but fortunately eklektyk still have spare medikits.
Redeye is critically wounded, as eklektyk runs to provide first aid. After it, eklektyk runs out of ammo for the 4th time, due to the ferocity of battle, and runs for an AK-47 laying next to a gigantic pile of dead machete rape gangs. but,
Azira didn't make it. May the great patriots who gave their lives against ITZ be forever remembered, lest we forget.
Meanwhile, BUMFACE seems to be on his dying throes... things start to go down fast. Could at least someone from the team survive for the last 25 seconds?
BUMFACE desperatedly retreats as deadly popamole is about to hit him, and kill him, as he can't stand anything at such grave condition.
The next-gen popamole came faster than he could run away from it. Another terrible loss. How can the two remaining team members survive? We shall remember you, BUMFACE.
Redeye also couldn't stand the gigantic horde of niggers coming from the west.
Only eklektyk, seriously injured, still breathes. eklektyk didn't run away. As long as a single patriot breathed, the mission wasn't over, for they would fight to the last man. Instead, eklektyk ran back upstairs, hoping to ambush the incoming machete rape gang member and hold tight for the last 22 seconds, it was close. It would soon be over, there was still a chance.
He fought bravely against ITZ, despite severely wounded, despite all odds against him. Then there were just ten seconds left, ten seconds...
Only ten fucking seconds separated success from failure in this mission. eklektyk perished ten seconds before the mission could be accomplished successfully, he almost did it... almost, but in the end, there is no escape from ITZ. eklektyk, nevar forget.
Nobody returned alive. They have taken down 162 enemies.
162 niggers, zombies and spiderdemons against 4 brave patriots.
Outnumbered at 40:1, with a 40:1 kill ratio. They may have failed with the ultimate goal of the mission due to the incompetence of Cybernegro HQ's nigger mathematicians when calculating how much they'd need to survive, for had they been given two extra medkits before being sent to this mission, they would have survived.
Their heroism as four men facing hundreds of abominations will never be forgotten.
However, we must go on. And thus, new patriots join the struggle.
Wait? A man with a woman's name?
:mystery:
It's clear now that the enemy won't take it easy anymore. Four patriot lives and a ultimately failed mission were the cost of underestimating their ferocity and of niggers failing at math. Things will only get worse in Kwanzania.
Good for what it is soundtrack included
It doesn't take long for the first hordes to become visible.
Multiheaded dicks spermhead the massive incoming wave of zombies and frenzied niggers.
eklektyk quickly dodges flaming sperm from the multiheaded dicks as the team, severely outnumbered, begins to fire against the infestation.
The enemies are restless and barely give a chance to react as they keep firing. One of the shapeshifters is finally about to be taken down.
But it's only the beginning. Flaming balls of semen, popamole, bullets and even rocket propelled chain-machetes fly everywhere.
The situation seems to become direr and direr at the western sector.
Meanwhile, hordes charge nonstop from the south, while Azira and Redeye do their best to keep them at bay.
The intensity of the battle is truly EXTREME.
They keep coming, they never stop, they never retreat. Hundreds of spent magazines and brass cases cover the ground.
Several dozens of corpses litter the streets after only one minute of this brutal engagement. Medical supplies are running dangerously low. The team must hold on through this terrible battle.
Oh shit! And there are almost no grenades left. They come from multiple sides, in large numbers. Cybernegro HQ underestimated the ferocity of the enemies, and now, the risk of running out of ammunition before this was over was real... and even worse, running out of medical supplies was even more real.
As BUMFACE runs to give them support against the spiderdaemon, gigantic 3d nextgen popamole begins to fly, and eklektyk is nearly overwhelmed by the horde coming from the west.
eklektyk pulls the trigger again, but, *Click* *click*
Cleve was right.
eklektyk thus retreats.
BUMFACE and Redeye take care of the west chokepoint. There are still two minutes left. Shit.
More multiheaded dicks move through the piles of corpses.
But they're taken down just in time, while a grenade splatters gore from machete rape gangs.
A wall of corpses began to be formed to the south. It has been three minutes of nonstop battle already, hundreds of magazines and bullets flew, the medical supplies were nearly running out now. eklektyk already switched between three different weapons due to running out of ammunition.
They seem to be nearly unstopabble. Where is that damn airstrike to wipe them out?
Shit! Both Redeye and BUMFACE have no more medkits. And there is nowhere to take reasonable cover... maybe they'll be able to stand, but fortunately eklektyk still have spare medikits.
Redeye is critically wounded, as eklektyk runs to provide first aid. After it, eklektyk runs out of ammo for the 4th time, due to the ferocity of battle, and runs for an AK-47 laying next to a gigantic pile of dead machete rape gangs. but,
Azira didn't make it. May the great patriots who gave their lives against ITZ be forever remembered, lest we forget.
Meanwhile, BUMFACE seems to be on his dying throes... things start to go down fast. Could at least someone from the team survive for the last 25 seconds?
BUMFACE desperatedly retreats as deadly popamole is about to hit him, and kill him, as he can't stand anything at such grave condition.
The next-gen popamole came faster than he could run away from it. Another terrible loss. How can the two remaining team members survive? We shall remember you, BUMFACE.
Redeye also couldn't stand the gigantic horde of niggers coming from the west.
Only eklektyk, seriously injured, still breathes. eklektyk didn't run away. As long as a single patriot breathed, the mission wasn't over, for they would fight to the last man. Instead, eklektyk ran back upstairs, hoping to ambush the incoming machete rape gang member and hold tight for the last 22 seconds, it was close. It would soon be over, there was still a chance.
He fought bravely against ITZ, despite severely wounded, despite all odds against him. Then there were just ten seconds left, ten seconds...
Only ten fucking seconds separated success from failure in this mission. eklektyk perished ten seconds before the mission could be accomplished successfully, he almost did it... almost, but in the end, there is no escape from ITZ. eklektyk, nevar forget.
Nobody returned alive. They have taken down 162 enemies.
162 niggers, zombies and spiderdemons against 4 brave patriots.
Outnumbered at 40:1, with a 40:1 kill ratio. They may have failed with the ultimate goal of the mission due to the incompetence of Cybernegro HQ's nigger mathematicians when calculating how much they'd need to survive, for had they been given two extra medkits before being sent to this mission, they would have survived.
Their heroism as four men facing hundreds of abominations will never be forgotten.
However, we must go on. And thus, new patriots join the struggle.
Wait? A man with a woman's name?
:mystery:
It's clear now that the enemy won't take it easy anymore. Four patriot lives and a ultimately failed mission were the cost of underestimating their ferocity and of niggers failing at math. Things will only get worse in Kwanzania.
to fallen heroes, nevar forget!
Brother None
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ITZ is winning 
ALL IS LOST WE SHALL ALL BE RAPED
ALL IS LOST WE SHALL ALL BE RAPEDtaplonaplo
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That was EXTREMEly intense, shame on that 10 secs
eklektyk
Erudite
sheeeeeet ... intense ....
Admiral jimbob
gay as all hell
all this BUM
up in my FACE
up in my FACE
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Cassidy
Arcane
Brother None said:ITZ is winning
Only in death duty does end
Unfortunately, nobody packed proper equipment to deal with such a threat, and all of them were fresh new recruits. Caution would be necessary, but even with Caution(Protip: The "Cautious" mode that can be selected in a right click menu makes everybody move slowly and thus easier to be hit, or in other words, it's useless and a nice way to ensure a quick death of an entire team.
Am I the only one seeing the same maps being repeated over and over?
This can't end well.
The spiderdaemon burns the new shit over taplonaplo, yet another fallen patriot. At this moment, everybody begins to retreat, aware that staying to fight that thing is a death wish.
However, a man stopped their retreat right on track:
Commissar kingcomrade wasn't pleased. Humanity was losing the war against ITZ, it was time to take drastic measures, measures the commissar was well aware of.
"NOT ONE STEP BACK!"
Without choice, the survivors launch a careful offensive against the spiderdaemons. Satori is nearly hit. Luckily he was just a few inches beyond the maximum range of the burning new shit.
Against all odds, one of the spiderdaemons is defeated, but there are two others yet.
Grenade run
Shit! The daemons are nearly surrounding everybody... panic ensues, and desperate, they attempt to fall back behind cover. But COVER SYSTEMS ARE THE NEW POPAMOLE CONSOLETARD SHIT BROS.
Fowyr couldn't make it amidst a shower of popamole that shaded the moon.
roll-a-die also dies. Only Satori remains.
Retreating northwest, finally some breathing space.
The enemies seem unable to aim that up and using the cover of the rooftop Satori shoots at them.
After spending 10 magazines, it's proven that COVER SYSTEMS ARE THE NEW SHIT.
Satori dies as well.
But surrender shall never happen! Their deaths shall not be in vain.
Unfortunately, at such moment there were no longer readily available volunteers, and thus it was decided to press gang those Die Kodex loves dearly into the struggle.
This wasn't the only mission at the moment, but the most important, for without raw materials, Cybernegro HQ would no longer manufacture guns.
Men and trannies, led by skyway, were ready for action.
Zombies made a daisy chain of sodomy around gigantic multiheaded dicks.
skyway was armed with only a RPG-7, an oldschool Russianl RPG because the Javelin is THE NEW SHIT. It was a backup, in case a spiderdaemon appeared somewhere, but so far, none appeared, and thus skyway had a truly Shit. Banal. Boring moment waiting for the others. To the point he fired a RPG to the ground for no explainable reason, hurting himself. Maybe there was a Bioware inscription in such RPG.
Legions advance through the rotten factory.
Eastward, and upstairs.
It's over, maybe time to get back?
skyway prepares to set a proximity mine.
While he falls back, the very POPAMOLE NEW SHIT that he despised so strongly brought his end.
Even after his death, skyway still kills, thanks to the proximity device he set and to his everlastingl hatred. He is the only of every team member so far that managed to kill something even after being killed.
Few can replace skyway, but we find one that can nearly get there.
"I Warned you about this! This is all a Zionist Conspiracy. The Jew Scum did ITZ and now laugh at us from their secret space colony in the dark side of the Moon!"
Four choices. Four consequences. Defend the research facility, attack a HQ of ITZ or stop certain events around the city?
A choice is made
It doesn't take long for things to get nasty.
This is so repetitive...
This mission was a breeze compared to what had come before.
Again? What the fuck? These niggers are really stubborn... or perhaps the defeats that happened before have put the entire team on the defensive.
It's not difficult to compare these attacks with the British Empire engagements with
niggers
This is an autocannon sentry, it shoots enemies at 90 degrees coverage, allowing the team to focus on only one area instead of spreading. It's not that useful offensively, because certain disposable anti-tank weapons are better to deal with the spiderdaemons and more lightweight than it.
Don't they ever give up?
The mission was so uninteresting that only one screenshot of an autocannon suffices for it.
And thus, the long wave of assaults against the patriots ended. It was time to move on the offensive again, and to succeed. Further defeats could mean the end of everything.
Yeesh
Magister
Damnit, where's my heroic death?
Cassidy
Arcane
Kill! Maim! Burn!
The brave patriots that remain have been for too long on the defensive. It's time to attack, and thus, as there is no longer the same sense of urgency with four missions having to be finished at the same time, a team is sent to destroy one of the many parts of ITZ. A Cyberzombienegro HQ
Kill!
Maim!
BURN!
ghostdog's RPG
For our fallen patriots!
The rage burns brightly against the launchers of POPAMOLE TRASH, GO FUCK YOUR DOG!
Cover systems my ass, strafing and firing is the way true bros fight.
Finally Cybernegro HQ may have a chance of resupplying, we go directly to this mission, introducing for the first time the man who claims to have proof Jews did ITZ.
A truly declined place awaits.
The team is almost caught by a flamethrower. It would be ironic, considering how the previous mission went, but it didn't happen.
The supplies are picked, and this location, away from the epicentre of ITZ, lacks the same amount of threats seen before.
: Death to Jewnigger scum!
nomask killed a Jew that was part of ITZ. He was pleased, news at 11.
Finally, sniper ammo and Kevlar Vests! Could they've saved the many patriots who have fallen had they arrived a little earlier? That will never be known.
Then suddenly, some totally serious shit happened. ITZ took the satellite uplink that allows the survivors of ITZ to coordinate their efforts against everything. If this uplink is lost, everything shall be over. There is only one acceptable outcome in this mission: success, for failure shall mean the end of the human race, the end of retards playing Xbox for achievements only, of Oprah shows, of Lady Gagas, of the decline because there'll be nothing left to decline.
Maybe it wouldn't be as bad as it seems to feel.
But the end would be terribly painful, and who knows what sort of hellish realm with eldritch abominations devouring souls could be awaiting if ITZ was completely successful in destroying every human being. Thus the team was ready for what it took. Two carrying RPGs in case of more spiderdaemons. And they were right, as seen here. Knowing that they will defeat the patriots if they secure the satellite, a massive horde advances, the team will have a big challenge ahead.
Innocent civilians are slaughtered by the spiderdaemon while spekkio launches a RPG against it.
After dealing with shapeshifters, the team moves eastward.
Where another spiderdaemon is found and dealt with. Meanwhile cyberzombienegroes moan and crawl nearby, and no signs of the satellite uplink yet found.
Andhaira tests an ice grenade against the cyberzombienegroes. For reasons unknown, perhaps for an ancient nigger aversion to taking showers, water is extremely effective against them.
[Intelligence]Wouldn't a rainfall wipe most of them out then?
[Perception]None of the missions so far happened during a rainfall.
[Intelligence]Some of those phallic devices must be for weather control.
[Wisdom]LARPing over logical flaws and the fact they didn't have time/will to implement rainfall in the game will lead nowhere.
With all the streets cleansed, there are only the rooftops left to be cleansed. The uplink must be there.
[Intelligence]Taller places are better to mount satellites at.
Innocent civilians? Only a total dumbfuck would assume yes.
This was the beginning, grenades are used at first.
A massive horde is trying to take the satellite uplink and destroy it.
Behold the power of H2O.
The uplink is secured, there is still hope.
Then a new mission appears, a very serious Deja Vu, for it involves the exactly same place of the same mission where four patriots have once fallen and the same basic goal, to rescue as many pinned down soldiers as possible from ITZ, could it end in a better outcome this time?
Perhaps yes, perhaps not.
This time Yeesh faces one of his greatest fears, and takes it down.
With all spiderdaemons dealt with, the mission approaches a successful end this time, and nobody dies.
4 patriots have taken down nearly a hundredfold of niggers, zombies and spiderdaemons, outnumbered at more than 40:1. But while the tide of this struggle seems to shift in a slightly better situation for humanity.
For reasons beyond understanding, lightbane, who wasn't sent to the last mission, becomes contaminated nonetheless. What the fuck? Meanwhile, another assault against the R&D facilities occurs.
Nothing big. Probably a harassment attack seeking to kill as many scientists as possible before being massacred.
[Perception] The dead scientists have no consequences of any kind to the game.
Speaking about scientists, it's time for another
TL;DR BONUS SECTION: THE CYBERZOMBIENEGRO THREAT AND THE PRELUDE TO ITZ
Previous events about the machete rape gangs
NSA REPORT ON THE MACHETE RAPE GANGS
... are a small organization based mostly in the eastern states. Their first activities were noted towards the middle of September. The most notable action thus far has been an unknown level of involvement with the theft of the recently recovered museum exhibit; The Princess of ITZ.
The sudden appearance of groups of machete rape gangs across the country has alerted this department to the increase in their activity. Several groups have been arrested in New York and Baltimore. These arrests are linked to the discovery of several ritualistic rapes in inner city areas. These have been clearly identified as some form of Cult worship rites.
The autopsy reports on the victims butchered and raped by the cult indicate that although the bodies had been raped from all orifices and crudely hacked limb from limb there were other factors in the deaths of the individuals. All the corpses bore a recent tattoo, a circular device, with three paired crescent protrusions and a central motif. All the victims were also suffering from an as yet unidentified disease causing quite dramatic skin lesions and some bone deformation.
The short siege of the McCale building in downtown LA has heralded the rise of the Machete Rape Gangs as a major threat to public order. The siege lasted some 14 hours, and over 70 people were murdered. Many of the victims appeared to be cult members; they allowed themselves to be raped and eviscerated in a public display of "Faith".
At 4:00am this morning the first reports from the East Coast of an outbreak of a virulent biological threat began to occur. Simultaneous with these reports came a series of sightings of massed demonstrations by The Machete Rape Gangs in cities across the country. The gangs offered to spare all those who join their ranks from the plague that will destroy mankind.
Ominous...
KNOWLEDGE ON THE VIRUS OF ITZ
The information the NSA gathered in its 1414 class files has revealed an unknown biological contaminant. A task force was setup in Baltimore Maryland to research and determine the source and the possible level of threat to the population of the USA.
The tissue samples examined were from several individuals; the bodies had been hacked apart in an obvious attempt to destroy evidence, reducing them to anonymous lumps of bloody flesh.
Although the mutilation had almost obliterated the physical evidence the toxicological analysis of the samples revealed some surprising results. The body parts all had extremely high concentrations of unknown DNA and several foreign bacteria types.
The remnants of skin, under careful analysis, displayed small purple lesions, and samples from these areas showed the highest concentration of contagion.
The cultist recovered from the McCale Building massacre has been put into biohazard isolation. The woman, estimated age 22, is in an advanced state of infection.
Her body is covered in 6 to 8 inch long lesions, ranging from livid red to dark purple in colour. These suppurate, oozing black, foul smelling puss, and occasionally erupting in to larger open wounds.
After 6 hours her bone structure had started to decay, bones twisting and enlarging at random through out her body. After 20 minutes of ear splitting torture she died.
The autopsy on the body revealed the same invasive DNA and bacteria symptoms as the previous tissue samples, but at ten times the concentration and virulence.
The toxin cultures grown from the first samples (New York) and the later ones from LA show several important differences and under lab test behave differently.
The later samples contain all the material form the earlier ones, but the concentrations are much higher, from 100 parts per million to 100,000 parts per million.
The first bacteria extracted are extremely tenacious, breaking down tissue samples in only 6 hours. The later bacteria, although of similar type, devolve the tissue samples in less than two minutes.
The most important difference is that the later toxins are of smaller size and their method of dispersal has changed from touch to airborne.
The bacteria found in the samples taken from the two sites shows remarkable adaptation and alteration, it is almost certain that this contagion is not wholly natural and is the product of some unknown biological research gone awry.
The bacteria's function is to enter a new host, carrying DNA from its previous host(s) and then introduce this to the new host, causing an almost instant destabilization of the genetic structure of the creature.
The bacterium then accelerates the demise of the host by feeding on the unraveling creature and excreting vast amounts of highly toxic waste into the host's body.
A human could be reduced to a bubbling pool of meat in less than 8 hours at the current mutation level of the bacteria.
Given the exponential increase in the power of the bacteria, and its method of attack - breaking down the DNA of its host, this toxicological infection is the greatest threat to the population of this country.
The Cyberzombienegroes
ANALYSIS OF ZOMBIE DNA
The details of the creature analysis the scientific team are pursuing are producing disturbing results.
Although pure speculation many of the technical staff believe your team should be informed of the current thinking about your new enemy.
The majority of the scientists have formulated a theory that some as yet unseen and extremely powerful biological force lies behind the creatures you are encountering. Despite their makeup they are bred, and form a colony, like ants consisting of drones, soldiers and other creatures fulfilling as yet unknown functions for a hivemind.
If this theory is correct then you could at some point face more powerful and dangerous adversaries, you should be prepared for any eventuality.
THE MANY SING TO US!
I-224 THE CHOSEN
When a Matriarch has reached the 5th cycle they are fertile and able to reproduce. The Faithful Cell is then divided into the Niggers and the Chosen and the rites of passage begin.
Bros must assemble the Cell at the base of the Matriarch Cavity and await the seed, gathering this into containers is the first rite of passage for the Cult of ITZ.
The second rite for Niggers is to enter the Dream State; their throats are cut by the Chosen and bodies drained of blood. The seed is introduced into the body by the removal of the eyes and the injecting of the seed into the brain.
The Chosen then bury the dreaming Niggers in the "Throne Cavity" and then offer themselves up for consumption by the Matriarch. They are devoured in the feeding rite and become one with the growing Matriarch.
The Niggers rise after 9 days as Cyberzombienegroes and serve the Matriarch under the guidance of the Bro as the creature begins to breed and the Chosen are reborn as new creatures, to spread the way of ITZ and so hasten ITZ Coming.
I-225 THE MASTAHS
The niggers and rapists, once reborn into the image of the Cyberzombienegroes are responsible for the growth and well being of the Matriarch and the passage of a Master to become Tetrarch, the true Brood and one with the Hivemind.
The Master has to undergo the ceremony of purity to enter the Dream State and be reborn as the Tetrarch. No human can be in the presence of the Master once the process is begun. It therefore the role of the niggers and the many bodied rapists to guide the Master into the next phase of being.
Stripped of clothing the Master lies upon a bed of straw encircled by the Nine Artifacts of power gathered by the Cult of ITZ. The Master is then opened from throat to abdomen and a single Nigger regurgitates the Seed of the Matriarch onto the exposed organs of the Master(OH GOD ITS HEAVAN!). The artifacts then awaken the seed and the transformation begins; Initiates and Chosen surround the Tetrarch that it may feed once it is born.
The ceremony's practice has been un-attempted since the Hivemind slipped into dreamless sleep many aeons ago.
I-226 THE ESSENCE
The sleep of ITZ has lasted aeons, and none have been able to awaken the Hivemind. The last recorded Tetrarch rose in 1645, in England and perished soon after.
ITZ cannot come until the Hivemind awakes; this is the essence of the Cyberzombienegroes, its strength and its weakness; one vision, one thought, many limbs and eyes.
Where lies the Many in its sleep? By what passage will we, the Machete Rape Gangs, recover and revitalize the Body of the Many?
Down through the ages the Many has touched many, even from its death like sleep, its hidden resting-place the Hivemind has stretched out and touched many. The Mastahs, those who organize the Machete Rape Gangs, are marked by Chaos; the mark of true Faithful.
Our numbers have dwindled and the power had ebbed, but we await the millenium's end for then will be rise to take our rightful place upon the face of the Earth, the rulers in the name of the Brood. ITZ COMING!
The brave patriots that remain have been for too long on the defensive. It's time to attack, and thus, as there is no longer the same sense of urgency with four missions having to be finished at the same time, a team is sent to destroy one of the many parts of ITZ. A Cyberzombienegro HQ
Kill!
Maim!
BURN!
ghostdog's RPG
For our fallen patriots!
The rage burns brightly against the launchers of POPAMOLE TRASH, GO FUCK YOUR DOG!
Cover systems my ass, strafing and firing is the way true bros fight.
Finally Cybernegro HQ may have a chance of resupplying, we go directly to this mission, introducing for the first time the man who claims to have proof Jews did ITZ.
A truly declined place awaits.
The team is almost caught by a flamethrower. It would be ironic, considering how the previous mission went, but it didn't happen.
The supplies are picked, and this location, away from the epicentre of ITZ, lacks the same amount of threats seen before.
nomask killed a Jew that was part of ITZ. He was pleased, news at 11.
Finally, sniper ammo and Kevlar Vests! Could they've saved the many patriots who have fallen had they arrived a little earlier? That will never be known.
Then suddenly, some totally serious shit happened. ITZ took the satellite uplink that allows the survivors of ITZ to coordinate their efforts against everything. If this uplink is lost, everything shall be over. There is only one acceptable outcome in this mission: success, for failure shall mean the end of the human race, the end of retards playing Xbox for achievements only, of Oprah shows, of Lady Gagas, of the decline because there'll be nothing left to decline.
Maybe it wouldn't be as bad as it seems to feel.
But the end would be terribly painful, and who knows what sort of hellish realm with eldritch abominations devouring souls could be awaiting if ITZ was completely successful in destroying every human being. Thus the team was ready for what it took. Two carrying RPGs in case of more spiderdaemons. And they were right, as seen here. Knowing that they will defeat the patriots if they secure the satellite, a massive horde advances, the team will have a big challenge ahead.
Innocent civilians are slaughtered by the spiderdaemon while spekkio launches a RPG against it.
After dealing with shapeshifters, the team moves eastward.
Where another spiderdaemon is found and dealt with. Meanwhile cyberzombienegroes moan and crawl nearby, and no signs of the satellite uplink yet found.
Andhaira tests an ice grenade against the cyberzombienegroes. For reasons unknown, perhaps for an ancient nigger aversion to taking showers, water is extremely effective against them.
[Intelligence]Wouldn't a rainfall wipe most of them out then?
[Perception]None of the missions so far happened during a rainfall.
[Intelligence]Some of those phallic devices must be for weather control.
[Wisdom]LARPing over logical flaws and the fact they didn't have time/will to implement rainfall in the game will lead nowhere.
With all the streets cleansed, there are only the rooftops left to be cleansed. The uplink must be there.
[Intelligence]Taller places are better to mount satellites at.
Innocent civilians? Only a total dumbfuck would assume yes.
This was the beginning, grenades are used at first.
A massive horde is trying to take the satellite uplink and destroy it.
Behold the power of H2O.
The uplink is secured, there is still hope.
Then a new mission appears, a very serious Deja Vu, for it involves the exactly same place of the same mission where four patriots have once fallen and the same basic goal, to rescue as many pinned down soldiers as possible from ITZ, could it end in a better outcome this time?
Perhaps yes, perhaps not.
This time Yeesh faces one of his greatest fears, and takes it down.
With all spiderdaemons dealt with, the mission approaches a successful end this time, and nobody dies.
4 patriots have taken down nearly a hundredfold of niggers, zombies and spiderdaemons, outnumbered at more than 40:1. But while the tide of this struggle seems to shift in a slightly better situation for humanity.
For reasons beyond understanding, lightbane, who wasn't sent to the last mission, becomes contaminated nonetheless. What the fuck? Meanwhile, another assault against the R&D facilities occurs.
Nothing big. Probably a harassment attack seeking to kill as many scientists as possible before being massacred.
[Perception] The dead scientists have no consequences of any kind to the game.
Speaking about scientists, it's time for another
TL;DR BONUS SECTION: THE CYBERZOMBIENEGRO THREAT AND THE PRELUDE TO ITZ
Previous events about the machete rape gangs
NSA REPORT ON THE MACHETE RAPE GANGS
... are a small organization based mostly in the eastern states. Their first activities were noted towards the middle of September. The most notable action thus far has been an unknown level of involvement with the theft of the recently recovered museum exhibit; The Princess of ITZ.
The sudden appearance of groups of machete rape gangs across the country has alerted this department to the increase in their activity. Several groups have been arrested in New York and Baltimore. These arrests are linked to the discovery of several ritualistic rapes in inner city areas. These have been clearly identified as some form of Cult worship rites.
The autopsy reports on the victims butchered and raped by the cult indicate that although the bodies had been raped from all orifices and crudely hacked limb from limb there were other factors in the deaths of the individuals. All the corpses bore a recent tattoo, a circular device, with three paired crescent protrusions and a central motif. All the victims were also suffering from an as yet unidentified disease causing quite dramatic skin lesions and some bone deformation.
The short siege of the McCale building in downtown LA has heralded the rise of the Machete Rape Gangs as a major threat to public order. The siege lasted some 14 hours, and over 70 people were murdered. Many of the victims appeared to be cult members; they allowed themselves to be raped and eviscerated in a public display of "Faith".
At 4:00am this morning the first reports from the East Coast of an outbreak of a virulent biological threat began to occur. Simultaneous with these reports came a series of sightings of massed demonstrations by The Machete Rape Gangs in cities across the country. The gangs offered to spare all those who join their ranks from the plague that will destroy mankind.
Ominous...
KNOWLEDGE ON THE VIRUS OF ITZ
The information the NSA gathered in its 1414 class files has revealed an unknown biological contaminant. A task force was setup in Baltimore Maryland to research and determine the source and the possible level of threat to the population of the USA.
The tissue samples examined were from several individuals; the bodies had been hacked apart in an obvious attempt to destroy evidence, reducing them to anonymous lumps of bloody flesh.
Although the mutilation had almost obliterated the physical evidence the toxicological analysis of the samples revealed some surprising results. The body parts all had extremely high concentrations of unknown DNA and several foreign bacteria types.
The remnants of skin, under careful analysis, displayed small purple lesions, and samples from these areas showed the highest concentration of contagion.
The cultist recovered from the McCale Building massacre has been put into biohazard isolation. The woman, estimated age 22, is in an advanced state of infection.
Her body is covered in 6 to 8 inch long lesions, ranging from livid red to dark purple in colour. These suppurate, oozing black, foul smelling puss, and occasionally erupting in to larger open wounds.
After 6 hours her bone structure had started to decay, bones twisting and enlarging at random through out her body. After 20 minutes of ear splitting torture she died.
The autopsy on the body revealed the same invasive DNA and bacteria symptoms as the previous tissue samples, but at ten times the concentration and virulence.
The toxin cultures grown from the first samples (New York) and the later ones from LA show several important differences and under lab test behave differently.
The later samples contain all the material form the earlier ones, but the concentrations are much higher, from 100 parts per million to 100,000 parts per million.
The first bacteria extracted are extremely tenacious, breaking down tissue samples in only 6 hours. The later bacteria, although of similar type, devolve the tissue samples in less than two minutes.
The most important difference is that the later toxins are of smaller size and their method of dispersal has changed from touch to airborne.
The bacteria found in the samples taken from the two sites shows remarkable adaptation and alteration, it is almost certain that this contagion is not wholly natural and is the product of some unknown biological research gone awry.
The bacteria's function is to enter a new host, carrying DNA from its previous host(s) and then introduce this to the new host, causing an almost instant destabilization of the genetic structure of the creature.
The bacterium then accelerates the demise of the host by feeding on the unraveling creature and excreting vast amounts of highly toxic waste into the host's body.
A human could be reduced to a bubbling pool of meat in less than 8 hours at the current mutation level of the bacteria.
Given the exponential increase in the power of the bacteria, and its method of attack - breaking down the DNA of its host, this toxicological infection is the greatest threat to the population of this country.
The Cyberzombienegroes
ANALYSIS OF ZOMBIE DNA
The details of the creature analysis the scientific team are pursuing are producing disturbing results.
Although pure speculation many of the technical staff believe your team should be informed of the current thinking about your new enemy.
The majority of the scientists have formulated a theory that some as yet unseen and extremely powerful biological force lies behind the creatures you are encountering. Despite their makeup they are bred, and form a colony, like ants consisting of drones, soldiers and other creatures fulfilling as yet unknown functions for a hivemind.
If this theory is correct then you could at some point face more powerful and dangerous adversaries, you should be prepared for any eventuality.
THE MANY SING TO US!
I-224 THE CHOSEN
When a Matriarch has reached the 5th cycle they are fertile and able to reproduce. The Faithful Cell is then divided into the Niggers and the Chosen and the rites of passage begin.
Bros must assemble the Cell at the base of the Matriarch Cavity and await the seed, gathering this into containers is the first rite of passage for the Cult of ITZ.
The second rite for Niggers is to enter the Dream State; their throats are cut by the Chosen and bodies drained of blood. The seed is introduced into the body by the removal of the eyes and the injecting of the seed into the brain.
The Chosen then bury the dreaming Niggers in the "Throne Cavity" and then offer themselves up for consumption by the Matriarch. They are devoured in the feeding rite and become one with the growing Matriarch.
The Niggers rise after 9 days as Cyberzombienegroes and serve the Matriarch under the guidance of the Bro as the creature begins to breed and the Chosen are reborn as new creatures, to spread the way of ITZ and so hasten ITZ Coming.
I-225 THE MASTAHS
The niggers and rapists, once reborn into the image of the Cyberzombienegroes are responsible for the growth and well being of the Matriarch and the passage of a Master to become Tetrarch, the true Brood and one with the Hivemind.
The Master has to undergo the ceremony of purity to enter the Dream State and be reborn as the Tetrarch. No human can be in the presence of the Master once the process is begun. It therefore the role of the niggers and the many bodied rapists to guide the Master into the next phase of being.
Stripped of clothing the Master lies upon a bed of straw encircled by the Nine Artifacts of power gathered by the Cult of ITZ. The Master is then opened from throat to abdomen and a single Nigger regurgitates the Seed of the Matriarch onto the exposed organs of the Master(OH GOD ITS HEAVAN!). The artifacts then awaken the seed and the transformation begins; Initiates and Chosen surround the Tetrarch that it may feed once it is born.
The ceremony's practice has been un-attempted since the Hivemind slipped into dreamless sleep many aeons ago.
I-226 THE ESSENCE
The sleep of ITZ has lasted aeons, and none have been able to awaken the Hivemind. The last recorded Tetrarch rose in 1645, in England and perished soon after.
ITZ cannot come until the Hivemind awakes; this is the essence of the Cyberzombienegroes, its strength and its weakness; one vision, one thought, many limbs and eyes.
Where lies the Many in its sleep? By what passage will we, the Machete Rape Gangs, recover and revitalize the Body of the Many?
Down through the ages the Many has touched many, even from its death like sleep, its hidden resting-place the Hivemind has stretched out and touched many. The Mastahs, those who organize the Machete Rape Gangs, are marked by Chaos; the mark of true Faithful.
Our numbers have dwindled and the power had ebbed, but we await the millenium's end for then will be rise to take our rightful place upon the face of the Earth, the rulers in the name of the Brood. ITZ COMING!
pipka
Savant
to be true RPG this Abomination lacks romance
Luzur
Good Sir
looks like i was called back from vacation.
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