Hellraiser
Arcane
Snakemen on a terror mission? You know what else is on that mission? Lots of untasteful rape 
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Let's Play UFO: Enemy Unknown/X-COM: UFO Defense - Update 44
- Thread starter Storyfag
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Why, hello there, tasteful rape 
eklektyk
Erudite
Darth Roxor said:Why, hello there, tasteful rape
hmm interesting ..... :getspopcorn:
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Well, at least I got a promotion.
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Ah shit. It was bad enough that a Tentaculat got me in TFTD 40 years from now, now I'm gonna bite it in Caracas as well.
This isn't happening man, this isn't happening...
This isn't happening man, this isn't happening...
anus_pounder
Arcane
Wait, Kwa? Is Pounded_Anus II on this mission? If so, I'm signing up the III for duty after the inevitable raep.
Hey guys. I was planning an update for today, but today turned out to be a little hectic. Furthermore, I'll be off for the weekend, so don't expect an update before Tuesday.
Premature joy, I managed to write up an update after all!
UPDATE 19
These aliens appear to react appreciably to high explosives.
Or maybe not.
It took several direct hits with autocannon high explosive rounds to bring this one down.
Hartman spots another new alien species it looks as if it was smiling...
The Pope brings it down.
Another of those chitin-clad aliens is spotted during the alien turn.
Hartman also spots one of the orange aliens.
Slips determines they are susceptible to lasers.
This alien tried to shoot our tank with this stunnig weapon of theirs. Good luck with that, dumbass.
Azira brings the chitinous alien down.
The Pope spots a hostile.
It falls to Ripper's rifle.
The orange aliens' mode of locomotion resembles that of a snail or snake. Curious.
MMXI Jr disposes of the Snake-man armed with the stun weapon.
U-Cat exchanges fire with this Snake-man. Both parties are hit, but neither falls. U-Cat isn't even wounded!
Azira finishes it off.
Pounded_anus spots a Snake-man.
And Ripper snipes it.
The Pope locates two more hostiles.
Both are swiftly and mercilessly excommunicated.
Pounded_anus spots one of the chitinous aliens running to and fro.
It rushes pounded_anus before he could shoot it!
It bites him and his skin begins to swell and his feed goes silent! RIP pounded_anus
As Azira shoots the... zombie... pounded_anus has become, another chitinous alien hatches from the corpse!
Fortunately Azira's laser rifle is enough to dispatch both it...
...and the one that sired it.
MMXI tries his luck with a chitinous alien, but it seems to be impervious to explosive rounds. At least he took out a Snakeman that was hiding behind it.
The Pope spots a hostile!
As he disposes of it, another chitinous alien is revealed!
This hostile is chasing the Pope!
No absolution for you, monster!
Malakalov spots another of these horrible things!
U-Cat calmly takes it out.
Another formerly human chrysalis advances towards Malakalov. Thankfuly it is slow.
Azira runs into another of those things. Unfortunately it is close!
Bizzarely, the zombie decided not to hurt Azira.
Azira has no such objections. Predictably, a chitinous alien hatched from the chrysalis.
It didn't survive for long.
KickAss spots one of those chrysalids advancing through the building just in time to warn Ripper.
The Commander kills it.
Malakalov makes sure another chrysalis releases it's occupant.
And the Pope visits divine wrath upon it!
The bad news is: it was not the last alien!
It falls to the Pope's reaction fire.
And the alien terror is put to an end.
Again, the stunned chrysalid is very much alive, but we'll pretend it isn't because we haven't completed an autospy of one yet.
A very small UFO is detected over Asia. Perfect prey for Drakron!
He brings it down easily.
Another very small UFO is downed over the Arabian Peninsula.
The new facilities are ready - time to expand our science team.
A Large UFO is detected over North America. It seems to be headed for Africa.
As Bee and his fellow pilot fly towards the alien base, where the UFO might be headed, their radars detect a smaller alien craft.
THEN KwaCOM detects a very large one!
Bee engages the small UFO.
The large UFO is detected again! No use engaging it with one Interceptor, but we might as well take a look at it.
WHOA another base! Them niggerians must have been put to hard work by their new masters.
It's the first time we see this type of UFO. Curious.
Just as the Large UFO lands at what is quickly re-designated as Alien Base-1, another Large craft is located over North Africa! With the Very Large UFO prowling the skies, we don't have the means to act.
After some time the Large UFO docked at Alien Base-1 departs it. Was that a logistics run? For the base or for the craft? Should another such UFO appear, we shall have to send the away team there!
No soldier roster this time, as I'm a bit further into the game. The update wasn't as long as I would have liked, but my time's limited.
UPDATE 19
These aliens appear to react appreciably to high explosives.
Or maybe not.
It took several direct hits with autocannon high explosive rounds to bring this one down.
Hartman spots another new alien species it looks as if it was smiling...
The Pope brings it down.
Another of those chitin-clad aliens is spotted during the alien turn.
Hartman also spots one of the orange aliens.
Slips determines they are susceptible to lasers.
This alien tried to shoot our tank with this stunnig weapon of theirs. Good luck with that, dumbass.
Azira brings the chitinous alien down.
The Pope spots a hostile.
It falls to Ripper's rifle.
The orange aliens' mode of locomotion resembles that of a snail or snake. Curious.
MMXI Jr disposes of the Snake-man armed with the stun weapon.
U-Cat exchanges fire with this Snake-man. Both parties are hit, but neither falls. U-Cat isn't even wounded!
Azira finishes it off.
Pounded_anus spots a Snake-man.
And Ripper snipes it.
The Pope locates two more hostiles.
Both are swiftly and mercilessly excommunicated.
Pounded_anus spots one of the chitinous aliens running to and fro.
It rushes pounded_anus before he could shoot it!
It bites him and his skin begins to swell and his feed goes silent! RIP pounded_anus
As Azira shoots the... zombie... pounded_anus has become, another chitinous alien hatches from the corpse!
Fortunately Azira's laser rifle is enough to dispatch both it...
...and the one that sired it.
MMXI tries his luck with a chitinous alien, but it seems to be impervious to explosive rounds. At least he took out a Snakeman that was hiding behind it.
The Pope spots a hostile!
As he disposes of it, another chitinous alien is revealed!
This hostile is chasing the Pope!
No absolution for you, monster!
Malakalov spots another of these horrible things!
U-Cat calmly takes it out.
Another formerly human chrysalis advances towards Malakalov. Thankfuly it is slow.
Azira runs into another of those things. Unfortunately it is close!
Bizzarely, the zombie decided not to hurt Azira.
Azira has no such objections. Predictably, a chitinous alien hatched from the chrysalis.
It didn't survive for long.
KickAss spots one of those chrysalids advancing through the building just in time to warn Ripper.
The Commander kills it.
Malakalov makes sure another chrysalis releases it's occupant.
And the Pope visits divine wrath upon it!
The bad news is: it was not the last alien!
It falls to the Pope's reaction fire.
And the alien terror is put to an end.
Again, the stunned chrysalid is very much alive, but we'll pretend it isn't because we haven't completed an autospy of one yet.
A very small UFO is detected over Asia. Perfect prey for Drakron!
He brings it down easily.
Another very small UFO is downed over the Arabian Peninsula.
The new facilities are ready - time to expand our science team.
A Large UFO is detected over North America. It seems to be headed for Africa.
As Bee and his fellow pilot fly towards the alien base, where the UFO might be headed, their radars detect a smaller alien craft.
THEN KwaCOM detects a very large one!
Bee engages the small UFO.
The large UFO is detected again! No use engaging it with one Interceptor, but we might as well take a look at it.
WHOA another base! Them niggerians must have been put to hard work by their new masters.
It's the first time we see this type of UFO. Curious.
Just as the Large UFO lands at what is quickly re-designated as Alien Base-1, another Large craft is located over North Africa! With the Very Large UFO prowling the skies, we don't have the means to act.
After some time the Large UFO docked at Alien Base-1 departs it. Was that a logistics run? For the base or for the craft? Should another such UFO appear, we shall have to send the away team there!
No soldier roster this time, as I'm a bit further into the game. The update wasn't as long as I would have liked, but my time's limited.
MMXI
Arcane
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Storyfag said:
MMXI Jr disposes of the Snake-man armed with the stun weapon.
Fuck yeah! Finally off the mark. MMXI Jr has a bright future ahead of him.Storyfag said:
MMXI tries his luck with a chitinous alien, but it seems to be impervious to explosive rounds. At least he took out a Snakeman that was hiding behind it.
Hellraiser
Arcane
Just one death? 
Storyfag said:Azira brings the chitinous alien down.
...
U-Cat exchanges fire with this Snake-man. Both parties are hit, but neither falls. U-Cat isn't even wounded!
Azira finishes it off.
...
Pounded_anus spots one of the chitinous aliens running to and fro.
It rushes pounded_anus before he could shoot it!
It bites him and his skin begins to swell and his feed goes silent! RIP pounded_anus
As Azira shoots the... zombie... pounded_anus has become, another chitinous alien hatches from the corpse!
Fortunately Azira's laser rifle is enough to dispatch both it...
...and the one that sired it.
...
Azira runs into another of those things. Unfortunately it is close!
Bizzarely, the zombie decided not to hurt Azira.
Azira has no such objections. Predictably, a chitinous alien hatched from the chrysalis.
It didn't survive for long.
And I'm sorry, started the interrogation off a bit early. Seems these bitches can't take my questioning methods, so let's just chalk it up to "Death by Laser", alright?
Salutations Chief Storyfag,
I would like volunteer for any gas station attacks in the future terror missions.
I feel great joy when I see those plump little cans of gases, ready to explode like a pinata with a kiss of my laser bolt.
Death to Traitors,
RK47
I would like volunteer for any gas station attacks in the future terror missions.
I feel great joy when I see those plump little cans of gases, ready to explode like a pinata with a kiss of my laser bolt.
Death to Traitors,
RK47
Pope Amole
Educated
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Storyfag said:
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So it's like seven? One unbeliever scorned for each of the deadly sins - good work, Pope. Too bad we couldn't evangelize any of them so they would repent their sins and serve for the glory of Christendom, mankind and next-gen, of course, but with those new labs coming online, that should be relatively not that far in the future.
Crysallids in day missions are usually fine: their somewhat subpar AI often makes them mill around infront of your guns instead of bum-rushing your team. Night missions can quickly turn into utter destruction. Also, LRs were surprisingly effective in this mission - they can often soak up a few troops worth of laser death each, which adds to the headache.
eklektyk
Erudite
premonition or .....anus_pounder said:
btw ONE dead???????
Chrysalid are insane if they are near civilians. Good fucking luck if they somehow touch two nearby civilians and you only have enough TU to shoot it once. It fucked me over many times until I learned to just fuck friendly fire and throw a nade at any chrysalid until it dies.
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Justice is served... even if I had to do it in the past to account for future events.
I managed to write up another update after all.
As far as Chrysalid resilience goes, I had to bathe certain specimens in insane amounts of laser fire. I just failed to indicate that in the comments. Hopefully the quality of the comments for this update will be higher!
UPDATE 20
Team Kwa is again lead by all of it's officers
KickAss spots one of those tough green aliens.
He then discovers the UFO and two more big green men.
Hartman snipes the first hostile.
Azira disposes of another,
Slips wounds the third one, but is wounded in return!
Finally, the Pope dispatches the green beast.
KickAss discovers another one!
Half the team's concentrated fire brings it down.
Aliens fire at the team from both pyramids, but, miraculously, they miss!
That doesn't stop this alien from stunning Azira and Kazgar!
One of the alien ambushers is found.
Ripper and Slips kill it.
Hartman patches Slips up.
KickAss spots...
...and he and PrzeSzkoda dispose of another hostile.
MXXI and Malakalov pick up weapons better suited to battling the green aliens from their stunned teammates.
The last ambusher remaining alive wounds U-Cat who becomes unconscious!
Malakalov immediately tends to U-Cat's wounds.
The Pope finds the alien responsible.
He shoots it at point blank, but the alien merely grins and shoots back!
Fortunately the Pope survives and finishes the green beast off.
MMXI patches the Pope up.
Slips spots a hostile. It appears to be unarmed.
KickAss sees another one, and a weapon on the desert sand, confirming that the first one is unarmed.
After a long barrage, the unarmed alien is finally brought down by Hartman.
Malakalov spots two aliens in the UFO. One appears to be unarmed.
Ripper deals with the armed one.
The unarmed one comes closer to the door, right into...
...MMXI's sights!
Malakalov spots another unarmed green beast. It survives a blast and both it and Malakalov rush for the weapon on the ground!
The alien retreats back into the pyramid, but Malakalov is hot on it's heels.
He kills the creature.
MMXI exchanges fire with an alien. Both parties are wounded!
Ripper and MMXI corner the green beast in a room.
And Ripper ends its life there.
Mission accomplished!
Congratulations Comrade Malakalov
At last! Maybe now research will go *somewhat* faster!
Finally! After all these months of research!
But we still lack understanding of a certain element found within Mind Probes.
Fortunately the very first Sectoid Engineer we interrogated so long ago is still willing to share his knowledge of this "Elerium-115"
Selling our stockpile of Floater corpses and Mind Probes earns us a shitton of monies.
A new KwaCOM Rookie takes up a callsign.
Drakron is sent to intercept the UFO.
And he downs it. Seeing as how one third of Team Kwa is on hospital leave, Team Potato will be taking care of ground missions in the immediate future.
RECRUITMENT OPTIONS:
EuroCOM has now openings for:
2 Squaddies
7 Rookies
1 Tank/Cannon remote pilot
NorthAmCOM has now openings for:
4 Squaddies
4 Rookies
1 Tank/Rocket Lanucher remote pilot
AsiaCOM has now openings for:
2 Sargeants
2 Squaddies
8 Rookies
2 Tank/Cannon remote pilots
X-COM TROOPS ROSTER
As far as Chrysalid resilience goes, I had to bathe certain specimens in insane amounts of laser fire. I just failed to indicate that in the comments. Hopefully the quality of the comments for this update will be higher!
UPDATE 20
Team Kwa is again lead by all of it's officers
KickAss spots one of those tough green aliens.
He then discovers the UFO and two more big green men.
Hartman snipes the first hostile.
Azira disposes of another,
Slips wounds the third one, but is wounded in return!
Finally, the Pope dispatches the green beast.
KickAss discovers another one!
Half the team's concentrated fire brings it down.
Aliens fire at the team from both pyramids, but, miraculously, they miss!
That doesn't stop this alien from stunning Azira and Kazgar!
One of the alien ambushers is found.
Ripper and Slips kill it.
Hartman patches Slips up.
KickAss spots...
...and he and PrzeSzkoda dispose of another hostile.
MXXI and Malakalov pick up weapons better suited to battling the green aliens from their stunned teammates.
The last ambusher remaining alive wounds U-Cat who becomes unconscious!
Malakalov immediately tends to U-Cat's wounds.
The Pope finds the alien responsible.
He shoots it at point blank, but the alien merely grins and shoots back!
Fortunately the Pope survives and finishes the green beast off.
MMXI patches the Pope up.
Slips spots a hostile. It appears to be unarmed.
KickAss sees another one, and a weapon on the desert sand, confirming that the first one is unarmed.
After a long barrage, the unarmed alien is finally brought down by Hartman.
Malakalov spots two aliens in the UFO. One appears to be unarmed.
Ripper deals with the armed one.
The unarmed one comes closer to the door, right into...
...MMXI's sights!
Malakalov spots another unarmed green beast. It survives a blast and both it and Malakalov rush for the weapon on the ground!
The alien retreats back into the pyramid, but Malakalov is hot on it's heels.
He kills the creature.
MMXI exchanges fire with an alien. Both parties are wounded!
Ripper and MMXI corner the green beast in a room.
And Ripper ends its life there.
Mission accomplished!
Congratulations Comrade Malakalov
At last! Maybe now research will go *somewhat* faster!
Finally! After all these months of research!
But we still lack understanding of a certain element found within Mind Probes.
Fortunately the very first Sectoid Engineer we interrogated so long ago is still willing to share his knowledge of this "Elerium-115"
Selling our stockpile of Floater corpses and Mind Probes earns us a shitton of monies.
A new KwaCOM Rookie takes up a callsign.
Drakron is sent to intercept the UFO.
And he downs it. Seeing as how one third of Team Kwa is on hospital leave, Team Potato will be taking care of ground missions in the immediate future.
RECRUITMENT OPTIONS:
EuroCOM has now openings for:
2 Squaddies
7 Rookies
1 Tank/Cannon remote pilot
NorthAmCOM has now openings for:
4 Squaddies
4 Rookies
1 Tank/Rocket Lanucher remote pilot
AsiaCOM has now openings for:
2 Sargeants
2 Squaddies
8 Rookies
2 Tank/Cannon remote pilots
X-COM TROOPS ROSTER
Code:
EuroCOM
Korenzel Colonel
Bee Fighter pilot Interceptor-1
Spider Captain
Hellraiser III Captain
Gondolin Tank pilot
eklektyk II Sargeant
ironyuri Sargeant
Merkwurdigliebe II Sargeant
toastboy Sargeant
JoKa III Squaddie
Roxorowicz Squaddie
Jaedar Mk3 Squaddie
RK47 II Squaddie
NorthAmCOM
Ripper Commander
chzr Fighter pilot Interceptor-3
MMXI Jr Captain
Pope Amole Captain
KickAss Tank pilot
Hartman Sargeant
Azira II Sargeant
Slips III Sargeant
Malakalov Sargeant
U-Cat 2 Squaddie
Kazgar II Squaddie
PrzeSzkoda Squaddie
Desmodus III Squaddie
poundedanus III Rookie
AsiaCOM
TNO Colonel
Drakron Fighter Pilot Interceptor 4
Slaughter II Captain
Dextermorgan III Sargeant
RIP
Hellraiser Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
Jaedar Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
MMXI Squaddie
pounded_anus Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
dextermorgan Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
Malkal Captain
JoKa Sargeant
Azira Sargeant
Slaughter Squaddie
Slips Squaddie
Thrombone Squaddie
Desmondus Rotundus Squaddie
Derper Squaddie
Jaedar Jr Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
dextermorgan II Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
Merkwurdigliebe Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
Garfunkel Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
Desmondus II
eklektyk Captain
Hellraiser II Squaddie
Cheddar Squaddie
Lightbane Sargeant
U-Cat Squaddie
kazgar Squaddie
RK74 Sargeant
Mal Sargeant
Slips II Squaddie
JoKa II Sargeant
Roxorowski Commander
Darkbane Squaddie
Jaedar II Squaddie
Sergiu64 Sargeant
Thromclone Squaddie
golgepapaz Sargeant
Sergiu65 Squaddie (posthumous promotion)
pounded_anus II Sargeant
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