Let's press the button of awesome - Stolen memos found

[DraQ]

I expect this LP to redefine the word "awesome" !

It's a minor thing, but I find the pics slightly too large.

Agreed. It's not like the game is particularly detailed.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

You motherfucker, this was supposed to be my LP... filled with poor jokes and prisoner of ice references... Bah! There's always Twitcher 2.

 

[hoverdog]

Nice LP, will read this. A tip though: You don't need both the portrait and the name for the dialogue, just the portrait is preferable.


Also there's a fun game you can play with this LP. Try to pair the dialogue wheel option with what hawke says.

We'll take the bastards down with us.

the third response looks the most similar, and second the least, so my bet's on 2nd

 

[ghostdog]

I finally remembered that movie that came to mind when seeing Hawke :

Hawk the slayer

From what I recall it's an immensely entertaining and cheesy bad movie. Probably much better than DA2's plot.

 

[Jaesun]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

 

[DraQ]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

Jaesun, I wanted to ask you a question - do you too find the dwarf metrosexual insultingly faggy?

Because I would prefer to not have unknowingly developed severe homophobia.


Also, regarding evil chestspike of deadly hugz, they should also have spiked codpieces adding to rape damage in game. This would be extreme, grimdark and very, very mature.

 

[RK47]

Her lower assets are protected with chain meshes, yet the biggest ones are covered by cloth only.

 

[Gondolin]

Also, regarding evil chestspike of deadly hugz, they should also have spiked codpieces adding to rape damage in game. This would be extreme, grimdark and very, very mature.

Hawke's armor seems to have the same chest spike thing. It's probably there to direct blows toward the less protected areas of the inner arm.

 

[Fowyr]

What. The. Fuck.
This not running shoes and victim of road accident.

 

[DraQ]

Also, regarding evil chestspike of deadly hugz, they should also have spiked codpieces adding to rape damage in game. This would be extreme, grimdark and very, very mature.

Hawke's armor seems to have the same chest spike thing. It's probably there to direct blows toward the less protected areas of the inner arm.

An idea most wise!

 

[Jaesun]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

Jaesun, I wanted to ask you a question - do you too find the dwarf metrosexual insultingly faggy?

Because I would prefer to not have unknowingly developed severe homophobia.

LOL not at all. He just looks like a typical dumbfucking Bioware grimdark/mature Dwarf. At least CDP knows how to make Dwarves.

Also one suggestion for this LP (just my opinion) can you re-size the pics smaller say a 1024 size, in that the pics seem way to big and I have to scroll to read some of your comments on them (I use a 1280x1024 resolution when browsing the codex). They just do not really need to be that big. Just IMO.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Hate.

 

[RK47]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

Jaesun, I wanted to ask you a question - do you too find the dwarf metrosexual insultingly faggy?

Because I would prefer to not have unknowingly developed severe homophobia.

LOL not at all. He just looks like a typical dumbfucking Bioware grimdark/mature Dwarf. At least CDP knows how to make Dwarves.

Also one suggestion for this LP (just my opinion) can you re-size the pics smaller say a 1024 size, in that the pics seem way to big and I have to scroll to read some of your comments on them (I use a 1280x1024 resolution when browsing the codex). They just do not really need to be that big. Just IMO.

try zooming out?

i used to have the same issue when i have smaller monitors.

probably can't read his text, but meh, it's one workaround.

 

[Gondolin]

An idea most wise!

Isn't it awfully so?

 

[Jaesun]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

Jaesun, I wanted to ask you a question - do you too find the dwarf metrosexual insultingly faggy?

Because I would prefer to not have unknowingly developed severe homophobia.

LOL not at all. He just looks like a typical dumbfucking Bioware grimdark/mature Dwarf. At least CDP knows how to make Dwarves.

Also one suggestion for this LP (just my opinion) can you re-size the pics smaller say a 1024 size, in that the pics seem way to big and I have to scroll to read some of your comments on them (I use a 1280x1024 resolution when browsing the codex). They just do not really need to be that big. Just IMO.

try zooming out?

i used to have the same issue when i have smaller monitors.

probably can't read his text, but meh, it's one workaround.

Thank you sir. That does work, but yeah the text gets very small. Oh well. :/

 

[DraQ]

At least CDP knows how to make Dwarves.

This.

Unless you're trying to do something interesting and by interesting I mean Dwemer-grade, dwarwes are short burly bearded fellows who just don't give a fuck. They usually have penchant for metallurgy, mining and even advanced engineering and tend to prefer to-the-point kind of pleasures like eating and beer. But first of all, they are not subtle, have beards and don't give a fuck. If CDPR put a gay dwarf in Witcher, he would still be proper dwarf, and would be fully acceptable, because he too would not give a fuck and anyone giving too much fuck might end up with a bad case of axe-brainage anyway.

When bioware makes a gay dwarf, they make some kind of beardless, metrosexual attention manwhore abomination clearly not only giving a fuck but wanting everyone else to give a fuck too.
WTF is this shit?

Also one suggestion for this LP (just my opinion) can you re-size the pics smaller say a 1024 size, in that the pics seem way to big and I have to scroll to read some of your comments on them (I use a 1280x1024 resolution when browsing the codex). They just do not really need to be that big. Just IMO.

+1

 

[chzr]

too bad Something Awesome Hawke was too long

 

[Jaesun]

When bioware makes a gay dwarf, they make some kind of beardless, metrosexual attention manwhore abomination clearly not only giving a fuck but wanting everyone else to give a fuck too.
WTF is this shit?

As a Gay man I agree. They just need to fucking stop. period.

 

[DraQ]

When bioware makes a gay dwarf, they make some kind of beardless, metrosexual attention manwhore abomination clearly not only giving a fuck but wanting everyone else to give a fuck too.
WTF is this shit?

As a Gay man I agree. They just need to fucking stop. period.

Hey, can you, or someone else post the thread on bioboards that you find their portrayal of gay characters stereotypical and offensive?
Could yield some quality lulz.

 

[Jaesun]

Hey, can you, or someone else post the thread on bioboards that you find their portrayal of gay characters stereotypical and offensive?
Could yield some quality lulz.

I'm not banned on the forums there, but I hate that place, it's fucking scary. Anyways, this should probably be discussed else where, as we are spamming this LP up a bit too much.

Also MOAR UPDATE OF MOAR AWESOME PLS!!

 

[Elwro]

The faces... are all the characters undead?

 

[Radisshu]

 

[Overweight Manatee]

OMG SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!!!

Please continue good sir!

Jaesun, I wanted to ask you a question - do you too find the dwarf metrosexual insultingly faggy?

Because I would prefer to not have unknowingly developed severe homophobia.

LOL not at all. He just looks like a typical dumbfucking Bioware grimdark/mature Dwarf. At least CDP knows how to make Dwarves.

Also one suggestion for this LP (just my opinion) can you re-size the pics smaller say a 1024 size, in that the pics seem way to big and I have to scroll to read some of your comments on them (I use a 1280x1024 resolution when browsing the codex). They just do not really need to be that big. Just IMO.

try zooming out?

i used to have the same issue when i have smaller monitors.

probably can't read his text, but meh, it's one workaround.

Thank you sir. That does work, but yeah the text gets very small. Oh well. :/

The upside is you get 50% protection from SAN damage.

 

[Gondolin]

Also MOAR UPDATE OF MOAR AWESOME PLS!!

This. Mash that button, baby!

 

[DraQ]

Hey, can you, or someone else post the thread on bioboards that you find their portrayal of gay characters stereotypical and offensive?
Could yield some quality lulz.

I'm not banned on the forums there, but I hate that place, it's fucking scary. Anyways, this should probably be discussed else where, as we are spamming this LP up a bit too much.

Wiser words have never been spoken.


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