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Crispy™ Let's run rings around Blood Bowl F13 Season 8 - Three Codexers in Play Offs
- Thread starter RK47
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Sup guise.
MD3 - Eye of the Storm
This is going to be rough and unusual.
We're literally giving away every single inducement possible.
Wizard, bribe, halfling chef, two out of two super stars, babes.
I didn't bother looking. Either way, we're in for an interesting match tonight.
640TV vs 1880TV. A fair match IMO.
Keep in mind that coach Ramas is actually the winner of last season's tournament.
Yes, he considered his Skaven team too strong - and decided to bring in a halfling team instead.
A pity, would've made an interesting rematch since we rolled into the same division.
Pretty Buccaaneer's Bay arena.
Why is he in a rush? Oh, we're also forced to swap kit into a white uniform due to color clash.
Bleh.
Won the toss. Must be retarded if I pick Kick.
Soon as I set up...
Oh look, it's snowing. GFI rolls is made slightly more difficult (+1) and no long pass is possible.
Come to think of it, this is a slight advantage to our team who is more mobile.
I'm kinda annoyed I have to put my 2 guardsmen and ogre on the LoS, but I can't think of any reason why I want to keep my guardsmen elsewhere...
Kick off! And here comes the chef roll...
Time to move lads.
I love this, we're all in unison, and no one seems to be out of position.
And stabby makes that Diving Catch - saving us the trouble of a pick up roll.
Time to play!
Punch a hole, avoid the center. That's the primary objective today.
The center is an area with combined ST25 total. No human AV can withstand a firepower of that magnitude.
Hence we flood the hole, I get in position for an early TD - if he wants to believe it. Heh.
On the other side...
While LundB presents another dilemma on the right, he's going to move to a no tackle zone. He can't score in a turn, but he represents a future threat if they let him pass through unimpeded.
The rest...
Pulls it back to keep possession.
I end my turn.
MD3 - Eye of the Storm
This is going to be rough and unusual.
We're literally giving away every single inducement possible.
Wizard, bribe, halfling chef, two out of two super stars, babes.
I didn't bother looking. Either way, we're in for an interesting match tonight.
640TV vs 1880TV. A fair match IMO.
Keep in mind that coach Ramas is actually the winner of last season's tournament.
Yes, he considered his Skaven team too strong - and decided to bring in a halfling team instead.
A pity, would've made an interesting rematch since we rolled into the same division.
Pretty Buccaaneer's Bay arena.
Why is he in a rush? Oh, we're also forced to swap kit into a white uniform due to color clash.
Bleh.
Won the toss. Must be retarded if I pick Kick.
Soon as I set up...
Oh look, it's snowing. GFI rolls is made slightly more difficult (+1) and no long pass is possible.
Come to think of it, this is a slight advantage to our team who is more mobile.
I'm kinda annoyed I have to put my 2 guardsmen and ogre on the LoS, but I can't think of any reason why I want to keep my guardsmen elsewhere...
Kick off! And here comes the chef roll...
Time to move lads.
I love this, we're all in unison, and no one seems to be out of position.
And stabby makes that Diving Catch - saving us the trouble of a pick up roll.
Time to play!
Punch a hole, avoid the center. That's the primary objective today.
The center is an area with combined ST25 total. No human AV can withstand a firepower of that magnitude.
Hence we flood the hole, I get in position for an early TD - if he wants to believe it. Heh.
On the other side...
While LundB presents another dilemma on the right, he's going to move to a no tackle zone. He can't score in a turn, but he represents a future threat if they let him pass through unimpeded.
The rest...
Pulls it back to keep possession.
I end my turn.
MD03-02
Morg marks the free receiver, but doesn't blitz. Not sure why.
On other side of the field...
I don't understand this move, but it gives me such a huge advantage.
LundB should've been ignored or just marked with a throwaway halfling.
Bringing in three stunties to mark one guy who had no skill and almost no threat is just silly.
Back to the other side of the field, I heard the familiar sound of a Blitz being called...
Oh my. That's a nice setup there.
He sends a halfling first (Sea Urchin) to plug the gap for Gondolin to back into when pushed.
Leaving only one direction to go ... left. That would've meant Whitewolf would get crowd-surfed.
Risking an injury roll, with his Niggling Injury in effect. (+1 Injury Roll)
That's really bad, you know.
However... I have foreseen this.
Stand Firm neutralizes these pushbacks.
So no crowdsurf - nice try though.
What next, coach?
Oh, that's throw-teammate in action-
Holy shit. Bugger landed safely. That's one way to get close to ball carrier.
End of turn.
On other side of the field...
I don't understand this move, but it gives me such a huge advantage. LundB should've been ignored or just marked with a throwaway halfling.
Bringing in three stunties to mark one guy who had no skill and almost no threat is just silly.
Back to the other side of the field, I heard the familiar sound of a Blitz being called...
Oh my. That's a nice setup there.
He sends a halfling first (Sea Urchin) to plug the gap for Gondolin to back into when pushed.
Leaving only one direction to go ... left. That would've meant Whitewolf would get crowd-surfed.
Risking an injury roll, with his Niggling Injury in effect. (+1 Injury Roll)
That's really bad, you know.
However... I have foreseen this.
Stand Firm neutralizes these pushbacks.
So no crowdsurf - nice try though.What next, coach?
Oh, that's throw-teammate in action-
Holy shit. Bugger landed safely. That's one way to get close to ball carrier.
End of turn.
MD03-03
Our turn.
So many choices to screw up.
Oh well, I'll do this. Nothing wrong with Tackle Blitz, right?
Both blitzers only getting pushes off their blocks. I am disappoint.
Gonna try marking some trees.
I really don't like leaving them too free to walk about, it's 2 MA, but it's still a lot of presence.
People laugh about Halfling ST2 but still gets frustrated when dice results are just push or defender stumbles.
XenomorphII knows the feeling.
Whatever, stabby still secure with the ball.
With the safe moves done, it's time to do slightly dicey ones...
I don't like leaving AV7 next to ST6.
Nyah nyah.
Don't think LundB is into midget porn either...
Suck it.
Yeah, he's running from three midget dicks.
That's how Alpha our team is.
I end my turn.
So many choices to screw up.
Oh well, I'll do this. Nothing wrong with Tackle Blitz, right?
Both blitzers only getting pushes off their blocks. I am disappoint.
Gonna try marking some trees.
I really don't like leaving them too free to walk about, it's 2 MA, but it's still a lot of presence.
People laugh about Halfling ST2 but still gets frustrated when dice results are just push or defender stumbles.
XenomorphII knows the feeling.
Whatever, stabby still secure with the ball.
With the safe moves done, it's time to do slightly dicey ones...
I don't like leaving AV7 next to ST6.
Nyah nyah.
Don't think LundB is into midget porn either...
Suck it.
Yeah, he's running from three midget dicks.
That's how Alpha our team is.
I end my turn.
MD03-04
Everytime I click end turn I just wince at the 2D blocks they're about to get.
Jaedar's not getting touched.
Xenomorph can't even mark shit. These little dudes are slow, but can dodge as good as us.
Not sure why he really wants LundB's cock though.
Oh well, back to 2D blocks...
They really want his dick.
Here comes another midget bomb.
Oh, fail-aborted the throw.
Huh, a wake up blitz? On who?
Nice, squeezing that 2D block against catcher...
Clever, but...
Sucks to be you.
Jaedar's not getting touched.
Xenomorph can't even mark shit. These little dudes are slow, but can dodge as good as us.
Not sure why he really wants LundB's cock though.
Oh well, back to 2D blocks...
They really want his dick.
Here comes another midget bomb.
Oh, fail-aborted the throw.
Huh, a wake up blitz? On who?
Nice, squeezing that 2D block against catcher...
Clever, but...
Sucks to be you.
MD03-05
I'm just gonna delay the TD.
While blitz tackling as many halfling as I can. His team sacrificed everything for the inducements, including his roster.
That's his weakness.
Only a push. Disappointing.
Back to marking.
Let's try our luck a bit. One die block then 4-assist foul on AV10.
This sounds too stupid to work.
Nice try.
Elsewhere...
Oh no, can't let them have LundB's dick.
Reroll!
Pushed as the clock zeroes!
Illusion maintained. He is my key player. He is totally doing something important.
Hence keep him marked at all time, halflings!
While blitz tackling as many halfling as I can. His team sacrificed everything for the inducements, including his roster.
That's his weakness.
Only a push. Disappointing.
Back to marking.
Let's try our luck a bit. One die block then 4-assist foul on AV10.
This sounds too stupid to work.
Nice try.
Elsewhere...
Oh no, can't let them have LundB's dick.
Reroll!
Pushed as the clock zeroes!
Illusion maintained. He is my key player. He is totally doing something important.
Hence keep him marked at all time, halflings!
MD3-06
Yet another V-10 Rocket.
This one didn't land smoothly but there's no turnover.
Oh boy.
Still alive.
One tree fucked his take root roll. 4eva alone.
Heard a blitz klaxon... wha-
Come on-
Sorry, pal.
*Reroll*
He tries a go for it to reach out to the ball and-
Slipped and badly hurt himself. But that was his last Team Reroll spent on a 1D block.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry since the ball is next to that ST7 Tree...
This one didn't land smoothly but there's no turnover.
Oh boy.
Still alive.
One tree fucked his take root roll. 4eva alone.
Heard a blitz klaxon... wha-
Come on-
Sorry, pal.
*Reroll*
He tries a go for it to reach out to the ball and-
Slipped and badly hurt himself. But that was his last Team Reroll spent on a 1D block.
Not sure whether to laugh or cry since the ball is next to that ST7 Tree...
MD3-07
No choice for eklektyk but to get up and get punched.
Gondolin too.
Elsewhere, Lund's midget romance just never ends...
Back to blitzing stunties...
Little bastards kept dodging...
At least I pushed him next to Ogre, so he can try to..
C'mon do you want to win this game or not?!
Sending Azira to manmark the free V-10 Rocket. Don't want them to keep sending more onto the ball zone.
Meanwhile Humppalekka will have to extract a bomb.
Score!
Doge!
Like a pro. I think the white kit is helping us in this blizzard. We're as good as snow elves.
Heck, I just dodged again. Nonchalance, bitches.
Jaedar, you too.
Yeah, we're elving the fucking plays now.
I end my turn.
Gondolin too.
Elsewhere, Lund's midget romance just never ends...
Back to blitzing stunties...
Little bastards kept dodging...
At least I pushed him next to Ogre, so he can try to..
C'mon do you want to win this game or not?!Sending Azira to manmark the free V-10 Rocket. Don't want them to keep sending more onto the ball zone.
Meanwhile Humppalekka will have to extract a bomb.
Score!
Doge!
Like a pro. I think the white kit is helping us in this blizzard. We're as good as snow elves.
Heck, I just dodged again. Nonchalance, bitches.
Jaedar, you too.
Yeah, we're elving the fucking plays now.
I end my turn.
MD3-08
After that round of doge, we're now back to being punching bags again...
Staying alive.
Uh oh, the V-10 rocket escaped...
Whoa, whoa-
I love this game. No turnover, but that's another midget badly hurt.
More punching -
C'mon AV8...
Halfling coach is not discouraged, parking another rocket ready for launch next turn...
Ugh. Dodgy bastards.
You're just a halfling - Humppalekka isn't as weak as stabby... he has ST3!
Oh.
How do they keep getting lucky at these 1D take downs?
Staying alive.
Uh oh, the V-10 rocket escaped...
Whoa, whoa-
I love this game. No turnover, but that's another midget badly hurt.More punching -
C'mon AV8...
Halfling coach is not discouraged, parking another rocket ready for launch next turn...
Ugh. Dodgy bastards.
You're just a halfling - Humppalekka isn't as weak as stabby... he has ST3!
Oh.
How do they keep getting lucky at these 1D take downs?
MD3-09
Had enough of this shit.
Stuns that little B.
Humppalekka gets up, but I'm not risking a dodge.
Ogre breaks bonehead to mark.
Jaedar stops playing around with Morg.
Telling stabby to get up and get the ball.
No problems.
Elsewhere...
Midget porn just keeps going...
Time to do the doge again.
Snow elves!
I end my turn.
Stuns that little B.
Humppalekka gets up, but I'm not risking a dodge.
Ogre breaks bonehead to mark.
Jaedar stops playing around with Morg.
Telling stabby to get up and get the ball.
No problems.
Elsewhere...
Midget porn just keeps going...
Time to do the doge again.
Snow elves!
I end my turn.
MD3-10
No pain, no gain, eklektyk stunned but still in the game.
Oh, finally.
Another casualty inflcted by the White Wolf.
Ogre - with a rare blitz...
Nothing going. Sigh. That 3 SPP is gonna haunt me forever.
Meanwhile, midget porn.
Yeah. That's enough for this turn.
No pain, no gain, eklektyk stunned but still in the game.
Oh, finally.
Another casualty inflcted by the White Wolf.
Ogre - with a rare blitz...
Nothing going. Sigh. That 3 SPP is gonna haunt me forever.
Meanwhile, midget porn.
Yeah. That's enough for this turn.
MD3-11
Why blitz again?
Oh well, stuns Azira.
Jimmy Olsen with the dodge...
I'm so scared man.
Gondolin is just gonna limp to the TD zone and hopefully someone will be stupid enough to try and mark him.
LundB just can't let it go.
Xeno's gonna free the ball carrier...
Down, Jimmy.
Here today, gone next turn.
End my turn.
Suddenly...
I cry.
Thought I heard something, oh well.
Oh shi-
Mama.
That's fine.
Jasede's boyfriend survived a tree branch on his face as the enemy's turn end.
Our turn, there's only one thing left to do...
One dodge.
Look behind, tell everyone you've made it.
Show them how awesome you are.
Knights take the 1-0 lead right at the final turn.
Oh well, stuns Azira.
Jimmy Olsen with the dodge...
I'm so scared man.
Gondolin is just gonna limp to the TD zone and hopefully someone will be stupid enough to try and mark him.
LundB just can't let it go.
Xeno's gonna free the ball carrier...
Down, Jimmy.
Here today, gone next turn.
End my turn.
Suddenly...
I cry.
Thought I heard something, oh well.
Oh shi-
Mama.
That's fine.
Jasede's boyfriend survived a tree branch on his face as the enemy's turn end.
Our turn, there's only one thing left to do...
One dodge.
Look behind, tell everyone you've made it.
Show them how awesome you are.
Knights take the 1-0 lead right at the final turn.
MD3-12
4 Halflings down.
I'm taking a nap on the pen.
The halflings have one last turn left on this half. They can try scoring but I'm ready.
I'm also aware they have a brutal LOS for receiving setups. So I hired two new players for this match: muckguppy and Fagsalom.
Yeah, theirs is an explosive debut. Hurr durr.
All for one, one for all.
They got a reroll, good, hopefully this pushes them to play for TD instead of bashing the LOS fodder.
Who am I kidding?
Well done. All three survived.
Liberty Lad gets the ball...
Makes a throw!
That dude doesn't look right.
But realizes that Throw Teammate counts as a passing action hence you cannot do this twice.
I knew this. I remembered Lamaros suffering from the same issue last season on Match Day 1.
His loss, our gain.
Oh wait, sensing that he can't throw-teammate with Morg, he decides to blitz Hellraiser.
Oh well.
One out of three isn't so bad.
Whoah, what. He just fouled Hellraiser. Frustation?
Half time as the Knights try to survive the storm.
4 Halflings down.
I'm taking a nap on the pen.
The halflings have one last turn left on this half. They can try scoring but I'm ready.
I'm also aware they have a brutal LOS for receiving setups. So I hired two new players for this match: muckguppy and Fagsalom.
Yeah, theirs is an explosive debut. Hurr durr.
All for one, one for all.
They got a reroll, good, hopefully this pushes them to play for TD instead of bashing the LOS fodder.
Who am I kidding?
Well done. All three survived.
Liberty Lad gets the ball...
Makes a throw!
That dude doesn't look right.
But realizes that Throw Teammate counts as a passing action hence you cannot do this twice.
I knew this. I remembered Lamaros suffering from the same issue last season on Match Day 1.
His loss, our gain.
Oh wait, sensing that he can't throw-teammate with Morg, he decides to blitz Hellraiser.
Oh well.
One out of three isn't so bad.
Whoah, what. He just fouled Hellraiser.
Frustation?
Half time as the Knights try to survive the storm.
MD3-13
Hey I feel better now - but I won't play next drive.
For defensive drives, I opted to take out all catchers from the line up.
No point in lowering our strength. We don't need the speed. The halflings are slow enough for our lino to match.
The LOS can be filled with two rookies and ... I guess eklektyk will have to survive somehow.
Kicking-
Chef takes 2 RR and leaves us with 1.
Fair enough.
Gonna try to stop the stunties from getting to the ball. But we never fielded any catchers, so not much speed here...
Punching.
Just a push. Bah!
End my turn as the ball lands upfield.
For defensive drives, I opted to take out all catchers from the line up.
No point in lowering our strength. We don't need the speed. The halflings are slow enough for our lino to match.
The LOS can be filled with two rookies and ... I guess eklektyk will have to survive somehow.
Kicking-
Chef takes 2 RR and leaves us with 1.
Fair enough.
Gonna try to stop the stunties from getting to the ball. But we never fielded any catchers, so not much speed here...
Punching.
Just a push. Bah!
End my turn as the ball lands upfield.
MD3-14
Eating 3D blocks here...
Eklektyk didn't survive a turn.
Uh oh.
Two down in one turn.
The bash over, the halfies picks the ball.
Hands over the ball!
Goes to the center for max protection!
Oh boy, please don't hurt him.
Whew. Thick skull saved him from getting KO'ed. Would've been pretty down on players if that happened.
We're not out of the woods yet... but so far we can cope with the damage.
Eklektyk didn't survive a turn.
Uh oh.
Two down in one turn.
The bash over, the halfies picks the ball.
Hands over the ball!
Goes to the center for max protection!
Oh boy, please don't hurt him.
Whew. Thick skull saved him from getting KO'ed. Would've been pretty down on players if that happened.
We're not out of the woods yet... but so far we can cope with the damage.
MD3-15
Dat cage.
There's a way to pick off the soft center. Ever heard of assist-cancelling?
See, a player can only assist if he's marking no one.
So if we put in even a ST3 next to ST6 player...
Like that...
We can still blitz the center for 2D block!
KO, but the ball is no pick up zone.
No problem, we just gotta go after their little ones. That are outside the big ones' protection.
While getting as many people next to the ball.
Shit can happen, and I want Xenomorph to be at least free to pick up any flying halflings that gets thrown past us.
I end my turn.
There's a way to pick off the soft center. Ever heard of assist-cancelling?
See, a player can only assist if he's marking no one.
So if we put in even a ST3 next to ST6 player...
Like that...
We can still blitz the center for 2D block!
KO, but the ball is no pick up zone.
No problem, we just gotta go after their little ones. That are outside the big ones' protection.
While getting as many people next to the ball.
Shit can happen, and I want Xenomorph to be at least free to pick up any flying halflings that gets thrown past us.
I end my turn.
MD3-16
You know what I'm worried most isn't really the 3D blocks.
It's the MIGHTY BLOW blocks.
They effectively turn our AV8 into AV7.
And since all 4 mega blockers have M.Blow, we're taking severe risks every turn.
Yeah, Angelo is stunned. Could've been worse.
Some fortune finally.
Won't last.
Morg Blitzes!
Whitewolf just called all that result. Not even a push.
Little guy dodges out to try a pickup!
Failed! Turn over as it bounces to his fellow partner who catches the ball!
Thanks, shorty.
We'll take that, thank you.
Tsk. Not gonna blow the reroll.
Ugh. It went to another halfling!
White wolf, clean up that mess.
Yeah another KO.
Still no easy way to the ball.
I end my turn.
It's the MIGHTY BLOW blocks.
They effectively turn our AV8 into AV7.
And since all 4 mega blockers have M.Blow, we're taking severe risks every turn.
Yeah, Angelo is stunned. Could've been worse.
Some fortune finally.
Won't last.
Morg Blitzes!
Whitewolf just called all that result. Not even a push.
Little guy dodges out to try a pickup!
Failed! Turn over as it bounces to his fellow partner who catches the ball!
Thanks, shorty.
We'll take that, thank you.
Tsk. Not gonna blow the reroll.
Ugh. It went to another halfling!
White wolf, clean up that mess.
Yeah another KO.
Still no easy way to the ball.
I end my turn.
MD3-17
Please live.
At least fucking stay on the field.
Yeah take that! They burned a reroll. Pushed!
The rookies are surviving well.
Uh oh, Whitewolf...
Still alive! Halfling tries a dodge for pick up and...
Clocked by the Ogre!
Stunned for a turnover!
Our turn!
Maybe it's time for Xeno to head in.
Nah, let the rookie thrower play.
Only gets a push, but the ball bounces again. Now only marked by a single halfling!
Gondolin will go left now.
Oh finally, Ogre hitting the right dice.
Bah, no injury.
Jaedar gonna dodge out.
Le Nonchalance as we end our turn.
Please live.
At least fucking stay on the field.
Yeah take that! They burned a reroll. Pushed!
The rookies are surviving well.
Uh oh, Whitewolf...
Still alive! Halfling tries a dodge for pick up and...
Clocked by the Ogre!
Stunned for a turnover!
Our turn!
Maybe it's time for Xeno to head in.
Nah, let the rookie thrower play.
Only gets a push, but the ball bounces again. Now only marked by a single halfling!
Gondolin will go left now.
Oh finally, Ogre hitting the right dice.
Bah, no injury.
Jaedar gonna dodge out.
Le Nonchalance as we end our turn.
MD3-18
Seriously. Give us a break.
Not ... that kind of break.
...y'know what? I'm done crying.
SERIOUSLY?!
Oh, to hells with you then!
Two blitzers dead in two matches played. Fuck.
No more deaths please.
Halfling tries a pick up at -1 and...
Failed. We get to play!
Numbers are dwindling I better score soon.
Time for Xeno to get in play.
Oh, FFS.
Pushed him to the ball and-
Best bounce ever as Jaedar caught it.
Do we even need to think about this?
100% dodge rate.
Even the Ogre is too shocked to move.
That's it. We win, time to evac all essential personnel from the war zone.
Nobody else dies please.
His turn - and he tries for another throw-teammate.
Failed, but no injury.
Phew. A break.
Blitz Klaxon- where?!
Omg he's attacking Xenomorph!?!
I believe in AV8.
He ends his turn.
Not gonna bother to get up next turn.
Guppy, go kill that last hobbit.
Just a push!?
Fucking...
Pushes!
Seriously. Give us a break.
Not ... that kind of break.
...y'know what? I'm done crying.
SERIOUSLY?!
Oh, to hells with you then!
Two blitzers dead in two matches played. Fuck.
No more deaths please.
Halfling tries a pick up at -1 and...
Failed. We get to play!
Numbers are dwindling I better score soon.
Time for Xeno to get in play.
Oh, FFS.
Pushed him to the ball and-
Best bounce ever as Jaedar caught it.
Do we even need to think about this?
100% dodge rate.
Even the Ogre is too shocked to move.
That's it. We win, time to evac all essential personnel from the war zone.
Nobody else dies please.
His turn - and he tries for another throw-teammate.
Failed, but no injury.
Phew. A break.
Blitz Klaxon- where?!
Omg he's attacking Xenomorph!?!
I believe in AV8.
He ends his turn.
Not gonna bother to get up next turn.
Guppy, go kill that last hobbit.
Just a push!?
Fucking...
Pushes!
MD3-19
Blocks just keep coming...
Jesus.
SCUD launched~!
Final play! He lands safely! Wants to dodge out to blitz at another angle!
Thanks, now lemme crown my ass as the new champ.
2-0!
COME GET SOME!
All that death, all that running!
Just to win against a 660TV halfling!
As I ponder the final LOS setup, I knew I had to step up.
I'm the only replaceable player left in the team.
No player is bigger than the team. Death takes us all in equal measure.
RIP, Gondolin.
This is it...
Hah, I live.
Hang in there, bros.
We're all survivors here.
Halfling goes for pick up and...
It's over! Full time!
Much Blood and Bowl.
But it's 2-0 in the end for Knights of Codexia after turns of running and running.
Rookie Muckguppy tipped to be the next big player.
What a debut.
Blocks just keep coming...
Jesus.
SCUD launched~!
Final play! He lands safely! Wants to dodge out to blitz at another angle!
Thanks, now lemme crown my ass as the new champ.
2-0!
COME GET SOME!
All that death, all that running!
Just to win against a 660TV halfling!
As I ponder the final LOS setup, I knew I had to step up.
I'm the only replaceable player left in the team.
No player is bigger than the team. Death takes us all in equal measure.
RIP, Gondolin.
This is it...
Hah, I live.
Hang in there, bros.
We're all survivors here.
Halfling goes for pick up and...
It's over! Full time!
Much Blood and Bowl.
But it's 2-0 in the end for Knights of Codexia after turns of running and running.
Rookie Muckguppy tipped to be the next big player.
What a debut.
Post Match Stats
Stats tell the whole story.
Sidekicks threw 45 Blocks vs Knights' 31 and successfuly did more than 75% of their blocks.
We're just extremely lucky not to get more hurt out there.
Knights barely scoring 33% of their block in contrast.
And people tell me that inducements can't cover weaknesses.
Stats tell the whole story.
Sidekicks threw 45 Blocks vs Knights' 31 and successfuly did more than 75% of their blocks.
We're just extremely lucky not to get more hurt out there.
Knights barely scoring 33% of their block in contrast.
And people tell me that inducements can't cover weaknesses.
Roxor just played and...
Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Roxorowski: im aboot to play
Roxorowski: drogg
Roxorowski: if yuo wanna watch
R.K XLVII: I shall witness Humanity's Rise to Power
Roxorowski: silly question:
Roxorowski: will it be effective
Roxorowski: if I put a "double" los line
R.K XLVII: if u wanna exploit frenzy , set up rookie lino on LOS
R.K XLVII: and then setup guard men behind the LOS
Roxorowski: yea
Roxorowski: that was
Roxorowski: my plan
Roxorowski:
R.K XLVII: so they think they get good deal - but they're not
R.K XLVII: put Ogre behind LOS
Roxorowski: yes
Roxorowski: i've never actually played
Roxorowski: vs khorne
R.K XLVII: just dont let their big guy blitz freely
Roxorowski: yeah
R.K XLVII: let him have ur worthless player
R.K XLVII: else he injures ogre and u play with disadvantage
R.K XLVII: 2 RR
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he can be beat.
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: thrower need to prioritize safety
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: that fucking
Roxorowski: pitch invasion
R.K XLVII: shd've hung back n earn 1 SPP from free catch practice
R.K XLVII: it's nothig
R.K XLVII: u recovered well
R.K XLVII: just the thrower shdn't go so forward
R.K XLVII: n don't let the catchers marked on turn 1
R.K XLVII: they're not cheap catchers anymore
R.K XLVII: they deserve the safety
R.K XLVII: dafug u got no subtitute?
R.K XLVII: -.-;
Roxorowski: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN MONEY?
R.K XLVII: 50k
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: thrower marked
R.K XLVII: Aieeeee
R.K XLVII: i see a hole
R.K XLVII: punch the mid out
R.K XLVII: AG5 dodge
R.K XLVII: throw/handover to Major Minor
R.K XLVII: and run with the ball
R.K XLVII: doGE
R.K XLVII: THROW
R.K XLVII: gud
R.K XLVII: now his Big guy is stranded
R.K XLVII: he cannot risk a dodge with just 2 RR
R.K XLVII: hah he didn't even dare to blitz..
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: i'd have blitzed
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: derp
R.K XLVII: dont play 2 lines when vs khorne
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: GOOD
R.K XLVII: 1 RR gone
Roxorowski: wat
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: dont panic
R.K XLVII: u got this
R.K XLVII: move ogre
R.K XLVII: dont blitz
R.K XLVII: Corp. Punishment is free.
R.K XLVII: hah
R.K XLVII: 0 RR
R.K XLVII: u got this
Roxorowski: :m
R.K XLVII: just pick ur blitz carefully
Roxorowski: i
R.K XLVII: its ok
Roxorowski: dont have this
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: dodge out major minor
R.K XLVII: he got enough MA to mark
R.K XLVII: u got 3 RR
R.K XLVII: burn it now
R.K XLVII: clutch
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: dis gon suk
Roxorowski: a lot
R.K XLVII: no.
R.K XLVII: not yet
R.K XLVII: nobody died yet
R.K XLVII: u can still dodge out
R.K XLVII: no problem
Roxorowski: mark with cloth
Roxorowski: blitz with merc?
R.K XLVII: possible.
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: loner reroll is bitch
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: i rather blitz with cloth
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: ugh
Roxorowski: bloody bleedin blimey
Roxorowski: already 3 down
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: whatever u do
Roxorowski: GAHAHA
R.K XLVII: stay out from 2 tiles
R.K XLVII: major
R.K XLVII: DODGE N BLITZ
R.K XLVII: 1D is enough
Roxorowski: NOP
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: bro
Roxorowski: wait
R.K XLVII: why did u use him
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: FUCK
Roxorowski: i forgot
Roxorowski: the blitzer could
Roxorowski: doge
Roxorowski: ;_;
R.K XLVII: yea
R.K XLVII: ugh
R.K XLVII: live n learn
R.K XLVII: he needs to TD now
R.K XLVII: if u dont force him to TD u'r missing out on the KO recovery
R.K XLVII: ..shit
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: all in
R.K XLVII: now play risk
R.K XLVII: put all on his weakest side, leave thrower at center for pickup
R.K XLVII: u want a fast TD this is the only way
R.K XLVII: it could backfire
R.K XLVII: it's all or nothing
R.K XLVII: wow
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: i duno wtf is going on anymore
R.K XLVII: but u got better deal now
R.K XLVII: GO FOR IT
R.K XLVII: get assist in, punch a hole and setup catcher to TD on next turn
R.K XLVII: leave pick up last
R.K XLVII: DEAD last
R.K XLVII: NO NONO NONONONO
R.K XLVII: AWAAAGH
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: omfg
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: mark that cultist n demon
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: all RR gone
R.K XLVII: it's do or die
R.K XLVII: Ahahaha
R.K XLVII: he;'s pussy
Roxorowski: YES
R.K XLVII: there we go
R.K XLVII: wrestle santino n TD
R.K XLVII: HAH
R.K XLVII: all urs
R.K XLVII: td now
R.K XLVII: phew
Roxorowski: UP YOURS MOFO
Roxorowski: @____@
R.K XLVII: ...
R.K XLVII: just ...
R.K XLVII: watch for doge tiles
R.K XLVII: no more silly error like just now
R.K XLVII: loner rr
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: is superbly un-doge
R.K XLVII: god its 4 am
R.K XLVII: why the fuck
Roxorowski: shit
R.K XLVII: is your player.
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: perfect defence
R.K XLVII: AHAHAHAH
Roxorowski: left me
Roxorowski: confus
Roxorowski: :m
R.K XLVII: oh god
R.K XLVII: he must be thinking
R.K XLVII: wtf is this guy
R.K XLVII: it must be a trap
Roxorowski: prob
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: phew
R.K XLVII: why did he even aim at ur thrower
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: fuck
R.K XLVII: ...
R.K XLVII: hmm
R.K XLVII: just KO
R.K XLVII: next half
R.K XLVII: force him to TD quickly
R.K XLVII: try to aim for one player to injure
Roxorowski: ha
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: WTF
R.K XLVII: this guy is a retar
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: 11 v 10
R.K XLVII: u still got a shot
R.K XLVII: but adopt defensive move
R.K XLVII: don't let them blitz ur prize player
R.K XLVII: let the los die
R.K XLVII: they still blitz with 4 ST
R.K XLVII: don't put the blitzers up there
Roxorowski: dude
R.K XLVII:
Roxorowski: YOLO
R.K XLVII: GLHF
R.K XLVII: hopefulyl they will spend 8 player to beat ur 6
Roxorowski: np dis gon be gud
R.K XLVII: then ur 4 can try to make something happen with 8 MA
R.K XLVII: kick short if u got balls
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: wtf
R.K XLVII: is up with the dice
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: LOL
R.K XLVII: HAHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: well done crowd
R.K XLVII: i dunno wtf is going on anymore
Roxorowski: i am
Roxorowski: laughing
Roxorowski: my ass off
R.K XLVII: see him panicking
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: good good
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: run the catchers through the holes at the side
R.K XLVII: next turn
R.K XLVII: that will create dilemma
Roxorowski: derp
R.K XLVII: keep them away from 2 tiles
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: JHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: AHHAHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: YAEAHHHH
R.K XLVII: RAPE THE GOD OF FORTUNE
R.K XLVII: UR BORN FOR TYHIS KID
R.K XLVII: if he fail a pick up, he's done for
R.K XLVII: 2 RR
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: its 'ok
R.K XLVII: blitz santino
R.K XLVII: u got the RR
R.K XLVII: burn it
R.K XLVII: Mighty blow his ass
R.K XLVII: the LOS is crumbling
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: u got 3 man advantage in center
R.K XLVII: bash till the ball comes near
R.K XLVII: pretend u are happy with draw
R.K XLVII: once he thinks he can send a half ass cage
R.K XLVII: rape his ass
Roxorowski: meh
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: dangerzone
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: LOL
Roxorowski: r00fles
R.K XLVII: Smasha
R.K XLVII: Did his job
R.K XLVII: u got 2 choices
R.K XLVII: rescue CP
R.K XLVII: or punch hole
R.K XLVII: and ball threat
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: locked down 2 with 1
R.K XLVII: MS can try rescuing CP
R.K XLVII: push him next to ogre
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: G.Specific
R.K XLVII: Right flank
R.K XLVII: circle around
R.K XLVII: show intent u want the ball
R.K XLVII: Cloth too dodge out
R.K XLVII: 2 of them can create srs threat
R.K XLVII: Yeahhh
R.K XLVII: burn that ground
R.K XLVII: Specific Go for it imo
R.K XLVII: BALLSY
R.K XLVII: I like
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: now u got him cornered
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: look at him
R.K XLVII: doing stupid shit
Roxorowski: if you say so
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: u can blitz him next turn
R.K XLVII: Corp. Punish
R.K XLVII: can mark his face
R.K XLVII: Cloth gets his ass
R.K XLVII: Cloth takes his side
Roxorowski: hueheuheau
R.K XLVII: See
R.K XLVII: he's done for
R.K XLVII: M. Surgery save RR for GFI
R.K XLVII: GO FOR IT
R.K XLVII: UR BORN FOR THIS KID
R.K XLVII: YEAH
R.K XLVII: JUST AS PLANNED
R.K XLVII: WHAT DID I TELL YA
R.K XLVII: HE GOT NOTHING NOW
R.K XLVII: u even have a half cage
R.K XLVII: 2-1 at Turn 15
R.K XLVII: no earlier
R.K XLVII: u can do it
R.K XLVII: it's text book
R.K XLVII: he lost the bash war
R.K XLVII: and the speed war
R.K XLVII: he lost everything
R.K XLVII: despair is written all over
R.K XLVII: mark dalton dodge blitz.
R.K XLVII: is what im guiessing
R.K XLVII: HAHAHAHA
Roxorowski: GAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: FOOL
R.K XLVII: WHAT A RETARD
R.K XLVII: Run past, but avoid 2 tiles off field
R.K XLVII: u can go forward or backward
R.K XLVII: ur choice
Roxorowski: I can blitz
Roxorowski: the herald
Roxorowski: with a lino
Roxorowski: HAHAHAHAHA
Roxorowski: nvm
R.K XLVII: HAH
Roxorowski: with a blitzer
R.K XLVII: u can run back or front
R.K XLVII: it's up to u
R.K XLVII: it's ur game
R.K XLVII: finish it Anakin
R.K XLVII: ballsy handover will complete the win
Roxorowski: FUK
Roxorowski: what
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: did i just do
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: its ok
R.K XLVII: u marked2 player with 3
R.K XLVII: it's a good move
R.K XLVII: now move CP FORWARD
R.K XLVII: THEN DODGE OUT CLOTH TO FOLLOW HIM
R.K XLVII: GAME SET MATCH
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: panzer
R.K XLVII: punch
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: do not spend any more RR
Roxorowski: fuk
R.K XLVII: well done
Roxorowski: hsoulda
Roxorowski: followed
Roxorowski: the BT
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: u shdn't
R.K XLVII: u force him to Blitz
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he cant blitz ur Ball carrier
R.K XLVII: so it's gg
R.K XLVII: nothing pisses off a Big Guy with nothing to hit
R.K XLVII: and having no blitz to spend
Roxorowski: dump off y/n
R.K XLVII: no
Roxorowski: if he gets blitzed
R.K XLVII: move catcher to end zone 1 tile
R.K XLVII: if u got balls
Roxorowski: gahahahahah
R.K XLVII: HAHHAHA
R.K XLVII: nvm
R.K XLVII: mark and close shop
R.K XLVII: u won
R.K XLVII: self defeated
R.K XLVII: dont even need to blitz
R.K XLVII: if u want use key to blitz n reposition to mark
R.K XLVII: nthat will free specific
R.K XLVII: so he can move ahead to mark another guy
R.K XLVII: closer to the ball
R.K XLVII: its urs to lose
R.K XLVII: panzer punch
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: surgery punch
R.K XLVII: GOOD
R.K XLVII: TD in 2
Roxorowski: i guess i should score now
Roxorowski: nah
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: negative
Roxorowski: rather not
Roxorowski: risk it
Roxorowski: bro
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: MS and MM can mark
R.K XLVII: ij
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: its' ur game
Roxorowski: gahahahhaha
R.K XLVII: AHHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: srsly
R.K XLVII: retards stop wasting Blitz on Big Guys
Roxorowski: (y)
R.K XLVII: Take it in
R.K XLVII: TD
R.K XLVII: TD
Roxorowski: yeah
R.K XLVII: u just humiliated him
R.K XLVII: kick dead center
R.K XLVII: put loose defence 5 tiles from LOS
R.K XLVII: don't favor any side
R.K XLVII: equal distrib.
R.K XLVII: they dont' have the spd to score in 2
R.K XLVII: no RR too
R.K XLVII: further back
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: he got nothing to blitz cept for your LOS
R.K XLVII: lets hope panzer don't get a nasty foul
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: shite
R.K XLVII: GAHHH
R.K XLVII: how can this be
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: i duno what to say man
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he's betting it all on the big guy
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski:
R.K XLVII: THATS WHY I SAID KICK WELL
R.K XLVII: >_<
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: WHAT THE FUKC
Roxorowski: I DUN EVEN HAVE KICK
R.K XLVII: SHIT
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: there's a SAFE KICK
R.K XLVII: spot
R.K XLVII: that cannot go off field ever
R.K XLVII: oh my god
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: omgmgomgomgomgmog
Roxorowski: this
Roxorowski: might end
Roxorowski: badly
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: he still has to blitz to break a hole
R.K XLVII: cage his cage
Roxorowski: yea
Roxorowski: so uh
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: still 2 turns
Roxorowski: just setup
Roxorowski: no
Roxorowski: 1
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: mark all his corner
Roxorowski: how about i set up
Roxorowski: a double line
Roxorowski: of TZs
Roxorowski: he cant DODGE
R.K XLVII: u can do that
Roxorowski: with a fucking
Roxorowski: BT
R.K XLVII: wait a sec
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: mark his receivers
R.K XLVII: all 3
R.K XLVII: Wolf Hudosn / Santino / Matt
R.K XLVII: Zeb can't score
R.K XLVII: he needs a handover
R.K XLVII: 2 each
R.K XLVII: last player blitz
R.K XLVII: go for it
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: insya allah
Roxorowski: oh
Roxorowski: bollocks
R.K XLVII: no its ok
Roxorowski: he's gonna britz now
R.K XLVII: one wildanimal
R.K XLVII: n he's fucked
R.K XLVII: he can't blitz with his big guy
R.K XLVII: he need to handover
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: u win
R.K XLVII: he's a tard
R.K XLVII: he's a super tard
R.K XLVII: i told u
R.K XLVII: he needs to handover
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: foul it
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: foul the fuck out of it
R.K XLVII: HONOR DEMANDS IT
R.K XLVII: lol
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Sunday, December 22, 2013
Roxorowski: im aboot to play
Roxorowski: drogg
Roxorowski: if yuo wanna watch
R.K XLVII: I shall witness Humanity's Rise to Power
Roxorowski: silly question:
Roxorowski: will it be effective
Roxorowski: if I put a "double" los line
R.K XLVII: if u wanna exploit frenzy , set up rookie lino on LOS
R.K XLVII: and then setup guard men behind the LOS
Roxorowski: yea
Roxorowski: that was
Roxorowski: my plan
Roxorowski:
R.K XLVII: so they think they get good deal - but they're not
R.K XLVII: put Ogre behind LOS
Roxorowski: yes
Roxorowski: i've never actually played
Roxorowski: vs khorne
R.K XLVII: just dont let their big guy blitz freely
Roxorowski: yeah
R.K XLVII: let him have ur worthless player
R.K XLVII: else he injures ogre and u play with disadvantage
R.K XLVII: 2 RR
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he can be beat.
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: thrower need to prioritize safety
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: that fucking
Roxorowski: pitch invasion
R.K XLVII: shd've hung back n earn 1 SPP from free catch practice
R.K XLVII: it's nothig
R.K XLVII: u recovered well
R.K XLVII: just the thrower shdn't go so forward
R.K XLVII: n don't let the catchers marked on turn 1
R.K XLVII: they're not cheap catchers anymore
R.K XLVII: they deserve the safety
R.K XLVII: dafug u got no subtitute?
R.K XLVII: -.-;
Roxorowski: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SWIMMING IN MONEY?
R.K XLVII: 50k
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: thrower marked
R.K XLVII: Aieeeee
R.K XLVII: i see a hole
R.K XLVII: punch the mid out
R.K XLVII: AG5 dodge
R.K XLVII: throw/handover to Major Minor
R.K XLVII: and run with the ball
R.K XLVII: doGE
R.K XLVII: THROW
R.K XLVII: gud
R.K XLVII: now his Big guy is stranded
R.K XLVII: he cannot risk a dodge with just 2 RR
R.K XLVII: hah he didn't even dare to blitz..
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: i'd have blitzed
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: derp
R.K XLVII: dont play 2 lines when vs khorne
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: GOOD
R.K XLVII: 1 RR gone
Roxorowski: wat
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: dont panic
R.K XLVII: u got this
R.K XLVII: move ogre
R.K XLVII: dont blitz
R.K XLVII: Corp. Punishment is free.
R.K XLVII: hah
R.K XLVII: 0 RR
R.K XLVII: u got this
Roxorowski: :m
R.K XLVII: just pick ur blitz carefully
Roxorowski: i
R.K XLVII: its ok
Roxorowski: dont have this
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: dodge out major minor
R.K XLVII: he got enough MA to mark
R.K XLVII: u got 3 RR
R.K XLVII: burn it now
R.K XLVII: clutch
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: dis gon suk
Roxorowski: a lot
R.K XLVII: no.
R.K XLVII: not yet
R.K XLVII: nobody died yet
R.K XLVII: u can still dodge out
R.K XLVII: no problem
Roxorowski: mark with cloth
Roxorowski: blitz with merc?
R.K XLVII: possible.
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: loner reroll is bitch
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: i rather blitz with cloth
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: ugh
Roxorowski: bloody bleedin blimey
Roxorowski: already 3 down
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: whatever u do
Roxorowski: GAHAHA
R.K XLVII: stay out from 2 tiles
R.K XLVII: major
R.K XLVII: DODGE N BLITZ
R.K XLVII: 1D is enough
Roxorowski: NOP
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: bro
Roxorowski: wait
R.K XLVII: why did u use him
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: FUCK
Roxorowski: i forgot
Roxorowski: the blitzer could
Roxorowski: doge
Roxorowski: ;_;
R.K XLVII: yea
R.K XLVII: ugh
R.K XLVII: live n learn
R.K XLVII: he needs to TD now
R.K XLVII: if u dont force him to TD u'r missing out on the KO recovery
R.K XLVII: ..shit
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: all in
R.K XLVII: now play risk
R.K XLVII: put all on his weakest side, leave thrower at center for pickup
R.K XLVII: u want a fast TD this is the only way
R.K XLVII: it could backfire
R.K XLVII: it's all or nothing
R.K XLVII: wow
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: i duno wtf is going on anymore
R.K XLVII: but u got better deal now
R.K XLVII: GO FOR IT
R.K XLVII: get assist in, punch a hole and setup catcher to TD on next turn
R.K XLVII: leave pick up last
R.K XLVII: DEAD last
R.K XLVII: NO NONO NONONONO
R.K XLVII: AWAAAGH
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: omfg
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: mark that cultist n demon
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: all RR gone
R.K XLVII: it's do or die
R.K XLVII: Ahahaha
R.K XLVII: he;'s pussy
Roxorowski: YES
R.K XLVII: there we go
R.K XLVII: wrestle santino n TD
R.K XLVII: HAH
R.K XLVII: all urs
R.K XLVII: td now
R.K XLVII: phew
Roxorowski: UP YOURS MOFO
Roxorowski: @____@
R.K XLVII: ...
R.K XLVII: just ...
R.K XLVII: watch for doge tiles
R.K XLVII: no more silly error like just now
R.K XLVII: loner rr
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: is superbly un-doge
R.K XLVII: god its 4 am
R.K XLVII: why the fuck
Roxorowski: shit
R.K XLVII: is your player.
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: perfect defence
R.K XLVII: AHAHAHAH
Roxorowski: left me
Roxorowski: confus
Roxorowski: :m
R.K XLVII: oh god
R.K XLVII: he must be thinking
R.K XLVII: wtf is this guy
R.K XLVII: it must be a trap
Roxorowski: prob
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: XD
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: phew
R.K XLVII: why did he even aim at ur thrower
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: fuck
R.K XLVII: ...
R.K XLVII: hmm
R.K XLVII: just KO
R.K XLVII: next half
R.K XLVII: force him to TD quickly
R.K XLVII: try to aim for one player to injure
Roxorowski: ha
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: WTF
R.K XLVII: this guy is a retar
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: 11 v 10
R.K XLVII: u still got a shot
R.K XLVII: but adopt defensive move
R.K XLVII: don't let them blitz ur prize player
R.K XLVII: let the los die
R.K XLVII: they still blitz with 4 ST
R.K XLVII: don't put the blitzers up there
Roxorowski: dude
R.K XLVII:
Roxorowski: YOLO
R.K XLVII: GLHF
R.K XLVII: hopefulyl they will spend 8 player to beat ur 6
Roxorowski: np dis gon be gud
R.K XLVII: then ur 4 can try to make something happen with 8 MA
R.K XLVII: kick short if u got balls
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: wtf
R.K XLVII: is up with the dice
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: LOL
R.K XLVII: HAHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: well done crowd
R.K XLVII: i dunno wtf is going on anymore
Roxorowski: i am
Roxorowski: laughing
Roxorowski: my ass off
R.K XLVII: see him panicking
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: good good
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: run the catchers through the holes at the side
R.K XLVII: next turn
R.K XLVII: that will create dilemma
Roxorowski: derp
R.K XLVII: keep them away from 2 tiles
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: JHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: AHHAHAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: YAEAHHHH
R.K XLVII: RAPE THE GOD OF FORTUNE
R.K XLVII: UR BORN FOR TYHIS KID
R.K XLVII: if he fail a pick up, he's done for
R.K XLVII: 2 RR
Roxorowski: ffs
R.K XLVII: its 'ok
R.K XLVII: blitz santino
R.K XLVII: u got the RR
R.K XLVII: burn it
R.K XLVII: Mighty blow his ass
R.K XLVII: the LOS is crumbling
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: u got 3 man advantage in center
R.K XLVII: bash till the ball comes near
R.K XLVII: pretend u are happy with draw
R.K XLVII: once he thinks he can send a half ass cage
R.K XLVII: rape his ass
Roxorowski: meh
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: dangerzone
Roxorowski: yes
R.K XLVII: LOL
Roxorowski: r00fles
R.K XLVII: Smasha
R.K XLVII: Did his job
R.K XLVII: u got 2 choices
R.K XLVII: rescue CP
R.K XLVII: or punch hole
R.K XLVII: and ball threat
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: locked down 2 with 1
R.K XLVII: MS can try rescuing CP
R.K XLVII: push him next to ogre
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: G.Specific
R.K XLVII: Right flank
R.K XLVII: circle around
R.K XLVII: show intent u want the ball
R.K XLVII: Cloth too dodge out
R.K XLVII: 2 of them can create srs threat
R.K XLVII: Yeahhh
R.K XLVII: burn that ground
R.K XLVII: Specific Go for it imo
R.K XLVII: BALLSY
R.K XLVII: I like
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: now u got him cornered
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: look at him
R.K XLVII: doing stupid shit
Roxorowski: if you say so
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: u can blitz him next turn
R.K XLVII: Corp. Punish
R.K XLVII: can mark his face
R.K XLVII: Cloth gets his ass
R.K XLVII: Cloth takes his side
Roxorowski: hueheuheau
R.K XLVII: See
R.K XLVII: he's done for
R.K XLVII: M. Surgery save RR for GFI
R.K XLVII: GO FOR IT
R.K XLVII: UR BORN FOR THIS KID
R.K XLVII: YEAH
R.K XLVII: JUST AS PLANNED
R.K XLVII: WHAT DID I TELL YA
R.K XLVII: HE GOT NOTHING NOW
R.K XLVII: u even have a half cage
R.K XLVII: 2-1 at Turn 15
R.K XLVII: no earlier
R.K XLVII: u can do it
R.K XLVII: it's text book
R.K XLVII: he lost the bash war
R.K XLVII: and the speed war
R.K XLVII: he lost everything
R.K XLVII: despair is written all over
R.K XLVII: mark dalton dodge blitz.
R.K XLVII: is what im guiessing
R.K XLVII: HAHAHAHA
Roxorowski: GAHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: FOOL
R.K XLVII: WHAT A RETARD
R.K XLVII: Run past, but avoid 2 tiles off field
R.K XLVII: u can go forward or backward
R.K XLVII: ur choice
Roxorowski: I can blitz
Roxorowski: the herald
Roxorowski: with a lino
Roxorowski: HAHAHAHAHA
Roxorowski: nvm
R.K XLVII: HAH
Roxorowski: with a blitzer
R.K XLVII: u can run back or front
R.K XLVII: it's up to u
R.K XLVII: it's ur game
R.K XLVII: finish it Anakin
R.K XLVII: ballsy handover will complete the win
Roxorowski: FUK
Roxorowski: what
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: did i just do
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: its ok
R.K XLVII: u marked2 player with 3
R.K XLVII: it's a good move
R.K XLVII: now move CP FORWARD
R.K XLVII: THEN DODGE OUT CLOTH TO FOLLOW HIM
R.K XLVII: GAME SET MATCH
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: panzer
R.K XLVII: punch
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: do not spend any more RR
Roxorowski: fuk
R.K XLVII: well done
Roxorowski: hsoulda
Roxorowski: followed
Roxorowski: the BT
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: u shdn't
R.K XLVII: u force him to Blitz
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he cant blitz ur Ball carrier
R.K XLVII: so it's gg
R.K XLVII: nothing pisses off a Big Guy with nothing to hit
R.K XLVII: and having no blitz to spend
Roxorowski: dump off y/n
R.K XLVII: no
Roxorowski: if he gets blitzed
R.K XLVII: move catcher to end zone 1 tile
R.K XLVII: if u got balls
Roxorowski: gahahahahah
R.K XLVII: HAHHAHA
R.K XLVII: nvm
R.K XLVII: mark and close shop
R.K XLVII: u won
R.K XLVII: self defeated
R.K XLVII: dont even need to blitz
R.K XLVII: if u want use key to blitz n reposition to mark
R.K XLVII: nthat will free specific
R.K XLVII: so he can move ahead to mark another guy
R.K XLVII: closer to the ball
R.K XLVII: its urs to lose
R.K XLVII: panzer punch
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: surgery punch
R.K XLVII: GOOD
R.K XLVII: TD in 2
Roxorowski: i guess i should score now
Roxorowski: nah
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: negative
Roxorowski: rather not
Roxorowski: risk it
Roxorowski: bro
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: MS and MM can mark
R.K XLVII: ij
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: its' ur game
Roxorowski: gahahahhaha
R.K XLVII: AHHAHAHA
R.K XLVII: srsly
R.K XLVII: retards stop wasting Blitz on Big Guys
Roxorowski: (y)
R.K XLVII: Take it in
R.K XLVII: TD
R.K XLVII: TD
Roxorowski: yeah
R.K XLVII: u just humiliated him
R.K XLVII: kick dead center
R.K XLVII: put loose defence 5 tiles from LOS
R.K XLVII: don't favor any side
R.K XLVII: equal distrib.
R.K XLVII: they dont' have the spd to score in 2
R.K XLVII: no RR too
R.K XLVII: further back
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: good
R.K XLVII: he got nothing to blitz cept for your LOS
R.K XLVII: lets hope panzer don't get a nasty foul
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: shite
R.K XLVII: GAHHH
R.K XLVII: how can this be
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski: lol
R.K XLVII: ....
R.K XLVII: i duno what to say man
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: he's betting it all on the big guy
R.K XLVII: lol
Roxorowski:
R.K XLVII: THATS WHY I SAID KICK WELL
R.K XLVII: >_<
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: WHAT THE FUKC
Roxorowski: I DUN EVEN HAVE KICK
R.K XLVII: SHIT
R.K XLVII: LOL
R.K XLVII: there's a SAFE KICK
R.K XLVII: spot
R.K XLVII: that cannot go off field ever
R.K XLVII: oh my god
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: omgmgomgomgomgmog
Roxorowski: this
Roxorowski: might end
Roxorowski: badly
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: he still has to blitz to break a hole
R.K XLVII: cage his cage
Roxorowski: yea
Roxorowski: so uh
R.K XLVII: shit
R.K XLVII: still 2 turns
Roxorowski: just setup
Roxorowski: no
Roxorowski: 1
R.K XLVII: k
R.K XLVII: mark all his corner
Roxorowski: how about i set up
Roxorowski: a double line
Roxorowski: of TZs
Roxorowski: he cant DODGE
R.K XLVII: u can do that
Roxorowski: with a fucking
Roxorowski: BT
R.K XLVII: wait a sec
R.K XLVII: no
R.K XLVII: mark his receivers
R.K XLVII: all 3
R.K XLVII: Wolf Hudosn / Santino / Matt
R.K XLVII: Zeb can't score
R.K XLVII: he needs a handover
R.K XLVII: 2 each
R.K XLVII: last player blitz
R.K XLVII: go for it
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: insya allah
Roxorowski: oh
Roxorowski: bollocks
R.K XLVII: no its ok
Roxorowski: he's gonna britz now
R.K XLVII: one wildanimal
R.K XLVII: n he's fucked
R.K XLVII: he can't blitz with his big guy
R.K XLVII: he need to handover
R.K XLVII: remember
R.K XLVII: ok
R.K XLVII: u win
R.K XLVII: he's a tard
R.K XLVII: he's a super tard
R.K XLVII: i told u
R.K XLVII: he needs to handover
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: foul it
R.K XLVII: lol
R.K XLVII: foul the fuck out of it
R.K XLVII: HONOR DEMANDS IT
R.K XLVII: lol
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