You could also just adjust the opaquity of the log in the settings in-game. In the menu. Set it to max, and the log will be readable all the time. 
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Crispy™ Let's run rings around Blood Bowl F13 Season 8 - Three Codexers in Play Offs
- Thread starter RK47
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I know it's the lazy solution, but that's just who I am..
It's still a bad pitch to play in due to how player names blend into the pitch color.
Anyways, tonight is the scheduled game for me.
Nothing special in mind except we're probably going for a bash game.
Draw is a good result. I'm after the SPP tonight really want to rebuild the lost veterans ASAP.
Anyways, tonight is the scheduled game for me.
Nothing special in mind except we're probably going for a bash game.
Draw is a good result. I'm after the SPP tonight really want to rebuild the lost veterans ASAP.
Bash those rats! 
2014 - Return of the Virgin Commander Excelsior
Finally, the game we've been waiting for Knights vs Fursecution!
Finally, the game we've been waiting for Knights vs Fursecution!
Lots of inducement in this match. 310TV to be exact.
Coach IainC decided that it's better to be safe than sorry, spending the money on a wizard for offense, a Bloodweiser Babe for KO recovery and a Wandering Apothecary, expecting heavy casualty.
Wonderful darkness arena. Bloodthirsty crowds all around, this is set to be an explosive match. Can the pacy rats survive the human onslaught? Or will they be taken to the sword and have the season ending finale here on this arena?
Fursecutors winning the toss, opting to receive. Knights aren't even setting up deep. That's right, I'm aiming that kick to the rookie thrower. Cause no matter where I kick, a rat would reach it. I rather have a guaranteed no block/dodge 3 AG thrower have it than an Accurate one.
Kick off!
Holy shit. Sections of the unruly crowd, in a bid to raise the temperature of the match decide to hurl a rock at one of the players!
Killing the Fursecutor's veteran thrower instantly!
Coach IainC quickly called upon his Wandering Apothecary, cursing his luck.
Miraculously, the rat is brought back to life.
But the rats will have to play with just 10.
Yut they started brightly, scoring the knock downs on the LOS.
And even stuns Azira, that family man from Denmark.
Turn ends as they setup some gutter runners deep. One successful pass, and they'll score next turn.
Can the Knights stop them?
Coach IainC decided that it's better to be safe than sorry, spending the money on a wizard for offense, a Bloodweiser Babe for KO recovery and a Wandering Apothecary, expecting heavy casualty.
Wonderful darkness arena. Bloodthirsty crowds all around, this is set to be an explosive match. Can the pacy rats survive the human onslaught? Or will they be taken to the sword and have the season ending finale here on this arena?
Fursecutors winning the toss, opting to receive. Knights aren't even setting up deep. That's right, I'm aiming that kick to the rookie thrower. Cause no matter where I kick, a rat would reach it. I rather have a guaranteed no block/dodge 3 AG thrower have it than an Accurate one.
Kick off!
Holy shit. Sections of the unruly crowd, in a bid to raise the temperature of the match decide to hurl a rock at one of the players!
Killing the Fursecutor's veteran thrower instantly!
Coach IainC quickly called upon his Wandering Apothecary, cursing his luck.
Miraculously, the rat is brought back to life.
But the rats will have to play with just 10.Yut they started brightly, scoring the knock downs on the LOS.
And even stuns Azira, that family man from Denmark.
Turn ends as they setup some gutter runners deep. One successful pass, and they'll score next turn.
Can the Knights stop them?
Our turn!
Forcing Iain to burn a Wizard Scroll is crucial in the first half. But I doubt he'll burn it on this drive.
I have no idea why that lone rat is two tiles from the sideline. I mean, Whitewolf's Frenzy is legendary - but who am I to say no to an easy kill on a Kicker Rat?
Yeah, get him out of here. That's two rats down in first drive. 69 out of 76 SPP.
That's all the bash we can do, now time to play the boring marking game to force him to score.
Yes, I want him to score fast.
Some punches on the LOS, Rat Ogre is down, but unhurt.
Turn over as I have both Runners marked. Can't really commit that many - but I'm still OK if they score next turn.
Forcing Iain to burn a Wizard Scroll is crucial in the first half. But I doubt he'll burn it on this drive.
I have no idea why that lone rat is two tiles from the sideline. I mean, Whitewolf's Frenzy is legendary - but who am I to say no to an easy kill on a Kicker Rat?
Yeah, get him out of here. That's two rats down in first drive. 69 out of 76 SPP.
That's all the bash we can do, now time to play the boring marking game to force him to score.
Yes, I want him to score fast.
Some punches on the LOS, Rat Ogre is down, but unhurt.
Turn over as I have both Runners marked. Can't really commit that many - but I'm still OK if they score next turn.
Fursecutor's Offense
Don't you just hate Wild Animals?
Had to go at it alone, Stormvermin dodges out - failed. Burned a reroll.
Scores a knock down on muckguppy, freeing a runner.
eklektyk can't do much on his own and gets taken down as well.
That 5 AG Runner just leapt out of the 3-markers. That's alright.
Sets up two receivers as he ends the turn. Rat offense is hard to stop, but we must do whatever we can to pressure an early score. The earlier they score, they more time we have to equalize and start the 2nd half with the score tied.
Don't you just hate Wild Animals?
Had to go at it alone, Stormvermin dodges out - failed. Burned a reroll.
Scores a knock down on muckguppy, freeing a runner.
eklektyk can't do much on his own and gets taken down as well.
That 5 AG Runner just leapt out of the 3-markers. That's alright.
Sets up two receivers as he ends the turn. Rat offense is hard to stop, but we must do whatever we can to pressure an early score. The earlier they score, they more time we have to equalize and start the 2nd half with the score tied.
Killer Intent
Our turn!
Anthony Davis can try to pressure the thrower to move, in a hindsight, I shouldn't have moved him into no-man's land.
But that's ok, it encourages the thrower to move up with the ball as we mark their receivers hard.
And every turn they delay the touchdown, is another chance for Whitewolf to vanquish more mutated rats.
Meh, rat unhurt.
Elsewhere, Jasede's boyfriend takes a swing and only gets a push.
Turn over.
Anthony Davis can try to pressure the thrower to move, in a hindsight, I shouldn't have moved him into no-man's land.
But that's ok, it encourages the thrower to move up with the ball as we mark their receivers hard.
And every turn they delay the touchdown, is another chance for Whitewolf to vanquish more mutated rats.
Meh, rat unhurt.
Elsewhere, Jasede's boyfriend takes a swing and only gets a push.
Turn over.
So I hear you're Wild...
No choice... IainC had to do a 1D blitz.
Gets a push he needed...
Here comes the ball....
LundB with a failed interception...
Runner gets it on a reroll!!! Only ONETeam RR left for Fursecution!!
Critical success on the dodge and......
Fursecution opens the scoring on turn 3!
That's too early.
No choice... IainC had to do a 1D blitz.
Gets a push he needed...
Here comes the ball....
LundB with a failed interception...
Runner gets it on a reroll!!! Only ONETeam RR left for Fursecution!!
Critical success on the dodge and......
Fursecution opens the scoring on turn 3!
That's too early.
I seriously didn't notice.
But yeah, we have 12 on this drive. Count them.
Oh boy. You're so fucked.
Kick's going to be a free pick up. Thanks to the badly hurt kicker. Jaedar recommended I give the ball to the Ogre for 3 SPP. But I really don't want to rely on Bonehead to score a TD, besides, Jaedar himself is 3 SPP short of hitting next level.
So the ball goes to him.
And Iain's propensity to let his runner get blitzed is amazing.
It's like he's ok with his 100TV worth of players be blitzed by a Mighty Blow every turn.
This time however, Whitewolf only scores a stun.
While Azira can't contribute anything meaningful to this match.
Jasede's boyfriend, still hunting for that 3 SPP only scores a stunning blow.
With the ball in safe hands (Blodge MA7) - I decided Xeno should just assist in the blocking game.
Guppy only gets a push as the turn is over.
But yeah, we have 12 on this drive. Count them.
Oh boy. You're so fucked.
Kick's going to be a free pick up. Thanks to the badly hurt kicker. Jaedar recommended I give the ball to the Ogre for 3 SPP. But I really don't want to rely on Bonehead to score a TD, besides, Jaedar himself is 3 SPP short of hitting next level.
So the ball goes to him.
And Iain's propensity to let his runner get blitzed is amazing.
It's like he's ok with his 100TV worth of players be blitzed by a Mighty Blow every turn.
This time however, Whitewolf only scores a stun.
While Azira can't contribute anything meaningful to this match.
Jasede's boyfriend, still hunting for that 3 SPP only scores a stunning blow.
With the ball in safe hands (Blodge MA7) - I decided Xeno should just assist in the blocking game.
Guppy only gets a push as the turn is over.
Good Heavens!
Our caged ball did make IainC use his Wizard scroll though, so I think it's a good drive even if we failed to score.
Only eklektyk remain standing...
But not for long.
2D block - stunned. Not good.
Going down 2-0 is a bit harsh at this point - oh well.
Receiver ready, gets the ball on pick up...
Hands it backwards!?!
And failed, forcing him to spend a final team Reroll to recover!
Runs back with the ball anyway as the turn ends with Knights losing possession of the ball!
Only eklektyk remain standing...
But not for long.
2D block - stunned. Not good.
Going down 2-0 is a bit harsh at this point - oh well.
Receiver ready, gets the ball on pick up...
Hands it backwards!?!
And failed, forcing him to spend a final team Reroll to recover!
Runs back with the ball anyway as the turn ends with Knights losing possession of the ball!
Desperate Measures
I messed up with the movement here, Xenomorph could've gotted a 2D Block without resorting on this GFI bullshit from stabby, but whatever.
Will it work?
Course not, just a push. We're in danger zone now.
Shit's starting to go south now... keep it together now...
OK, if we make this push, we can free up some men to mark the lone receiver deep in our zone...
Lucky! It's down!
Two markers make the GFI needed to mark the lone runner - no reroll needed.
Let's see what he does next.
Will it work?
Course not, just a push. We're in danger zone now.
Shit's starting to go south now... keep it together now...
OK, if we make this push, we can free up some men to mark the lone receiver deep in our zone...
Lucky! It's down!
Two markers make the GFI needed to mark the lone runner - no reroll needed.
Let's see what he does next.
Stab the Skies
So I hear you like Animals...
Anthony Davis gets faceplanted anyway from a 2D block.
Whitewolf goes down elsewhere, but unhurt.
Arkay gets pushed.
Oh boy here comes the ball.
You're crazy. I know rats are Kings of Gamblers, but this is ridiculous odds.
Stabby, punish this furfaggotry.
Intercepted on the second try. Try it again, asshole I dare you!
So I hear you like Animals...
Anthony Davis gets faceplanted anyway from a 2D block.
Whitewolf goes down elsewhere, but unhurt.
Arkay gets pushed.
Oh boy here comes the ball.
You're crazy. I know rats are Kings of Gamblers, but this is ridiculous odds.Stabby, punish this furfaggotry.
Intercepted on the second try. Try it again, asshole I dare you!
Cheddar and I specced the whole game, and we laughed our asses off at the 2nd drive, starting with the ball going all the way back to his TD, and then ending with that excellent pass 
Steal Rain
OK, time to show off our ball plays. I'm tired of watching them passing the ball like they're elves...
Pushing this faggot clear...
Whitewolf rises...
Stuns.
Another push just for the hell of it.
Jaedar to ensure the left is protected.
OK, let's do this.
Stabby runs over to Xenomorph for handover-
Human nature strikes again.
Gets it right on the second try! Arkay, your move!
Doge successful. Time to show them Xeno's new arm!
Three seconds to spare - fire away!
Suck it-
down!
WHAT AN EQUALIZER! KNIGHTS SHOWING THEM HOW IT'S DONE!
Pushing this faggot clear...
Whitewolf rises...
Stuns.
Another push just for the hell of it.
Jaedar to ensure the left is protected.
OK, let's do this.
Stabby runs over to Xenomorph for handover-
Human nature strikes again.
Gets it right on the second try! Arkay, your move!
Doge successful. Time to show them Xeno's new arm!
Three seconds to spare - fire away!
Suck it-
down!
WHAT AN EQUALIZER! KNIGHTS SHOWING THEM HOW IT'S DONE!
Cheddar and I specced the whole game, and we laughed our asses off at the 2nd drive, starting with the ball going all the way back to his TD, and then ending with that excellent pass
He ran circles around me.
Euphoria
OK you can stop celebrating now, time to defend, don't want to let go of this tie to second half...
Same deal, we kick to the rookie thrower.
Bah.
There, he's got Accurate and Nerve of Steel. This is a problem.
And he runs back, rightfully so.
Two receivers in deep. Not as deep as I thought - he could've tried a GFI... but he's out of rerolls...
Ends the turn with a both down on Rat Ogre vs Ogre
Both ain't hurt.
Same deal, we kick to the rookie thrower.
Bah.
There, he's got Accurate and Nerve of Steel. This is a problem.
And he runs back, rightfully so.
Two receivers in deep. Not as deep as I thought - he could've tried a GFI... but he's out of rerolls...
Ends the turn with a both down on Rat Ogre vs Ogre
Both ain't hurt.
Six Turns
Ogre popped a boner.
It's ok, let's kill a runner.
Bah didn't die.
Heavy marking on the right. I want a foul on the 5 AG runner.
Two on the left should suffice... (I think), guppy, plant a boot on that guy's face.
Just a stun. Disappointing! No whistle though! Turn ends.
It's ok, let's kill a runner.
Bah didn't die.
Heavy marking on the right. I want a foul on the 5 AG runner.
Two on the left should suffice... (I think), guppy, plant a boot on that guy's face.
Just a stun. Disappointing! No whistle though! Turn ends.
Wild Animal
Spoiler: It failed.
Left runner dodges out. My fault, not marking him properly.
Hands over the ball to another rat - just a lino! Desperation play here from Fursecution!
Scatters the launch!
But it bounces still to the receiver! WHO SCORES!
I need to play better this drive.
Left runner dodges out. My fault, not marking him properly.
Hands over the ball to another rat - just a lino! Desperation play here from Fursecution!
Scatters the launch!
But it bounces still to the receiver! WHO SCORES!
I need to play better this drive.
We also laughed our asses off at your pathetic marking of the left runner
That Two Turn Touchdown
Am I worried? No, not really. Even if I fail to equalize, a draw is not a bad result. One safe cage in second half...and I -
Shut up, Steve. Let's score.
Two turns. That's plenty of time.
Nice to have, but we didn't need any.
Fagsalom is free on the right, we put him into receiving position to draw some blitz on him.
Xeno will prepare for launch. Jaedar says I moved him too far back - he is literally unassailable 2-3 tiles forward - something to keep in mind for the future plays.
Everyone else went left. The ball is at the center...
We go for a Whitewolf special first - once again the Runner is sitting duck...
Only gets a stun.
Nothing else to do but roll the pick up dice...
RK - just what the fuck are you trying to prove here?
I'm flicking Nuffle's Pussy Trigger. Cannons loaded, LOS tries some bashes, but nothing going.
Turn over as we enter the finale of the first half!
Shut up, Steve. Let's score.
Two turns. That's plenty of time.
Nice to have, but we didn't need any.
Fagsalom is free on the right, we put him into receiving position to draw some blitz on him.
Xeno will prepare for launch. Jaedar says I moved him too far back - he is literally unassailable 2-3 tiles forward - something to keep in mind for the future plays.
Everyone else went left. The ball is at the center...
We go for a Whitewolf special first - once again the Runner is sitting duck...
Only gets a stun.
Nothing else to do but roll the pick up dice...
RK - just what the fuck are you trying to prove here?
I'm flicking Nuffle's Pussy Trigger. Cannons loaded, LOS tries some bashes, but nothing going.
Turn over as we enter the finale of the first half!
Operation Muckguppy
Arkay, our prime receiver gets blitzed.
Not looking good, losing ground, every receivers are marked as their turn is over.
Not gonna lie, this turn, I played like shit.
Watch this derp.
I decided to try and take down a runner instead of dodging out and free up Jaedar with Whitewolf's Blitz...
Then I moved Whitewolf next to Jaedar for 2D block which resulted in...
GG... Reroll.
Only gets a push.
So I said... OK, I can still make that 2 GFI with no RR...
Except...Xenomorph's throw cannot get that far...
Well, maybe he can with 2 GFIs... but that's too easy.
I decided I herped and just went with the derp.
Umm.. yeah, I went the wrong direction...fires the throw - triggering a Pass Block move by a nearby Gutter Runner who duly moved into intercepting position -
Jesus fuck, what have I done?
Failed!
I dunno man... I just don't know... Fagsalom somehow...
Gets the ball. But this isn't exactly a mathematically good odds ...
I duno what the's the final tally on this shit. (Jaedar: 3 out of 22 to succeed all roll with no RR
Starting from Xenomorph's launch)
But having no other plays, I decided to go for it anyway...
Ever heard of muckguppy?
Yeah that guy who dodges at stupid odds and pulls off a TD at the most unexpected odds.
Fagsalom just did it...
He just muckguppied the game.
I'd rage if I were the Fursecution coach. 2-2 at Half Time.
Arkay, our prime receiver gets blitzed.
Not looking good, losing ground, every receivers are marked as their turn is over.
Not gonna lie, this turn, I played like shit.
Watch this derp.
I decided to try and take down a runner instead of dodging out and free up Jaedar with Whitewolf's Blitz...
Then I moved Whitewolf next to Jaedar for 2D block which resulted in...
GG... Reroll.
Only gets a push.
So I said... OK, I can still make that 2 GFI with no RR...
Except...Xenomorph's throw cannot get that far...
Well, maybe he can with 2 GFIs... but that's too easy.
I decided I herped and just went with the derp.
Umm.. yeah, I went the wrong direction...fires the throw - triggering a Pass Block move by a nearby Gutter Runner who duly moved into intercepting position -
Jesus fuck, what have I done?
Failed!
I dunno man... I just don't know... Fagsalom somehow...
Gets the ball. But this isn't exactly a mathematically good odds ...
I duno what the's the final tally on this shit. (Jaedar: 3 out of 22 to succeed all roll with no RR
Starting from Xenomorph's launch)
But having no other plays, I decided to go for it anyway...
Ever heard of muckguppy?
Yeah that guy who dodges at stupid odds and pulls off a TD at the most unexpected odds.
Fagsalom just did it...
He just muckguppied the game.
I'd rage if I were the Fursecution coach. 2-2 at Half Time.
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Undeserved
Yeah totally. That's what I summed that turn 8 play.
I laughed at the absurdity but decided I won't derp so much in second half to make up for that excessive luck.
Somehow in this drive I didn't put in Anthony Davis. Notice he disappeared completely from the roster. Maybe Obsidian called him back to work on South Park RPG. God knows. Maybe he was KO'ed but I can't recall anyone KO'ed in the first half.
Whatever, kick off!
OK, some luck for the rats finally.
Not a bad kick for us. Arkay can use the throw practice for that 1 SPP...
But first, repeat the same move as last turn.
That touchdown must still be burned in his mind, so we're going to put Fagsalom on a lone run again.
While Whitewolf does what he does best, which isn't very nice...
Failed to break armor again
Damn man, these runners are just begging to be killed.
Azira contributing like a wonderbra: nothing but pushes.
Welp, all the pushes and blocks are over with, time for the routine passing practice.
OOopps. Reroll please.
Up you go and here comes the 1 SPP pass!
...Wow.
Not much derp, eh?
I laughed at the absurdity but decided I won't derp so much in second half to make up for that excessive luck.
Somehow in this drive I didn't put in Anthony Davis. Notice he disappeared completely from the roster. Maybe Obsidian called him back to work on South Park RPG. God knows. Maybe he was KO'ed but I can't recall anyone KO'ed in the first half.
Whatever, kick off!
OK, some luck for the rats finally.
Not a bad kick for us. Arkay can use the throw practice for that 1 SPP...
But first, repeat the same move as last turn.
That touchdown must still be burned in his mind, so we're going to put Fagsalom on a lone run again.
While Whitewolf does what he does best, which isn't very nice...
Failed to break armor again
Damn man, these runners are just begging to be killed.
Azira contributing like a wonderbra: nothing but pushes.
Welp, all the pushes and blocks are over with, time for the routine passing practice.
OOopps. Reroll please.
Up you go and here comes the 1 SPP pass!
...Wow.
Not much derp, eh?
Cheese
Look at these rats, just rushing forward at the scent of the ball.
But really, if you got the balls, you should've done 2 GFIs to mark the catcher or something.
Going aggressive with Runner is the key to stealing balls I feel.
Instead...
Yeah, Fagsalom is totally our Ace in the hole. It's like everyone thinks he can defy odds again next turn.
Look at him, surviving a push, I bet they're gonna plant an assist just to get that 2D push on their next chance to crowdsurf a 3 SPP rookie lino.
LOS bash working to their favor. Azira eating dirt but unhurt.
Say, something's missing...
Yes, there it is.
Turn over.
But really, if you got the balls, you should've done 2 GFIs to mark the catcher or something.
Going aggressive with Runner is the key to stealing balls I feel.
Instead...
Yeah, Fagsalom is totally our Ace in the hole. It's like everyone thinks he can defy odds again next turn.
Look at him, surviving a push, I bet they're gonna plant an assist just to get that 2D push on their next chance to crowdsurf a 3 SPP rookie lino.
LOS bash working to their favor. Azira eating dirt but unhurt.
Say, something's missing...
Yes, there it is.
Turn over.
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