Hellraiser
Arcane
Bro Darth Roxor, did you steal those team member names from somewhere or did actually make them up yourself. Those puns just seem too good to be your work.
It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy.
It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
Inevitably many will fault the hands upon the dice which felled Galdar, the Orc Thrower. But the coach merely performs the duty of his office.
To further fear him is redundant; to hate him, hysterical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the one-dice-blitz.
With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by honing their BloodBowl instincts.
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The Minizilla's 2 - Daring Believers 1
In a match with a whopping 900 TV difference The Stan Bush fan club took the Flesh Golem star player, a bribe and a couple of kegs of brew to help with the potential blood bath that was about to ensue. The half kicked off with me receiving and proceeding to work the ball carrier into a corner and doing my best to whittle down as many of the Believers as possible in the half. I injured 2 players and KO'd another couple with the Ghoul sitting out the rest of the match after the first turn but the Wight making the regen roll. There was a lot of punching but not much other action in this half and I ran in a turn 8 score.
Second half begins with possibly the worst pitch invasion I have ever seen occur. I lost 1 skink but Stabby loses 9 players with a LOS Flesh Golem and a zombie in the worst position on the pitch and furthest away from the ball possible still standing. Needless to say this leads to a quick second score for me. Then things start to get interesting. I get a blitz from the kick off and position a skink under the ball but fail the catch and with the chef stealing 2 of my re-rolls the dice desert me a little and unlike my last match against Ingmar I fail dodges and hand offs plenty this time around. Stabby recovers the ball and hands off to run up a sideline away from all my skilled Saurus players. I get 1 blitz attempt but roll both down with the blitzer and the carrier both having block I then fail the dodge for the skink to put a diving tackle marker on the werewolf so it's a simple case of blitzing the marker away and running in a reply on turn 13.
The final drive of the match sees me attempt a sideline run that is easily bogged down and though I clear the ball marker I am out of re-rolls and the skink fails the first GFI leaving the ball loose in the end zone. Stabby recovers it and scatter launches it up the field and again I clear the ball get it in a skinks hands and though I make the dodge I try to pass it to a skink who can use the SPP rather than my defensive superstar skink and the handoff predictably fails to end the match 2-1.
Stabby played really well with a large handicap in terms of the lack of block causing 3 turn overs in the first half but except for that pitch invasion screwing him over I would have liked to have seen how this match would have turned out without that bullshit interference since I was again re-roll less quickly in the second half so making all my plays work would have been far from a foregone conclusion and it is unfair that the team with such a large TV disadvantage also suffers such a harsh kick off event but that's blood bowl!
Match is submitted but I did it under day 1 by mistake Iain, if you need me to resubmit it let me know and I will do it correctly.