Insane Psychic said:
MetalCraze said:
It isn't 3D, units have 4 stats instead of 1 and there are zones of control.
Hah hah! Excellent!
Also, I heard that Civ IV hardest difficulty level is "average" compared to Civ III hardest one, though I never played the IVth one, for the reasons mentioned..
Now this thread is 90% complete.
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Queers of War:
Ein Kodexreich, ein Volk, ein Skyway - Random shit music(according to Lyric Suite and most certainly according to skyway too)
:rpgnazi:
Heil Kodex!
The settlers continue to seek shelter from a band of enemy warriors chasing them.
Our first elite forces are equipped with modern weapons, giving away their crude machetes for finely forged swords and their leather underwears for chafing iron armors.
A dead end, but for who exactly? Knights are the most powerful combat units in the middle ages. They have the same defense rating of pikemen, can move faster than any other unit and are the last example of offensive units having an advantage over defensive units. From now on, a growing advantage of defenders over attackers will be developed as the civilizations advance in technology, and artillery will be for a time the only way to offset it. Then tanks and air power will change the nature of warfare forever, but that is a long way to go yet.
The people of skyway are divided between bits of "love" and tons of hatred for the decline.
But now skyway's palace of rage looks like a real palace rather than a throne cave.
The armies of vitriol are at their limit. Building more cities will solve such problem, eventually.
Being ahead of everybody else in technology has its advantages. By selling tech to the right buyers, it is possible to maintain 100% investment in research for a long time.
BLOBERT'S The Art of Hatred, a massive Codex of warfare, must be more important than that amount of gold in Banal, Shit, Boring.
Another source of hatred against the obsidious traitors is erected.
Another horsenigger is taken down in Modern Gayfare 2 with popamole cover systems, leading to the expected reaction:
:codexrage:
Meanwhile, the newest wonder of Shit, Banal, Boring, begins to be written. It'll take more than one century for it to be finished. Thus:
K, enough deviation regarding ITZ is enough.
Not all battles ended successful in this war. Casualties were heavy. The siege of Alexandria has failed, although the war proceeded, still undetermined in other fronts. The morale, driven only by hatred, remained untouched by the heavy losses. Better to die fighting than to live playing popamole and becoming a consoletard.
The primary target of the offensive, Thebes, the enemy capital, was conquered, but not without its price in blood.
The counter-insurgency methods were simple and effective. By making the conquered join the rage, they'd be absorbed faster into skyway culture and realize that everything is shit and that the shit of tomorrow will always make the shit of yesterday look tasty, to the point that the shit stealth of yesterday's Oblivion becomes the standard to prove today's Ass Brotocol is shit.
Trannyopatra realizes the chances of Eshipt losing this war, although undefined, are bigger than the chances of winning.
VAE VICTIS!
General Bushkain of the skyway empire gives his answer.
Alexandria, the town that refused to fall
Another wave fails to conquer Alexandria. Why must such a small town be so valued by the enemy, while its capital is now under skyway control?
skyway, the Bro of Bros.
Thebes is now secure, while all the forces at such front advance to Memphis, crushing any weak machete warrior along the way. Not that it is much relevant as a tiny town anyway.
A hasty offensive is avoided, for it is better to allow for the rest of the forces to approach the city.
skywaygrad begins to compensate for the losses in this war.
Considering how close we are from discovering magnetism, it is no big deal. In fact, Most Alpha Centauri secret projects are on average more important than the average Civ 3 wonder.The best ones are, among others, Bach Cathedral, Sun Tzu the Art of War(SMAC's Command Nexus equivalent) and the Pyramids.
Victory has its price in blood, provided you don't play in the faggot popamole way and keep reloading every time you lose a battle.
And thus, the largest victory is achieved.
: All these cities are so shit that if there was more good lands to do so, building our own seem more economical. This world is full of shit.
Meanwhile, in the frozen south...
Yiffinhell. The most infamous city to ever be built in the skyway Empire. A city of permanent ashes, as amidst massive bonfires, degenerates of all kinds are burned with no mercy. The extermination of the furfaggotry must be achieved, no matter the cost. HEIL KODEX!
Regular checks to avoid wasteful over-expending are necessary when research is about to lead somewhere.
Thebes was never considered a critical objective to defend. The lone spearman failed in his duty, for an enemy spy convinced him to buy Horse Armor DLC for $15.
Left undefended on purpose, so the wild niggers could support the Final Solution to the Furfag Question, Yiffinhell and its hated inhabitants are pillaged, raped and massacred, not necessarily in this order. Reports of bestiality involving horses raise public opinion to the growing desire of wiping out degenerates as fast as possible in the death camps of the frozen town.
Meanwhile, the war effort proceeds. One of the veteran units become the second elite forces of the empire, but Elephantine hasn't fallen yet.
Elephantine is ours... Banal. Shit. Boring.
Except now incense is very close from being accessible for the entire empire. With enough drugs, even the skyway citizens may relax, or rage in psychedelic manners that don't look like rage for those who aren't on drugs.
:epic:
Even better news. The
Knights of Diversity shall now scourge the land in the name of skyway, Kodexreich and elitism!
Wait... better to build barracks first.
The inhabitants of Grand River became so enraged that they sided with the skyway, and renamed their city as Grand Rage.
Meanwhile, preparations for the conquest of yet another Eshiptyan town were being made for a while, and now, another battle in this lightning campaign began.
Hatred conquers all.
One out of 3 supplies, no big deal in the long term.
Meanwhile, Alexandria proves to be, due to the random number generator being pissed off or something, a tough nut to crack. Perhaps it should be left for later. Meanwhile, the desert city is being stormed to the west, and on overall, this conflict is favoring skyway, so far.
Such is the front of this conflict now. Eshipt is doomed to defeat, one way or another, but meanwhile, the rest of the world is annoyed with skyway. News at 11.