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I am starting to suspect there is some kind of UST between me and Imoen.
Leave your incest fantasies out of my LP.
I didn't even know she was my sister until recently!
Which is when she started appearing in your dreams. Before, it was Irenicus. Care to comment on that?
...
Fuck.
Yeah, I know you're really Bhaal's essence. Get on with it.
Whoa, now I wish I kept my mouth shut.
A gift? Is it my birthday already? Wait... When exactly is my birthday?
I think it's 4th of August. At least that's when the first news post appeared.
Robur!
MIR?
RRRrrrr!!!
RR...
Ororo!
Sorry, I did not screenshot 'Three' for some reason.
Oreo.
Raul!
Moreau...
Fuuuuuck... Remind me never again to eat minotaur meat before going to sleep.
Oh, right, I am on this fucking PirateBay island.
Hey, Saemon, it's nice of you to stand still for a change...
Did that hurt? I hope it did!
OH YEAH! Die, motherfucker!
That was EXTEREMELY satisfying.
You do realize, we will have to load the game now?
Why? Can't I just use the portal in the asylum?
Well, yes, you can, but you will be missing out on some seriously good loot this way. Not to mention the XP.
Well?
I'm still considering it!
Alright, fine. Loot it is.
I still don't get why it was not problem for you to teleport both of us outside the asylum building, but then you've decided to teleport yourself again here, alone, leaving me there. That was a dick move.
tl;dr: We need some kind of horn, which, for some reason, Desharik the pirate lord gave his, uhm, 'lady' for safekeeping, so we're going to break into her house and retrieve it.
Quick and stealthy action, he said. Can do.
Must I be reminded that other people are having sex all the time? It's kind of depressing.
I guess it's a lost day for Saemon if he does not find someone new to screw.
tl;dr: zzzZZzzz...
Let me just quickly grab the horn from the table over there...
Oh, come on!
Every time I try the subtle approach on this damn island something like this happens...
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Ah, this roguestone will soothe my rage quite effectively.
Desharik should not miss this horn, seeing as his girlfriend provides him with constant supply of new ones.
The trap itself was more interesting than the contents of the wardrobe.
Moving on!
I think I've lost a few screenshots here. Anyway, these fine gentlemen offered to employ The Codex' services as a rower on their ship, but could not reach an agreement with our hero regarding the job's terms.
Their dental plan was really lousy, with the scurvy and all.
Damn, they must be really desperate to use this 'row or die!' approach. No wonder they have problems with recruitment.
I managed to murder the entire Underdark, exploring all the cities for the Drow High Priestess before the time ran out. But I had a six-man party, and therefore moar resources. Can The Codex top that, I wonder?
If you take your sweet time running errands for the High Priestess, the Drow become all butthurt and seal the gates of Ust Natha, leaving you outside, and stopping the progression of the main quest, I think. Also, they reveal you for what you are. Not *quite* sure how many days do you have though. I played this game, like, 10 years ago.
That time limit hit me once by surprise, good times. I think it's only active during the very first few tasks for the priestess, though, when she explicitly tells you to hurry the fuck up.
I could have sworn the Priestess said: "go stir shit up in one of the cities and get back here" and when I merrily started to clear 'em out one by one, the Drows lost their patience. But for all I know I *might* have wandered there before completing one of the earlier quests. It was 10 years ago :D
Aw, you missed the occasion to kill Saemon when the githyanki attack. Though I guess it might have been difficult to do it before he teleports away with a single PC.
(It doesn't change much since he'll be back in ToB anyway. But it's quite enjoyable nonetheless.)
Huh? I'm quite fond of the Sahuagin city, if only because of the Beholder found there. But, of course, The Codex is not Wise enough to deal with it optimally. And has no Edwin to help out in that department.