Let's talk about Lacrymas' homebrew fantasy setting where paladins are eunuchs

[Lacrymas]

Gay sex is frowned upon in the holy symmachy. Quite a lot actually, they don't like it one bit. Gay sex still happens obviously, but you better not be caught.

 

[Gahbreeil]

Gay sex is frowned upon in the holy symmachy. Quite a lot actually, they don't like it one bit. Gay sex still happens obviously, but you better not be caught.

And what about lesbians? Are these women considered to be gay?

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I'm asking because you yourself wrote that you have a private kink in your world. If you are aware of this, then I ask what sexual content you entered there unconsciously.

 

[Lacrymas]

I'm asking because you yourself wrote that you have a private kink in your world. If you are aware of this, then I ask what sexual content you entered there unconsciously.

It's the whole "orcs need human women to reproduce" thing. The main idea behind it is to give orcs the incentive to attack the humans, it just so happens to be kinky if you look at it that way.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

I'm asking because you yourself wrote that you have a private kink in your world. If you are aware of this, then I ask what sexual content you entered there unconsciously.

It's the whole "orcs need human women to reproduce" thing. The main idea behind it is to give orcs the incentive to attack the humans, it just so happens to be kinky if you look at it that way.

Isn't that make all orcs half-orcs?

 

[MerchantKing]

I'm asking because you yourself wrote that you have a private kink in your world. If you are aware of this, then I ask what sexual content you entered there unconsciously.

It's the whole "orcs need human women to reproduce" thing. The main idea behind it is to give orcs the incentive to attack the humans, it just so happens to be kinky if you look at it that way.

That's retarded. Orcs reproduce through the Waaagh. They don't need women.

 

[Pink Eye]

wagh?

WAAAAGH!

 

[Cryomancer]

What if we invert Lacrymas setting?

• Instead of Eunuch paladins, Paladins that practice polygamy
• Instead of a very lawful theocracy, a very chaotic magocracy
• Instead of desert, a Tundra
• Instead of Barbarians being female only woman that suffered miscarriage, being male only drunk tribal berserkers
• Instead of everyone a "shade of black", everyone in shades of white. From Fair to Pale Skin. Black hair is rare and even people who are born with black hair had blonde hair as a child.
• Gods are real and humans are merely paws of Gods. The Gods of Barbarians consider magic a abomination and the God of Mages consider Barbarians no better than animals.
• Instead of no mages, no clerics.
• Since Lacrymas hate genetic traits, Mages will experiment with genetic engineering in animals, plans and their Slaves. Elves would be just a attempt to make female slaves youth last longer. They are infertile and female only.

Everyone is some shade of black, it's a desert setting.

I don't like having actual, real gods in a setting

Not every authoritarian regime is fascist. This would be fascist only if wizards are born with the right genes to work magic and so are superior and biologically preordained to rule over the lesser non-mages.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

What if we invert Lacrymas setting

What the hell dude again?

 

[Cryomancer]

again?

Sorry. Forgot that I had the same idea 3 years ago.

 

[MerchantKing]

You should make all paladins black btw. They can't control their fiki-fiki so you can just castrate them at will and they have bigger equipment so you can harvest more meat and solve food shortage.

Everyone is some shade of black, it's a desert setting.

Red. Most desert dwellers are more red or olive skinned than black. Blacks are a jungle people.

 

[Cael]

You should make all paladins black btw. They can't control their fiki-fiki so you can just castrate them at will and they have bigger equipment so you can harvest more meat and solve food shortage.

Everyone is some shade of black, it's a desert setting.

Red. Most desert dwellers are more red or olive skinned than black. Blacks are a jungle people.

Dude, when the guy says everyone is some shade of black, that is code for "he's a woketard". Fucking blackification by Disney has finally reached peak woke.

 

[Lacrymas]

You should make all paladins black btw. They can't control their fiki-fiki so you can just castrate them at will and they have bigger equipment so you can harvest more meat and solve food shortage.

Everyone is some shade of black, it's a desert setting.

Red. Most desert dwellers are more red or olive skinned than black. Blacks are a jungle people.

Black is a spectrum ;d But yeah, they are desert-dwellers and look more like Egyptians than people from central Africa.

 

[Lacrymas]

Dude, when the guy says everyone is some shade of black, that is code for "he's a woketard". Fucking blackification by Disney has finally reached peak woke.

Looking adapted to your environment is woke, confirmed.

 

[Cael]

Dude, when the guy says everyone is some shade of black, that is code for "he's a woketard". Fucking blackification by Disney has finally reached peak woke.

Looking adapted to your environment is woke, confirmed.

As someone said before, desert folks were never black. They are even distinct genetically. As in Arabs and sub-Saharans are of different genetic strains like Han and Korean. Take your woketard excuses elsewhere, Disney princess.

 

[Lacrymas]

Kushites were black and contemporary Sub-Saharans are black. The more south you go in my setting, the blacker the skin gets, like irl. Only the third major faction which I haven't revealed yet have a quirk with their skin color.

 

[Storyfag]

again?

Sorry. Forgot that I had the same idea 3 years ago.

And thus the Great Cycle begins anew.

 

[MerchantKing]

Dude, when the guy says everyone is some shade of black, that is code for "he's a woketard". Fucking blackification by Disney has finally reached peak woke.

Looking adapted to your environment is woke, confirmed.

But the facts of the matter is that blacks do not come from deserts. They come from the jungles and the savanna. Most deserts were never occupied by anyone with black skin. In the Americas, the aborigines were mostly red skinned not black while near easterners and the aboriginal north africans are olive to red skinned.

 

[Storyfag]

Do not be shocked. This is just another "I never touched grass, but make authoritative statements about grass" Lacrymas moment. Kind of like with the unrealistic minimal village sizes, or the birth control by the omnipresent State.

 

[Lacrymas]

It's not my fault you place an inordinate amount of meaning to "shades of black". For me, everyone who is darker than me is some shade of black, lol. And I already clarified they look more like Egyptians and they get darker the more south you go. The darkest people get are as dark as modern day southern Egyptians.

 

[Storyfag]

For me, everyone who is darker than me is some shade of black, lol.

So you would call Arabs a shade of black? Literary* Hitler!






*Grammatik mit uns!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

It's not my fault you place an inordinate amount of meaning to "shades of black".

It's not the Polack's fault you said shades of black when you meant shades of brown.

The more south you go in my setting, the blacker the skin gets,

So the blackest dudes congregate near the south pole?

 

[Lacrymas]

So the blackest dudes congregate near the south pole?

The most south the people have explored, they haven't mapped and populated the whole world yet. Exploration is extremely difficult due to the environment, so it's never clear what or even if they'll find anything. Which is where adventurers come into the picture.

 

[Cael]

The hilarious part is that he is screeching about deserts and lack of food and water and all that, and down south, they KNOW there are jungles because black people exist.

 

[Lacrymas]

Black skin is a reaction against high levels of UV light, it has nothing to do with jungles.