FuelBlooded
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If you want more Deus Ex you could perhaps try The Nameless Mod, and then other DX mods.
I'm just wondering at your severe russian rpg PTSD.
Dex looks like an old school beat 'em up. Might check it tough.
Planet Alcatraz.
Stop trolling OP. And me, for that matter. All russian rpgs should burn in hell.
OP, in case you don't know, THIS is Planet Alcatraz:
How do I cyberpunk?
I worked on QA and localization of this game for Potatoland. We did hell lot of a job on it, but it ended up never being released I believe. Or was it sold to some gaming mag after I quit the job? Not sure.
This game suffers from a typical Russian quality. It's bugged to all hell, including game breaking bugs such as infinite dialogue loops. But compared to today's standards of western retail games it's quite and old-school crpg, with tons of customization, dialogues, branching quests and different ways to achieve your goals. Lots of content too. The combat is pretty standard fare RTwP popamole unfortunately, but you get a team to control and some of the encounters are pretty demanding.
The biggest pro of this game and the source of all the charm and fun times we had working on it is the fact that it is funny as all fuck and at the same tame extremely offensive to pretty much everyone and everything. Gays, blacks, trannies, men, women, chinks, animals, doctors, soldiers, nazis. It's also batshit crazy so you get quest like helping Romeo and Juliet, where Romeo and Juliet are two white trash looking homos that are executed by mafia in the end. Most of the game's content ended up as our internal memes, especially Amamba - a nigger who wore only some sneakers and red trunks who you could get as a slave and he would follow you, dancing some stupid dance when you were fighting for your life.
The bad news is that all of the above concerns the version we worked on - which is Potato translation + Russian voice overs. When we got the EN version later it turned out to be atrocious and not nearly as funny. The official EN version also supposedly has tons of content cut.
Hey Grimwulf, remember this Fallout/Arcanum killer?
thanks for that old thread I found hilarious LP
http://lparchive.org/Planet-Alcatraz/
no need to play this garbage. Have fun.
That bad or that massive? Generally I've heard many good things about it, including from my best bud, who completed it 3 times at least. Still it's a Bioware game, so...
Hey Grimwulf, remember this Fallout/Arcanum killer?
What kind of sadistic bastard even made a translation of Златогорье? This shit should have never left this god forsaken country.
Edit: Yep. I found the english title. "Heath: The Unchosen Path"
Why, Gods, why?
There's just absolutely nothing good about Heath. If you are still intent on self-harm, try the sequel Golden Land. It's polished but just too bland.
And don't you even get me started on REALLY old pieces of shit that aren't even on youtube, like Битва Героев
...and having your future look like a sunday morning CARTOON NETWORK animation.Shadowrun, if you can survive having elves in your future.
And don't you even get me started on REALLY old pieces of shit that aren't even on youtube, like Битва Героев
Can't resist a challenge...
I'm not quite sure if this is what your talking about, but it seems probable:
Yeah, I get it. I have a reflective butthurt every time I hear some russian rpg title, for some reason.
Shit, maybe it's PTSD after all.
I think I'm gonna get out of this thread. It makes me feel... Russian.
Offtopic but how do you feel about Проклятые земли?
...and having your future look like a sunday morning CARTOON NETWORK animation.Shadowrun, if you can survive having elves in your future.