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[Akkudakku]

Also I dig the germanic waifu even if it wont gain any traction.
And I dig Jing protector of the realm.

 

[treave]

IX. Bai Jiutian - 14
XIV. Liu Qi & Su Liaojing - 9
II. Cao'er - 8
X. Huashan Twins - 8
VI. Xuezi - 7
XV. Zhang Minyue - 5
V. Yunzi & Armaiti - 4
VII. Guo Fu & Wu Brothers - 3
VIII. Sword Saint & Murong Yandi - 2
XII. Madam Nie - 1
I. Chi Qilin - 1
IV. Song Lingshu - 1
III. Yifang - 0
XI. Nie Wuxing - 0
XIII. Liu Ye & Su Cheng - 0

***

Still a tie for third spot. I'll check back in about 12 hours.

 

[Akkudakku]

Damn I tought I resolved it... seems I cant count for shit - fix flop A 9, 10, 14.
treave

 

[treave]

No, don't bother, it's a bit too late for me to update right now. I'll check again in about 12 hours.

 

[Akkudakku]

No, don't bother, it's a bit too late for me to update right now. I'll check again in about 12 hours.

I laid the ground for you, figuratively speaking. That is as long as Dex doesnt flop like crazy
Dont rush it mate, we can wait (a little )

 

[Elfberserker]

The longer waifu decisions teases us with tender finger.
The greater the pillar of joy will till it reaches to the moon
Or beyond...

 

[Akkudakku]

Waifu decisions are the hardest ones.
Life and death ones are a joke in comparison.

 

[Elfberserker]

Jiggling knives, do we play with,
holding hands with tiger , leading them in 1,2,3
tango over, next rolling and swallowing flaming blade,
tongue tickling and a man giggling,
two entities watch desperate performance,

Life and death, nothing in their lifes flicker when watching the man
But,but, but behind the man is small crew.
each delicate and full of life as life and death switch between observing the two.
A single tear rolls from mans eyes as the gazes turn to maidens
So innocent each of them, ignorant of their leash on man.

Such is life of Man-tiger-pig.

 

[Jester]

A
II VI VII

 

[Baltika9]

Eh, flip from Cao'er to Xuezi. Little sister needs attention too. Kayerts is right.

 

[TOME]

Little sister? What do you mean? She is a wife-in-training!

 

[Nevill]

Great. Now we have discarded our real waifu for the imaginary one.

 

[Elfberserker]

You know what is most distressing about that tally?

Nobody picks up the waifu that can actually cook!
I know that Xu Jing is defender of women, but for love of god somebody actually vote for a woman who can cook!

Edit: Yifan needs little loving in tally so I flop

III Yifang
X Twin flowers
XIV Bro Kunlun and taishan guys

 

[treave]

Tally:

IX. Bai Jiutian - 14
VI. Xuezi - 9
XIV. Liu Qi & Su Liaojing - 9
X. Huashan Twins - 8
II. Cao'er - 8
XV. Zhang Minyue - 5
VII. Guo Fu & Wu Brothers - 4
V. Yunzi & Armaiti - 3
VIII. Sword Saint & Murong Yandi - 2
I. Chi Qilin - 1
III. Yifang - 1
IV. Song Lingshu - 1
XII. Madam Nie - 1
XI. Nie Wuxing - 0
XIII. Liu Ye & Su Cheng - 0

Post-flop:

IX. Bai Jiutian - 14
VI. Xuezi - 9
XIV. Liu Qi & Su Liaojing - 9
X. Huashan Twins - 9
II. Cao'er - 8
XV. Zhang Minyue - 4
VII. Guo Fu & Wu Brothers - 4
V. Yunzi & Armaiti - 3
VIII. Sword Saint & Murong Yandi - 2
I. Chi Qilin - 1
III. Yifang - 1
IV. Song Lingshu - 1
XII. Madam Nie - 1
XI. Nie Wuxing - 0
XIII. Liu Ye & Su Cheng - 0

Uh, I'll check back in about 4 hours or so.

 

[Esquilax]

Cao'er, Xuezi, Liu Qi & Su Liaojing

I could still flop to Cao'er if it picks up a flop in the next few hours. But if not, at least this settles things and we've got a clear winner instead of a deadlock.

 

[Nevill]

Flopping from Minyue to Cao'er. II X XIV

Please, no Xuezi.

Why is there no love for the Twins? We might want someone in Huashan we have decent relationship with who is not Bai Jiutian.

 

[Baltika9]

What's wrong with our crack-ho BJ?

 

[Nevill]

What's wrong with our crack-ho BJ?

Too many ties with Madam MILF.

 

[Baltika9]

Uh... threesome?

 

[Nevill]

Would be too awkward. You can't turn your back to any of them.

 

[Baltika9]

Ok. Sandwich them. I fail to see the problem.
Is not like Jing is a stranger to getting impaled from behind anyway.

 

[archaen]

II
X
XIV

 

[Akkudakku]

A 2, 9, 14

Fine you fuckers, I just want the update.

Mah twins :-( You faggots dont want more ladies crazy about Jing!

 

[treave]

Bai Jiutian, Cao'er, and the Taishan & Kunlun disciples it is, then.

Maybe you should've already talked to Bai back on the island instead of going to sleep (or even earlier, meeting with the orthodox pugilists over going to Zhou manor), speaking to Cao'er over Xuezi is... eh, I'll just lay it out in advance that whatever happens with that arm, speaking with Cao'er did nothing to influence it. Last choice is alright though.

 

[Akkudakku]

Damn