Mandalore Gaming thread to stop messing up the Sseth thread.

[DJOGamer PT]

The game does have some cool elements aesthetically

 

[Mitleser2020]

The game of the next review


https://x.com/Lord_Mandalore/status/1789375010278174856

An unexpected return


https://x.com/ThatSamWinkler/status/1790543514738299049

this game, at the first sight, looks like those 2003-2007 era of AA tier games
then intro starts

you're in for a wild ride

 

[Caim]

Oh this is going to be a GOOD one.

 

[oasis789]

nice, right after Be Kind Rewinds retrospective essay

 

[Baron Dupek]

It's happening
take a seat once again watch another great IP going down the drain

 

[Skinwalker]

Every single MandaloreGaming video:

1. Halloween is right around the corner.
2. I've convinced the GOGlins to give a 97% discount on the game I'm reviewing.
3. Next up I'll be reviewing [something he doesn't actually review, ever].
4. I'm not Russian and don't speak Russian.

 

[Skinwalker]

Oh, ffs. Clicked a random mandalore video after writing this post (DUSK).

Posted on October 31st.

"Happy Halloween, everybody!"

Is this guy paid by Halloween? I know shitlibs have pretty much made Oct 31 the central celebration of their year because of how totally non-demonic and good people they are and definitely not brainwashed sheeple of an openly-satanic pop-culture run by literal demon-worshippers who rape and eat children on Epsteinian islands, but this is, like, a whole new level of obsession with this stupid faux-holiday.

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Christmas has always been more satanic than Halloween.

 

[LJ40]

The newest post in Retardoland is labeled "idiotic necromancy". And then Skinwalker is like "hold my beer".

 

[whydoibother]

Is this guy paid by Halloween? I know shitlibs have pretty much made Oct 31 the central celebration of their year because of how totally non-demonic and good people they are and definitely not brainwashed sheeple of an openly-satanic pop-culture run by literal demon-worshippers who rape and eat children on Epsteinian islands, but this is, like, a whole new level of obsession with this stupid faux-holiday.

Performatively getting mad at everything doesn't make you cool.

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Caim]

At long last.

Mavis Bacon Teaches Blobbing.

 

[Skinwalker]

"You could be expecting some of that H A L L O W E E N ambiance"

The guy is absolutely fixated.

 

[Baron Dupek]

why is the thumbnail resembling Age of Decadence?

 

[Zariusz]

Had the same thought, maybe he is teasing future review. Also interesting plot twist at the end, i wonder if those "terrorist scientists" had suspicious looking noses.

 

[Caim]

With a premise like that don't puss out by just making it the World Wars and the Civil War. Go wild! Empty a laser rifle into the Ottoman ranks at the Battle of Vienna! Use white phosphorous rounds against the Aztecs while fighting alongside the Spanish! Win the Kettle War with a BFG! Pick up a hyper-advanced sniper rifle and shoot some commies alongside Simo Hayha! Beat Vercingetorix in a boss fight where he has a future weapon and have him throw his fully automatic rocket launcher onto Caesar's feet as an admission of defeat!

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Kjaska]

very endearing little publisher with a focus on PC gaming

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Morgoth]

Even Raven's worst shooter proved to be better than id Soft's more recent spastic shooters.

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Cool review
Story is a total clusterfuck but I guess that's part of the charm

Also was wondering why he hadn't posted anything in the last few months - apparentely he was moving, said something about flooding... is he from Florida?

 

[Kjaska]

The way I understood it, he moved TO Florida or one of the other states that got hit by a hurricane.

 

[NaturallyCarnivorousSheep]

"You could be expecting some of that H A L L O W E E N ambiance"

The guy is absolutely fixated.

I know it's difficult for you to adjust to anything but your village in asia but Halloween is an anglo tradition so it's not surprising an anglophone like Mandalore celebrates it.

 

[SixDead]

ЯЕЦIEШ sounds like яйца ешь, which can be translated as "eat balls"

 

[Kjaska]

He just used what ever looked the most like Review that he could cobble together in cyrillic. I also didn't understand a single word when he tried speaking russian. His accent is so thick.