It's just like, when you go to a brick and mortar rental store and you pick up an intriguing dvd because the box art is awesome! On the top of the DVD there is a quote like, "this is the next Shining, a wizz-bang of a time that'll scare you into minced cutlets" and so you are like, I'll give it a whirl. You hurry into the cold night, and take it along with a Constant Gardener type movie (to even out the other movie) to a girl's house. You watch the Constant Gardener type movie an then you lean toward the girl and pop a smile and say, 'oh but look what else balgeary has brought you', with her looking all shiny-eyed. You lean up tauntly and sway sexily to the mintek dvd player and put in this movie that is supposed to be a 'whizz bang' and then you slide, hastily, looking over your shoulder (you don't wanna miss a second of this!) and reach the couch and, 'hey these previews don't look so good', but it's Lion's Gate, right? Why do the previews look like they were shot in digital video? Probably unrelated to the MOVIE you're about to watch with your arm hanging over the girl's breast, limply, swaying-like, and suddenly the movie starts and 'hey what's up with the audio...is it in mono?'... 'oh, hey, why.. what is this 'whizz-bang of a time'...? 'what's going on?'
then you find yourself slinking deathly pale toward the dvd player, looking back at the girl WHOSE BREAST YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH IN THIS LIFETIME BECAUSE OF THIS ABOMINATION YOU RENTED, THIS 'WHIZZZ BANG'...SHE WOULDN'T LET YOU LAY A FINGER ON HER BREAST EVEN IF BY DOING SO YOU COULD CURE BRAIN CANCER'.
So, yeah, I've SEEN THIS GAME BEFORE. If you want to touch a woman, do not buy this game, I guess I'm saying.
None of this happened to me by the way. Just...some friend of a friend...