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[KIss My Ass]

Everybody will notice when Maxie disappears. Oh wait no they wont because everybody knows you're a fake imposter. And it's not like the real Maxie was super memorable.

Uh... you could've just given her your phone number or email

I gave her my facebook forgetting I have it set to private. Only friends of friends can see my profile. Yes I am a dumb fuck.

 

[KIss My Ass]

SDG, just call a fucking hooker already, I mean, how much could an american hooker cost? Not just some backstreet trash, you know, but at least someone who won't give you any kind of love disease...

I live in Iowa dude. We don't have hookers here. Not the kind you would wanna touch.

 

[The_Mask]

Crispy should've called the police on you for having a Meta account, never mind the threats.

 

[KIss My Ass]

I honestly don't remember threatening Crispy's life. I just said I would rip his legs off. Those are non-fatal injuries.

And it's not like he needs them. All he does is sit on his ass and torment codexers 24/7.

 

[NecroLord]

I live in Iowa dude.

You and Kirk.

 

[OSK]

Why not call the girls?

You're making a pretty big assumption that they want to be contacted.

 

[Tacgnol]

SDG, just call a fucking hooker already, I mean, how much could an american hooker cost? Not just some backstreet trash, you know, but at least someone who won't give you any kind of love disease...

He'd probably just hire an undercover cop by mistake.

 

[NecroLord]

SDG, just call a fucking hooker already, I mean, how much could an american hooker cost? Not just some backstreet trash, you know, but at least someone who won't give you any kind of love disease...

He'd probably just hire an undercover cop by mistake.

 

[Fedora Master]

Crispy and SDG are closer to each other than either of them would like to admit. Dead-end lifestyle, unfucked, constantly seeking attention and generally disliked by the rest of the userbase.

 

[Crispy]

Wow, that's some serious projecting there, bro.

 

[Crispy]

SDG the reason you got so pissed off at me (I think) is because you made another thread in GRPG about Diablo IV -- something about wanting to have sex with your character -- which I merged with the main Diablo IV thread.

I also Retardo'd several of your posts along with even one of my own for off-topic shitposting in the main Diablo IV thread.

You will have learned by the time you read this, once you've slept off your latest binge and sobered up, that I didn't actually report your video and I didn't call the police on you.

Go ahead and cancel the order for that hunting rifle you placed last night.

Edit: I think you also freaked out because I refuse to Retardo this thread. Rather ironic, isn't it?

 

[MerchantKing]

Crispy and SDG are closer to each other than either of them would like to admit. Dead-end lifestyle, unfucked, constantly seeking attention

Seems like the majority of this userbase!

and generally disliked by the rest of the userbase.

I don't know why. They're just like everyone else here!

 

[Fedora Master]

Crispy and SDG are closer to each other than either of them would like to admit. Dead-end lifestyle, unfucked, constantly seeking attention

Seems like the majority of this userbase!

and generally disliked by the rest of the userbase.

I don't know why. They're just like everyone else here!

When you're the biggest asshole in a place full of assholes...

 

[MerchantKing]

Crispy and SDG are closer to each other than either of them would like to admit. Dead-end lifestyle, unfucked, constantly seeking attention

Seems like the majority of this userbase!

and generally disliked by the rest of the userbase.

I don't know why. They're just like everyone else here!

When you're the biggest asshole in a place full of assholes...

Sounds like they just need a new hobby and to stop drinking so much.

 

[Atlantico]

let's skip to the part when he kills himself and it's all very tragic boo fucking hoo and we move on

u first

 

[Vic]

I don’t think the codex is a healthy place for chronic drunks. I am aware of a couple cases where people killed themselves because they were encouraged to do so online. It’s not worth it.

Also Diablo 4 is probably even less healthy because it fucks with your mind and makes you addicted to the gameplay loop. Getting unhooked from diablo while heavily drinking is going to be tough. I wish you the best SDG and really try to think about nice things. Crispy pissed you off, whatever don’t focus on it and try to move on to happy thoughts.

Also fuck you crispy for constantly messing with unstable users like SDG and MLMarkland.

 

[KIss My Ass]

SDG the reason you got so pissed off at me (I think) is because you made another thread in GRPG about Diablo IV -- something about wanting to have sex with your character -- which I merged with the main Diablo IV thread.

I also Retardo'd several of your posts along with even one of my own for off-topic shitposting in the main Diablo IV thread.

You will have learned by the time you read this, once you've slept off your latest binge and sobered up, that I didn't actually report your video and I didn't call the police on you.

Go ahead and cancel the order for that hunting rifle you placed last night.

Edit: I think you also freaked out because I refuse to Retardo this thread. Rather ironic, isn't it?

So you admit that you are actively trying to ruin my life is what you're saying.

 

[Crispy]

Your life is already ruined. I don't think it's possible for me or anyone else to make it worse.

Checkmate.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Your life is already ruined. I don't think it's possible for me or anyone else to make it worse.

Checkmate.

My life isn't ruined. I mean it's pretty shit but it could be alot worse. I have a propensity to get overdramatic. Did you buy D4 yet?

 

[Crispy]

I thought you wanted to kill me. Or see me dead. Or see everyone I love dead. Or something like that.

Now you're back to wanting to play that stupid game with me again.

Are you sure you're not a woman?

 

[KIss My Ass]

I thought you wanted to kill me. Or see me dead. Or see everyone I love dead. Or something like that.

Now you're back to wanting to play that stupid game with me again.

Are you sure you're not a woman?

I never threatened to kill you ya lying faggot. Also who got that original video taken down? In all my years on youtube I have never had a video removed for "violating" terms of service. After all the crazy, fucked up, disgusting shit and all the racist homophobic shit that I uploaded on youtube, NONE OF IT ever got removed except by me. No the one thing that did it was a video criticizing you. Explain that genius. I know you had something to do with it.

 

[Crispy]

I could have sworn you recently said something about being done with me...

 

[KIss My Ass]

Well stop fucking with me and I wont be an asshole towards you. Whether you like it or not you and me have a unique bond that goes beyond codex. Our football teams are eternal rivals. That is what binds us. Well were rivals. The Raiders are a joke and the Chiefs are currently a historical dynasty that is the stuff of legend but still, we are bound by our rivalry.

 

[NecroLord]

Umm...
What about "Kat", SDG?
Weren't you going on a quest to find her?

 

[KIss My Ass]

Umm...
What about "Kat", SDG?
Weren't you going on a quest to find her?

I told you I'd never be able to find her. Only chance I'd have at it would be going back to the rehab center and doing some super illegal shit to get info. I ain't crazy.