KIss My Ass
Real name: SDG
It's over. I'm letting it go. But this is the last god damn time I try being buddies with that dipshit. I screw around, I make jokes, people know to not take my shitposting serious. Crispy is malicious. He is a terrible person. He actively seeks out ways to ruin peoples' lives. He's a psychopath. Unfortunately for him he fucked with the wrong guy. Only difference between us is I feel empathy. I protect small critters as best I can. Crispy probably tries to find ways to light them on fire. In fact he might be a serial killer. All of his behavior points to him being a highway serial killer. This is not a joke.