Nope, neither of those interview, they are too reasonable. It stuck in my mind for a reason.
Sorry guys, I call bullshit on your apolo-gisms
The bugs issue, yeah fair enough other games have bugs and are even broken, but Ob have been so consistently buggy and broken it's become like a mission statement.
Kotor 2.. someone else's engine, someone else's franchise... buggy, broken, shredded.. absolutely unplayable for anyone who expects consistent story and a playtime that doesn't shit all over you every 20-30 mins, don't give me usual trot out of 'publishers fault' crap. Ob's statement about "we had a patch but atari wouldn't let us release it." Utter bullshit.. Atari wouldn't PAY them to release it, but it was supposed to be already completed (??), why wasn't it then released for free ?.."but atari wouldn't let us".. There isn't a company on earth than wouldn't let their product get fixed for the cost of nothing... and even then there were plenty of avenues for it to have 'snuck' in to players hands IF they had actually given a shit about their customers. It simply came down to Ob getting pissy and holding it back.. BUT if it IS the case that I'm talking through a hole in my proverbial and they had to stick to a contract that actually said this.. then DOUBLE FUCK Ob for signing such a piece of shit at the expense of their audience then releasing that pos game knowing that was what we were expected to buy. It took 6-8 YEARS for the community to get that game in any fit state for a player with at least a modicum of expectation to play and they get credit for the game.. Fuck Off!
NWN 2.. someone else's engine, someone else's franchise.. what a goddamned abortion that game was on release, AND it totally missed the point for the very existence of the original, for group, moderated play (DM Client.. we got it later (very later), but by then the community had mostly given up and gone back to NWN1).. it was buggy with game breakers galore and it took a machine several orders of magnitude, higher, in specs than published reqs to raise it to the level of slideshow.. and again shat and died every few minutes.. plus a warcrime of a patching system that could only be done on the OS root drive and took between 10-20 GB free space to get anywhere at a time massive harddrive weren't ubiquitous, I still remember moving a shitload of my system files in order to patch this monstrosity and it still wasn't in a playable state until years later when PC's caught up, not even so at the time of the 'vaunted masterpiece' (FUCK OFF!) MOTB..Sorry, but no.. Ob again don't get credit for a 'everyone on deck, last ditch attempt' at trying to sacrifice something of the burning wreck they had produced.. yes it was
better, although it hardly deserves the dick-sucking it gets. Did 'Storms of Zehir' up hold this supposed ability to product white splashing quality? No, it did fucking not, Ob reverted to type realising they had done what was necessary to stop any rep that they retained from spontaneously combusting and if I remember it needed a fair amount of fixing too.
...and we're moving... Now we begin to reach contemporary work, as opposed to them coasting, well mostly slipping on banana skins of their own throwning and ending up flat on their reputation, along on the coattails of giants, well at least when Bio was a giant of
reputation, and not a giant of pandering slopfests.
Alpha Protocol.. their first free rein on their own stuff, this
towering giant of quality (see my nick if you have to be told) finally had the chance to show just what they were capable of when finally unshackled from the restraints of others...Yeah, and we did finally get to see, didn't we? A game where some people said it had great plot and great interaction, but most other people just said "Where? can't find it behind all the broken mechanics, unbalanced gameplay..and again an imperial shittonne of bugs and broken questing." WHAT THE FUCK..Oh yeah, Not forgetting a dialogue system ripped off from Bioware's new shit in a box... and tbh I don't have much else to say about it as it died an ignominious (sorry,
deservedly ignominious) death and was banished to some dark corner of the cosmoshpere and so erased from the annuls that it isn't spoken of in the direst of hushed tone even here in the fair corner of internetland (seriously when was this last
torn apart mentioned?)
Then came their triumphant return to the screwing in to the ground of other 'better' (yeah, this got me too, I can actually say this about DS, FUCK ME!) franchises.
'
Dungeon Siege' *snigger*
3, a product that received their finest efforts at polishing and was successful in that goal by all account.. because none of the other accounts ever played it, being a generic piece of sputum, so ignored because of it's blanditude and lightyears distant removal from the expected product, it was a third person, control crippled, chopper of a game, that it too has disappeared, stricken from the tongues of even the most ardent trolls..
AND THIS GAME WAS A SUCCESS IN THE TERMS OF THE REASON FOR THIS LIST??!!?? FUCK EVERYTHING!
South Park.. I loved this, I loved the characters, I loved the setting, I loved the humour and I loved that it was so very very true to the source, it's just a pity Obsidian weren't responsible for any of that and the bits they did do, the quest design, content production and combat mechanics could have appealed only to babies with nothing else to do, seriously the gameparts of that game were fucking abominable and short oh so very short and pointless, the most involved content being collecting the pokemon rip offs and that wore thin after about 10 mins.. but there was loads of it.. This game was broken on release also and had bugs but was so short and lite that it took only one patch to have it spick and span.. but it still doesn't get a pass, because of it had ended up as anything
but spick and span Matt and Tray would have kicked Ob's collective knackers in to the middle of the place wherever the hell AP lives now, or just sued them in to oblivion for bring disrepute onto their excellence. So "because they had absolutely no fucking choice in the matter" doesn't count as a reason to applaud. FUCK.. meh.
And we finally get (out of list ordering) to the elephant in the room their universally accepted Opus,
Fallout 3.. I'm going to ignore several things about this, it wasn't a patch on it's namegivers (1 and 2 obviously), got most of it's goodwill second hand from it's namegivers and was imbalanced as all get out to the point of that being considered a 'break'. I'd absolutely love also to ignore the fact that it used the Gamebryo as we ALL know what that's like as an engine, but that's where the problems lies. Obsidian went into this project knowing full well what kind of shitty-arsed broken garbage of a piece of software they were going use and knowing full well what kind of shitty-arse, broken piece of garbage their rep for polish had become.. and did nothing about it. The game was a broken hideous mess.. it was GAMEBRYO.. of course it was going to be an unstable, buggy, broken hideous mess.. So, that was an excuse to ignore quality control was it? By all means the questing, characters and story were fucking lightyears better than the pap Betsy had produced.. but ignoring finished product quality just because they could say 'Well, Bethesda did it", shouldn't have been an excuse, but oh boy the dribblng masses gave them another coast simply because of that reasoning. FUCK YOU!
So for all you goits out there who's spotty visage came from a vitamin overdose through cum-guzzling on Ob.. YES, all games do have bugs, but their developers don't all have a track record like this.
(Disclaimer.. This post has been written for my own entertainment and no offence should be taken.. unless it applies.)