Azrael the cat
Arcane
This tipped you off? I mean, does this guy:
obsess over RPG systems?
As for languages... I hate the 'ITS FANTASY' argument but I've got to bring it up here. Things should be strange to us, and P:E already looks more generic than most people here would like it to be. Besides, that you can't pronounce something is a retarded thing to bring up. I don't have to bring up syntax hells from eastern europe to be sure that most people can't pronounce most other languages well.
I know that one should never EVER mention the sequel to that film (trust me, I'll be ritually flogging myself for the next few hours for having brought it up), but doesn't that guy end up becoming a nerd in the sequel?