Original Sin Giveaway

[Jaesun]

 

[tuluse]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Win

 

[agentorange]

 

[J_C]

J_C is disqualified for desperately spamming captions. Just pick one, dude.

You can submit as many as you like.

Fuck off!

 

[flabbyjack]

 

[flabbyjack]

If J_C gets to split his images up between multiple sequential posts then so do I!


Here's my take on the winner of the official Divinity: Original Sin caption contest

 

[BGMD]

 

[flabbyjack]

I did some sleuthing and figured out this guy is some sort of Larian-brand music guru. He's got a special 'Update Song' he used for Larian studios.

Press play, wait 8 seconds, then start reading the quote.

*inaudable until 0:08*
Update! We've got an update! It's fucking start time! Oh yeah!

Oh update! We've got an update! It's fucking start time! *inaudable sound like a cat dying* *inaudable*

(full version here)

Love this song.

Kirill caption version 1:

(whitespace so as not to inject penile cross-taint)





Kirill caption version 2:

 

[Angthoron]

Actually, all the pictures of the OP could be put in a series of "Twin Peaks: Larian Edition", with Kirill as Laura Palmer, just roll from there.

 

[Niektory]

 

[Outlander]

Would love to see ForkTong and lar_q try their hand at this, just for the lulz

 

[Jools]

 

[A user named cat]

 

[Creamy Muffin]

 

[Semper]

 

[himmy]

 

[BGMD]

 

[Decado]

Players Will Fuck Sheep, Horses in New Dragon Age Title

Edmonton, Canada --- This week, BioWare announced the addition of fully romance-able farm animals to Dragon Age 4: The Reckoning Inquisition Vengeance: Origins: The Fuckening.

Dragon Age, a fantasy role playing game franchise launched by BioWare in 2009, has grown over the years from a small, fledgling project to a massive series that places a premium on choice, tactical combat, and letting players fuck anyone they want.

David Gaider, Lead Writer and Game Designer on Dragon Age 4, notes that this game will be bigger and better than ever. This includes giving players the option to seduce -- and eventually fuck the brains out of -- a farm animal. It has so far been confirmed that sheep, goats, horses, and sea turtles are romance-able/fuckable, but Gaider has cautioned us that this list is not exhaustive, and will likely change.

"Obviously, with six months left in development before we hit beta, we have the bandwidth to iterate on a few more fuckable creatures," Gaider said, as he hit himself in the face with a bag of red-hot pennies. "We don't want anyone to feel left out. We're working on it."

Dragon Age has occasionally come under fire by Social Justice Warriors and other internet crybabies for failing to adequately represent every single possible iteration of a human being on planet Earth, and it appears that the producers at BioWare are finally taking these complaints to heart. The dozens and dozens of posters on the forums clamoring for more realistic sex encounters -- for example, the ability to be butt-fucked to death by a Qunari, the game's stock ogre/troll rip off who sports two horribly retconned horns and would likely tear a human apart with his massive animal dick -- have apparently had a real, profound effect on the direction of Dragon Age 4.

"Diversity is a big deal here at BioWare," said David Gaider, as he whipped out his jonhson and started rubbing one out to a recent Tumblr post. "Being able to fuck sheep is really just the continuation of our commitment to making everything about sex, because who wants to play actual games anymore?"

When asked if the farm animals would be romanceable by any gender, Gaider responded "Well that's something we've always been passionate about. Gaming is really a hobby for a lot of people, and it crosses gender boundaries, so we really want to give people the chance to fuck a farm animal no matter their orientation."

When asked if BioWare was concerned about potential fan backlash, Gaider is unmoved. "I don't really pay much attention to the haters," Gaider said, as he reached into his pants, grabbed a handful of shit, and smeared it all over his face and head. "We know who our audience is, and we know what they want. There are plenty of games out there where you can't fuck a sheep or a horse, so people can go play one of those."

Dragon Age 4 is set to be released in Q4 of 2015.

 

[himmy]

 

[Drowed]

 

[Jaesun]

So Konjad already mad a mod?

 

[Dagobert]

AKA Larian's update song

 

[Drowed]

Improved with link. Wow, just now I noticed that the lyrics are "Update, you've got an update, for Kickstarter"... Lol.

 

[flabbyjack]

The improvised version of the update song was way better... sounds like a lewd limerick you'd hear in a beer hall.