Pathfinder Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Beta Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Shadenuat]

TBQH I disliked the plotline of the tutorial.

Spoiler

Things happen too quickly and in such a non chalant way. Oh you were found hurt outside the city walls, now go chill in the festival for two and a half minutes while we foreshadow that bad things are coming®. It was too compressed and why the fuck am I storming the maze if there's an army of mongrels assembling behind oh ok because they'll take too long, thanks Lann.

I dislike almost every JRPG cutscene out there for now. Well except dragon beheading.
Maybe you trying to do something in the city before you have to go into mongrel place would be better.

 

[Percy]

I am getting pissed off at Seelahs mount blocking my party.
Next play through Weapon Bond.

 

[Delterius]

I am getting pissed off at Seelahs mount blocking my party.
Next play through Weapon Bond.

*nigh permanent reduce person from brown fur transmuter

 

[Desiderius]

One pet per party is good policy. When I get Azata Dragon Reg replaces Seelah.

BTW Smilo is down to three attax. And Wep Bond is min/lvl so rly good.

 

[mediocrepoet]

What's point of the Lich path if you aren't even going to abandon desires of flesh and pursue an existence purely cerebral?

That's a nonissue: the Lich path is mostly for wizards, and wizards are hopeless nerds with no chance of ever experiencing the pleasures of the flesh.

What do you think the summon spells were written for anyway?

 

[Delterius]

What's point of the Lich path if you aren't even going to abandon desires of flesh and pursue an existence purely cerebral?

That's a nonissue: the Lich path is mostly for wizards, and wizards are hopeless nerds with no chance of ever experiencing the pleasures of the flesh.

What do you think the summon spells were written for anyway?

to make 'good luck with that i am behind 7000 skeletons' jokes

 

[Shadenuat]

So poor dwarf

Spoiler

served 70 years because Queen told him, and never got redemption and betrayed,
and as a lich you extend servitude for eternity

what a perfect example of

"build 1 barrack 1 archery range"

 

[Shadenuat]

NO THE PK MINIGAME IS BACK AGAIN NOOOhhhh



ITs 2 minigames for price of 1 butthurt!!

 

[Delterius]

Imagine losing Caster Levels when speccing into Arcane Trickster.

 

[Desiderius]

So poor dwarf

Spoiler

served 70 years because Queen told him, and never got redemption and betrayed,
and as a lich you extend servitude for eternity

what a perfect example of

Russian Calvinists smdh

 

[Desiderius]

NO THE PK MINIGAME IS BACK AGAIN NOOOhhhh



ITs 2 minigames for price of 1 butthurt!!

Buildings already matter more than all P:K buildings combined on first quest.

 

[Shadenuat]

Ok for now it's mostly only crafting items, but UI frightened the fuck out of me. I hope it's temporary maybe. Cards are awful for this shit, I have like 15 artifact choices to craft and have to go through every card.

 

[FreeKaner]

NO THE PK MINIGAME IS BACK AGAIN NOOOhhhh



ITs 2 minigames for price of 1 butthurt!!

Come on man, aren't you Russian? How do you not know dwellings are essential part of HOMM experience?

 

[Shadenuat]

You have to build buildings too... and it's sloow and loading screens...

i want to tear my eyes out

game was so fucking good before dis

 

[Heroic Liberator]

i want to tear my eyes out

I see that you are taking steps towards the Lich mythic path.

 

[Desiderius]

Ok for now it's mostly only crafting items, but UI frightened the fuck out of me. I hope it's temporary maybe. Cards are awful for this shit, I have like 15 artifact choices to craft and have to go through every card.

Interface sux ass. Building up forts that unlock units and make your armies directly better is straight up incline.

 

[Shadenuat]

Deiran said everything perfectly. Every time you begin to feel happy Mishulin has something terrible specifically just for you prepared.

I am now going to stare at item selection of separate jewelry and robe traders and contemplate on being sad and poor.

 

[Desiderius]

The Definitive List of Mythic Path Archetypes for the Useful Choice of a Contemporary Gentleperson

Spoiler

Angel: the teacher's pet

will (threaten to) commit suicide if they fail to achieve at least 98% of the test score

Azata: the school himbo

is physically unable to fail at any and all pursuits, may not be self-aware

Aeon: the hall pass apologist

signed a petition to add cellphone jammers to school grounds

Trickster: the school clown

does not require alcohol for party purposes, will still die of overdosing on something or the other

Lich: the school incel

swore revenge against womankind at middle school

Demon: the chuunibyou

expelled from school after strange ritual involving burning copies of his tests + pictures of their teachers right outside the parking lot

Devil: the hall pass activist

successfully sued school district for lack of security, is the reason there's now cameras in the bathrooms

Swam: school shooter

cannot be reasoned with, cannot be argued against, most likely played somalia at the model UN

Legend: high school dropout

remembered by the school body, wether they actually succeed at life or just end up buying alcohol for the kids

Gold Dragon: white van pedophile

not actually a student, plays pokemon

Alright, alright, alriiiight...

 

[Utgard-Loki]

Legend: high school dropout

remembered by the school body, wether they actually succeed at life or just end up buying alcohol for the kids

four touchdowns in one game!

 

[Shadenuat]

there is good news and bad news

good news we're building a ziggurat
bad news wenduag doesn't mind it wich a lich and I read that text (and delterius would have to rewrite his mega guide)

Spoiler

wow
u actually get a ziggurat. they dumped a necron Monolith right into city.

 

[Yosharian]

Come on guys we all know that the game won't be playable until at least 12 months after release

 

[Yosharian]

Kingmaker still drops to 18 FPS at times on my 5900X 3080 rig

 

[Dodo1610]

I knew i heard that voice before.

 

[Delterius]

bad news wenduag doesn't mind it wich a lich and I read that text (and delterius would have to rewrite his mega guide)

incorrect all things have been accounted for as Wendy is a spider and doesn't count

 

[Shadenuat]

Huh. Never would have guessed.

I would like her to voice act romance dialogue where she says how it's great to be whipped.